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May The Year 2011 Bring for You....
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Hope & Togetherness of your Family & Friends....Wishing You a... Happy New Year
Archive for 2010
New is the year
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for you.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Forget ur Fear,
Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!
Great start for Jan,
My wishes for you in year 2011
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,
Have a lucky and wonderful 2011
Sher chipkar
Sher chipkar war nhi krte,busdil(you)
khulkr war nahi krt,aur e dost hmko to
tum jante hi ho hm hppy new yr kehne
k lia jan k intjar nhi krt.
~HAPPY NEW YEAR~
10 Din baaki
2010 khatam hone me 10 Din baaki hain.
Agar koi Galti,
Gustakhi,
khata ho gayi ho to,,
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Maafi maang lena.
Main aaj achhe Mood me hoon.
Happy New Year.
Past mistakes
Happy New Year
Let's forget past mistakes
making amends for this year
Sending you these greetings
to bring you hope and cheer
Happy New Year!
God Bless U
God Bless U N Keep U Safe Not Only Today But Throughout Life That is coming In Ur Way.
May Year To Follow Be Among The Best U ve Ever Spend.
Happy New Year 2011
that experience
Year’s end is neither an end
nor a beginning
but a going on,
with all the wisdom
that experience
can instill in us.
Happy New Year
Rishte Ko Yunhi
Is rishte ko yunhi banaye rakhna,
Dil me yaado k chirag jalaye rakhna,
bahut Pyara safar raha 2010 ka,
apna sath 2011 me bhi banaye rakhna.
Happy New Year
Aishwarya Rai
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan
& me..
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Salam bheja hai,
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai, sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal, hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai. Happy New Year.
life with Happiness
Fill ur life with Happiness & Bright Cheer,
Bring to u Joy and Prosperity for the whole Year,
And it's my New Year wish 4u Dear...
Wish u a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Gift of LOVE
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....
Imagination.
Beauty..
Freshness..
Dreams..
Truth..
Imagination..
Feeling..
Faith..
Trust..
This is begining of a new year!
celebrated together,
Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2011 bring Happiness for you Dear.
हार्दिक शुभकामना,
नव वर्स की हार्दिक शुभकामना,
यह साल आपके जीवन मैं काफी हँसी खुसी और धूमधाम से गुजरे ,
दुखो का साया भी कभी आप पर नज़र न आये,
आप हमेसा इसी तरह मुस्कुराते रहे,
advance me ye piagam
Gul ne gulshan se gulfam bheja hai,
sitaro ne aasma se salam bheja hai,
mubarak ho apko naya saal,
mubarak ho apko naya saal,
hum ne advance me ye piagam bheja hai.
Happy New Year.
Naye saal aaye
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year.
Bith gaya jo saal
Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye,
Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye,
Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake...
Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
new year 2011
Sabke Dilo mai ho sabke liye Pyar,
Aanewala har din laye Khusiyo ka Tyohar,
Is ummid ka sath aao bhulke sare Gum
new year 2011 ko Hum Sab kare WEL-COME!
Have a great Year
I wish U to have a .....
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year. HAPPY NEW YEAR
Nights are Dark
Nights are Dark but Days are Light,
Wish your Life will always be Bright.
So my Dear don't get Fear
Coz, God Gift us a "BRAND NEW YEAR".
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
New Year Good Wishes SMS
Years come n go, but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness topped with loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!
New Year in advance
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Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
&
New Year in advance.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar. Merry Christmas.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me. Merry Christmas
Fulfilling new year
New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Blissful New year
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas
Past twelve months
Don’t expect too much of Christmas Day.
You can’t crowd into it any arrears of
unselfishness and kindliness that
may have accrued during the past twelve months.
Merry X-mas
Lets welcome the year which is fresh
Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year.
Merry X-mas
MERRY CHRISTMAS to U.
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Roses 4 u..
MERRY CHRISTMAS to U..
Traditions
There is no ideal Christmas;
only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values,
desires, affections, traditions.
New Year Wishes
1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
MARRY CHRISTMAS
May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS
Christmas may be
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
it’s watching U.
To yourself
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Merry X-Mas
Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.
Merry X-Mas
Tere waste
Tainu ki deya mai dosta kuch v nai tere waste,
kuch gam ne kuch khmosian par o ta ne mere waste,
lok rabb to duawa mangde ne,
main ta Rabb hi mang leya tere waste.
kurban ho gayi
Mulakat maut ki mehman ho gayi
Nazar ki duniya viran ho gayi
Ab to meri saans bhi meri na rahi
Ye zindagi aap par kurban ho gayi.
AAPKI hi kami h
Oss ki bunde h.
ya Aankho me nami hai
Na upar Aasman h
na niche zamen hai
Ye kaisa mod he zindgi ka
AAPKI hi jarurat hai or AAPKI hi kami h.
Aapki marji ka tute
Aapki muskan in hontho se na chute,
duniya me aapse na koi ruthe,
meherban ho khuda aap par itna ki aasma me tara bhi aapki marji ka tute.
JANU Mujhe B PataLo.
Girl Frnd Ko Apni PalkoPar BitaLo
DeKe Khusi Uske Sare Gam ChuraLo
Pyar Kro Uski Saheli k Samne Itna Ki
Uski Saheli B Aake Kahe JANU Mujhe B PataLo.
Lakhon jazbat tute
Kabhi hum tute kabhi khwab tute,
Na jaane kitne tukdo me arman tute,
Har tukda aina hai zindgi ka,
Har aaine ke sath lakhon jazbat tute.
Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
Rishto Me Duria Mit Jayngi
Ehsas Ki Dunia Simat Jaygi
Hamko Yad Kar K Hi Palak Band Karna
Fir Sari Umar Apki Hasin Khawabo Me Kat Jaygi.
fida hota h
Hr tamanna ka Raazdar Khuda hota he
Hr Bat ka Andaz Juda hota hai
Chand ko to Chahne wale h sabhi
Par Dekhna ye he ki Chand Kis par fida hota he
Aaya Nahi Karte
Kisi Ko Zyada AzMaya Nahi Karte,
Apno Ko Yu Sataya Nahi Karte,
Chahne Wale Bi Waqt Ke LaMhon Ki Tarah h,
Beet Jaye To Laut Ke Aaya Nahi Karte
DAFAN Ke Rahe..
JUDAI Uski kitni Ajeeb Thi,
Na Safar ke Rahe..
Na Hum Watan Ke Rahe..
Tukde Hue Jism Itne Ki,
Na KAFAN Ke Rahe..
Na DAFAN Ke Rahe..
Pyar kya hota hai
Tadap k dekh kisi ki chahat me.
To pta chle ki intjar kya hota hai.
yuhi mil jaye koi bina tadpe .
To kaise pata chle ki pyar kya hota hai.
Shisha tlash kro
behtar se behtar ko tlash kro
mil jye nadi to samandar tlash kro
tut jata h shisha hr pathar kI chot se
tut jaye pathar esa shisha tlash kro
Dhadkan Nahi Chalti
Yaadon Ke Sahare Dunia Nahi Chalti,
Bina Mile Kabhi Mehfil Nahi Banti,
Ek Bar Dil Se Pukaro To Dost,
Dosto Ke Bina Yeh Dhadkan Nahi Chalti
B.A. Final
Bus chali jhatka laga or santa ka ladki ko dhakka laga...
Ladki->
Bad-tameez kya kar rahe ho?
Santa->
Ji, Rajshthan university se B.A. Final
Nazar tu aye
TASSWUR TERA TO MUJE CHU JAE
meri hr saans se teri hi khushbu aye
YE KIS MOD PE LE AAI HAI TERI JUSTUJU
pani me ashq mera he or nazar tu aye
Apna Bana Na Sake
Pehli Bar Chaha Kisiko Par Pa Na Sake,
Kbhi B Rulaya Na Unko Par Hasa B Na Sake,
Bahut Pyar Krte He Hm Unse Par
Chah Kr B Unhe Apna Bana Na Sake
GUNGUNA Lijiye..
Shayerana Si Hai
Zindagi Ki FIZA,
Aap Bhi Zindagi Ka
MAZA Lijiye,
Mai GAZAL Ban Gaya
Aapke Samne,
Aap Hume GUNGUNA Lijiye..
Nazar Ayenge
Aap Mujhe Bhul Na Paoge
Is Kadar Hm Apko Yaad Ayenge
Yakeen Na Aye To
Aaine Me Dekhna
Apki Ankho Me Hum Nazar Ayenge
Need a friend
To live a life i need heart beat, 2 have heart beat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend
Reh Nahi Pate
Aakho Ke Ishare Samajh Nahi Pate,
Hontho Se DIL Ki Baat Keh Nahi Pate,
Apni Bebasi Hum Kis Tarah Kahe,
Koi Hai Jiske Bina Hum Reh Nahi Pate..
Ab tum bhugto
Ugli puglichunga munga kali lunga swah swah.... ?
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ye jindgi bhar kuware rehne ka mantr tha...
jo tumne padh liya h.....
ab tum bhoogto........
wonderful Christmas
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Christmas is near,
and its coming,
Be merry!
Be happy!
Have a wonderful Christmas
Every desire
May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Have an icy-icy CHRISTMAS,with BUTTERING MSGs,CHOCLATY CALLS,CREAMY THOUGHTS,FRUITY FUNS,WID PLUMPY PLAYS&JUMPY JOYS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Christmas night.
Ur friendship is a glowing ember through the yr n each december frm its warm n livin spark v kindle flame against da dark n with its shining radiance light our tree of faith on Christmas night.
love and faith
Christmas is a state of mind when you cherish peace and goodwill. The real spirit of Christmas is to have mercy, love and faith
Right person for me
your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!
Your holidays
I hope you have a wonderful christmas
have a great new year
Hopefully santa will be extra good to you
enjoy your holidays
Sending you
1 X'mas Tree!
1 Lakh Candles!
1 Crore Baloons!
1 Million Stars!
1 Billion Wishes!
&
1 Hearty Prayer!
Sending you my Advanced
Xmas & New Year Wishes.
You for CHRISTMAS
If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window grabs you and puts you in a sack don't worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS
Friend for friend
Two things upon this changing earth can neither change nor end; the splendor of Christ's humble birth, the love of friend for friend
watching U
Christmas may be many things
or it may be a few.
For you, the joy
is each new toy;
for me;
its watching U.
Q Nhi Dikha
W E D D I N G Is D Only Day When A Boy Stands On Sage N Watches Other Girls Dressed Beautifully N Think "Yeh Maal Engagement Se Pehly Q Nhi Dikha"
Shadi Hemesha Apni
Shadi Hemesha Apni Girl Friends Se Karni Chayye.. . . .
Kyun..?? . . .
Arrange Marrige Me Hamesha Kisi Or Ki G.Friends Se Shadi Karni Parti Hy.....
Main Samjha Tha
Malik Nokar Se: Tum Andar Kion Aaiy? Tumhain Nahi Pata Tha K Main Naha Raha Hon? Nokar: Maaf Karna Sahab, Main Samjha Tha Malkin Hain.
Sweetest Way To Propose
The Sweetest Way To Propose:
“Excuse Me, Do You Have A Band Aid,
Because I Scrapped My Knee
When I Fell In Love With You.”
Cho Chweet..
Late Kuin Ho Gayi?
A Girl Comes Late To Class
Prof:
Why R U Late?
Girl:
Sir,1 Larka Mera Peecha Kr Raha Tha
Prof:
To Late Kuin Ho Gayi?
Girl:
Sir,Larka Bohat Slow Chal Raha Tha:-)
Diwali aa rahi
Diwali aa rahi hai me apna man kewal Puja,Archna Aarti,Shradha Bhakti,Bhawna me hi lagana chahta hu. Aapke pados me koi rahti ho to btana. Happy Diwali.
prosperous Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai,
dua hai hamari ‘Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe’
Happy Diwali
Happy Diwali
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
NIBHANA JAANTE HAIN
HUM PHUL KI TARAH HASNA JANTE HAIN
HUM HANS KAR GUM CHHUPAANA JAANTE HAIN
LOG MILKAR RISHTE NIBHATE HAIN TO KYA HUA
HUM BINA MILE RISHTE NIBHANA JAANTE HAIN
Wishing a Diwali
Pal Pal se banta hai Ehasas,
ehsas se banta hai Vishvas,
vishvas se bante hai Rishte,
aur rishte se banta hai koi Khas,
Wishing a Diwali Jhakas
Dipawali Par
Pal Pal Sunhare Fool Khile,
Kabhi Na Ho Kaanto Ka Saamna,
Jindagi Aapki Khushiyo Se Bhari Rahe,
Dipawali Par Humaari Yahi Shubhkaamna.
Happy Diwali
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This van is loaded with
LOVE n CARE,
Wishing U and your family
A HAPPY DIWALI
Prosperous Diwali!!
With gleam of Diyas
And the Echo of the Chants
May Happiness and Contentment Fill Your life
Wishing you a very happy and prosperous Diwali!!
Happy deepawali
Sri ram ji aapke ghar sukh ki barsat karen, Dukhon ka naas karen.
Prem ki phuljhari wa anar aapke ghar ko roshan kare.
Roshni ke diye aapki jingagi me khusiya layen.
Happy deepawali
Happy Diwali
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali
Yahi hai shubhkamnaye
Khub meete meete pakwan khaye,
sehat me char chand lagaye,
log to sirf chand par gaye hai
aap us se bhi upar jaye,
Diwali par hamari yahi hai shubhkamnaye
Happy Dipawali
Ashirwad Mile Bado Se
Sahyog Mile Apno Se
Khusiya Mile Jag Se
Doulat Mile Rub Se
Yahi Duaa Karte He Hum Dil Se
Wish U A
"Happy
Dipawali"
Ye Asool maine Bana
Hai Sabhi Ko Mujhse Shikayatein,
Par mujhe Kisi Se Gila Nahi,
Ye Asool maine Bana Liya,
Na Mila Karo,
Na Gila Karo....!!!
SHUBH DIWALI...
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati,
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI...
Happy Diwali
Roshan ho deepak sara jag jagmagaye,
liye sath Sita maiyya ko Ram jee hain aaye,
har shahar yu lage mano Ayodhya ho
aao, har dwar har gali har mod pe hum deep jalaye.
Happy Diwali
Ko nipta lu.
Wish u Happy Diwali
I know ye jaldi hai par kya karu
bahut sare young smart frnds ko wish krna hai,
socha pehle sabhi "BUZURGO" ko nipta lu.
Very HAPPY DIWALI
This diwali tumko mile
Rathore ki Aim
Film stars ka Fame
Game show ka Jackpot
Hit film mein ek spot
Jadoo ki chhari
lots of crackers aur phuljhari
sab ka dher saara pyar aur dosti
and lots n lots of fun n masti
Wishing u a very HAPPY DIWALI
Dil K Siwaa...
Main Wo Badnaseeb Hoon,
Jise Pehli Raat,
Koi Ghoonghat Utha Kar Yeh Keh De....
Mera Sab Kuch Tera Hai,
Par is Dil K Siwaa...
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HAPPY DHANTERAS
Dinodin badhta jaye apka karobar,
pariwar me bana rahe sneh aur pyar,
hoti rahe sada apar dhanki bochar,
aisa ho apka DHANTERAS ka tyohar.
HAPPY DHANTERAS
Real meaning of pain
Tears r one of the most costly liquid
Do u know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world
only Tears can explain the Real meaning of pain
Apna khayal rakhna
Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna,
har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna,
dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe,
toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.
Thukra Na Skay.
Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
"Jaam" Mein "Zehar" hai "
BEWAFA
Lekin.!
Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k
HuM Thukra Na Skay... !
Ijazat De Di
Palkon Ki Nami Mein Chupa Kar Sapno Ko..
Humne Unhe Jaane Ki Izazat de di ..
Hum toot Kar Bikhar Gaye Tukro Mein..
Unhe Muskarane Ki Ijazat De Di
Mulakat nahi hoti…..
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
I love you very much
Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.
Parho'n ga.. ;->
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. ;->
Aap dua kren..
DocTors After operation..
and students after examzz have same thing to say.....
V tried our best....
right nw..
v cant say anything,aap dua kren..
Rahta hai woh!
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ke har sawal main rahta hai woh!
She Has COME….
2day i mee her and told about u she told me she wud like 2 see u any time 2day
she is very cute!
Her Name is
“SMILE”
LOOK!
She Has COME…..
To Challenge Me
Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me"
Chweet chweet dreams
On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams
Haath Hota Hai
Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi fansai,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
Makes U smile!
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin 'Headings'
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
Make a dictionary
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFUL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!
Students welfare association
Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from "students welfare association"
Neelam na hone denge.
Azadi ki kabhi sham na hone denge,
Shahido ki kurbani badnam na hone denge.
Bachi h jo 1 boond lahu ki tb tk BHARAT MA ka aanchal neelam na hone denge.
Alag alag name hai
WIFE ....
BIWI ...
AUR
PATNI...
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Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.
Satisfied?
Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
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BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....
Aise likhna tha
IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 aise likha kya?
Wah beta
fail!
4017
aise likhna tha
Chak De India
Sachi bahaduri ka matlb
der rat ko ghar lotna
late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun
Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole
Or tum kaho"Chak De India".
REPLY IS MUST
REPLY IS MUST...
Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe
ya alag ho jaye to wo kaun si pehli chiz
h jo meri yaad dilaegi apko.? rply zaruri hai.
Mujhe lagta hai
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"
Jaldi Bharta h.
Aaj barish hone Ki sambhavna he,
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcoz Khali jaghon me pani jaldi Bharta h.
Be more beautiful
Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano,
aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano,
then life will be more beautiful .
Barish jis Trha
Aap Hmari Duvao me samil ho is Trha
fulo me hoti h khusbu jis Trha
Khuda ap ki zindagi me itni khushya de
zamin pe hoti h barish jis Trha
JIO DIL SE..
Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"
so enjoy every moment
JIO DIL SE..
Pane Ki Chah Kare.
Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kare
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kar Do Ki Har Koi UsKo Pane Ki Chah Kare.!!!
Seeng nahi hote.
An exercise for you:
kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
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EK BHI NAHI?
Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.
Mar gyi pagli..
Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga
Police ne pakad liya h
Murder case me
Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?
khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..
Kamine rhte ha.
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Grlfrnd 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.
Samhalkar Chalna
Apna khayal Rakhna
Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana
Khana Time Par khana
Bade Samhalkar Chalna
kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na
isme Bahut barish hoti hai.
Chale aate hai
Aasooyon ko na dosh do...
Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai...
Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara..
bin pooche...
chale aate hai
Kya pategi
Real_Boy
2type ki girls k
piche Na bhago
1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tumko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati
wo tumse kya pategi
Ke chala gaya
garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar kar rahe the
1 bikhari aaya
sabse paise liye
aur taxi me baith ke chala gaya
Dekhte hain
Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,
Hame pata nahi tha sanam tirchha dekhte hain
THINK HATKE.
"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge,
utni hi zyada lagegi... So be cool & be besharam!!
ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.
Hasil hota hai
Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai....
Magar Tajurba 'Galat Faisle' se he hasil hota hai
Name dikhega
Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek word bheja hai,
Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se,
bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"
Gina krte hain!
Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,
hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,
Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,
jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!
Bhool Jate Hai
Hum MANTE Hai ki Humein Fursat Nahi Milti,,,
Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhein Jab Yaad Karte Hai
to Zamaana Bhool Jate Hai.
Fatt ti hai..
United we stand , divided we fall
ka hindi version-
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'Sangathan mein shakti hai,
Akele mein fatt ti hai..
PEDA KAR DETI HAI
khabi bi kamyabi ko dimaag me dimagh me
aur nakami ko dil me jagha na dena /
kyo ki kamyabi dimag me
GHAMAND AUR NAKAMI DIL ME MAYUSI PEDA KAR DETI HAI
Katori Me Duba de
Ae Khuda Baris Karva De,
1Katori Pani Bharva de,
Jo Muze MSG Nhi Krate Unka
MOB Usme Us Katori Me Duba de.
"NA RAHEGA MOB NA BAJEGI TONE"
Goli mar denge....
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!
MUNNI BADNAAM HUI
Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..
Paida kar gaye
Description of majnu ki aulaad:
Laila majnu milna sake
beach main hi mar gaye,
App kaise kehte hoke
aulad paida kar gaye
Escalators
2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators
3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Sone Nahin Denge .
Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .
Dhoond hi leta hai
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
you and me
C u T e
S a Y i N g ... ! ! !
What Is The
O p p o s i t e
...Of TWO (2) ... ? ?
A LONELY
" M E "
A LONELY
" Y O U "
Hands properly..
If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,
plz wash ur hands properly........!!
Try & belive it..
Nice inspiring quote:
" Every new idea is a joke,
until 1 man achieves it..& every new thought is silly,until u try & belive it.."
Us ke paas hai.
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
Engineering student Jokes
1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.
2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam.
3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression.
4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions.
5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..
Lovely Day
Learning from Water,
To Adjust yourself
in Every Situation,
In any Shape,
& Always Find Out your Own Way Beautifully!
Have a Lovely Day
Gae hongay
Beautiful saying by Chinese Philosopher
ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY ding dong
Matlub to ap samajh gae hongay ;-)
Good Morning
Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni to aadat hai aisi...,
Aapko wish kiye bina
Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...
HAVE A NICE DAY
Good Morning
It is too late..
When you want more time to take correct decision than remember,
"Even a correct decision is wrong when it is too late..
Deewani mujhe banate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat mai
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho
Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho
Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho
Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho
Jeeta hai.
Koi Magrur hokar pita hai,
koi Mazabur hokar pita hai.
Kambakht is sharab ko pine ke bad he
Aadami asal Zindagi jeeta hai.
Woh thanda saaa paani.
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.
Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ” tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka ” jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..
My cute donkey….
A good friend is like a Donkey
because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.
you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….
Thing on my mind.
Sweet lines by a Boy..
I remember back when I was a little Boy
watching all those movies about a Boy falling
completely in love with a Girl.
I always told myself that that wasn't going to be me,
that I was never going to go crazy over a silly Girl,
but look at me now.
That silly Girl is the only thing on my mind.
Student rocks….!
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….!
What not to do..
Every success makes you grow strong,
Bcoz it teaches you what to do,
But every failure makes you stronger,
Bocz it also teaches you what not to do..
What we try for..
sea is common for all,
some take pearls,
some take fishes &
someone comes out with just wet legs,
world is common to all but we get what we try for..
NEVER DIES.....!
My sms are just like 'RAIN'.
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1 day it will increase,
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1 day it will decrease,
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NEVER DIES.....!
GirLFriend Ki
Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...
GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!
B INDIA THINK INDIAN
Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h
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Ab hame sirf
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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....
Cheeers...
B INDIA THINK INDIAN.
Kiss karegi
1 din apki life me ek khubsurat ladki aayegi jo apko bahot zyada pyar karegi ,apko pyar se chumegi or aapko dher sari kiss karegi .or kahegi I LOVE U DADDY
WHO ARE YOU?
LADKI EK AISI PAHELI HAI,KABHI MERI TO KABHI TERI SAHELI HAI ,KHARCHA KARO TO BOLE "DARLING HOW ARE YOU?".NA KARO TO BOLE"BROTHER, WHO ARE YOU?".
Nahi reh gaya
munna bhai- abe curkit boleto ye barsat girte samay bijli kyo girti hai?????
curkit- bhai boleto bhagwan torch marke dekhta hoyinga kidhar sukha to nahi reh gaya
But a best frnd
A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well, but a best frnd is d 1 who stands outside d exam hall n shouts "ABE KUCH AATA HAI YA nkal FEKUN"
JOIN NOW!!!
R u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting gud mrks?
Join Maharshi Dayanad university... aur fark dekhiye sirf 1 Sem mein.... 'marks se no marks ab sach mein possible' JOIN NOW!!!
Kaha se lagwaenge
ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.
hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge
hm to h bahut hi garib admi
14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.
Yumhari bari hai.
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
Upar rakh do..!
Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?
Biwi
Aik dum
Aadmi
Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!
Thank you..!!!
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
BALLE BALLLE
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
Wapas paa sakte hai.
A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..
Hans rahi hai.
A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" .
frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)
Kya Ho ga ;->
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kya Ho ga ;->
Enjoy life...!
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!
Vodka or RUM..
Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing &
the reason is infected water..
so dont 4get 2 purify water by
adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..
Se miss call Aagai
Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai
Pulse will be normal
Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal
Without Mistake
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae
BAAT KAR LETA HAI
KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,
KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,
BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,
JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI
Eejad ho jaye…..
Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..
Laga rakhi hai.
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
should I be learning??
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Baad khulti hain
1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation Doctor Kuch kehna chahte ho.
Charsi:jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain
Se Mangti Thi.
Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.
Banta:Wo Characterless Thi
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.
Tu pudine ki chatni
A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer
tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .
Nikalo pat jayegi
Machli jal ki rani hai
No.. No..
Something new...
Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi
Fail hota hay...
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
Chance to run away
Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A:He was given his last chance to run away
NEW BIKE Ley...
Ek aadmi ne add dekha, "PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"
Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
"CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley...
WILL B BROKEN!!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Milti hai...
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli,
"Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Dil me bas gayi.
kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi,
par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...
Par pari hain
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
Thori Aati Hai
SMS Main Chaand Dhoond kar Dikhaiye!
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Aahaa!
PAGAL..!!!
SMS Karne Walay ki Tasveer Thori Aati Hai:-
Hours much more.
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
You’re watching
Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it…. Success is shy – it won’t come out while you’re watching. -Tennessee Williams
Your Brain Is special.
Your Brain Is special.
It has 2 parts Left & Right.
In Rights, nothing’s Left
In Left, Nothing’s Right….
Great week ahead
“winnning your goal is not toughest Victory.. But Winning your patience to achive that goal is the Most Toughest One..”Have a great week ahead.
Wishes for ever.
Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.
Morning till evening.
Thinking of U this lovely morning,
As the sun starts shining,
So my dear charming,
Here is my good morning,
Keep smiling frm morning till evening.
Excuse me !!
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !!
My Face is above
Sahi s0cha kro
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Cows can't fly!
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Someone who cums n
Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le"
Chori ho jayega.
Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai
k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..
SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to mobile-set chori ho jayega.
Bhi acha nahin hota
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car,ghar,daulat,izzat,shohrat,property,khushian,sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
Mere baap ka....!
Funny song
Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!
REMIX..
..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....!
Talking to each other...
What would happen if women ruled the world?
There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...
Msg forward karega
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
wife saw u
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
so beautiful
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
NETWORK ki tarah....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., .
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
Dho nai skte
Funny poetry
Tum mere siwa kisi aur ke ho nahi skte
Jese paani ke bagher tum poti dho nai skte
Its yr Day
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Yr NAME
Yr FAME
Yr PERSONALITY
Yr THOUGHTS
Yr VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its yr Day
Same here sir
Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?
Student: Same here sir! ;-)
Mazaq rakhta hai
Ajeeb dost hai mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta hai
Sawal karne se phelay jawab rakhta hai
Wesay to kehta hai “I hate girls”
Magar ladkio se hansi mazaq rakhta hai
Cover the subject
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE
CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U
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GHANTA SURPRISE AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE
I want 10 of them
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Itnna thanda paani
How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
Kabhi kisi ladki se
kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.
Raha Hai Kya
A Man Knocks at da Door
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni K
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya
Always rite ho…
A poem by every girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho…
UdtaHua.... hathi
Arz kiya hai:
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
Rajwade me ud rahe the hathi,
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itne dhyan se kya padh rahe ho Dehati.
Kabhi dekha hai udta hua.... hathi ?
Zindgi me hmesha
Zindgi me hmesha 1 baat yaad rakho.
Kabhi kisi ka Dil nahi todna chahye
Qk
Dil 1 Hi hota hai
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Todna hi hai to salon ki Haddiya todo 206 hoti h
Bandh K Chali Gai.
Indian KurI Phans?I Hmari To Lottry Nikal I
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Hum Ne Date Per Bulaya Wo Sali Rakhi Bandh K Chali Gai.
The People Who Love
On This
Independence Day
Let Us Remember The
Sacrifices That Have
Been Made For OUR
...FREEDOM . . .
Let Us Also Remember
That Hindustan Is Not
Defined By The Politician
Who Run It
But
The People Who Love
It . . .
Long Live
Hindustan
The nation will remain
The nation will remain
the land of the free
only so long
as it is the home
of the brave.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Happy Independence Day!
Today we come together,
Be the cause for the unity,
Make it Beautiful day another..
Fight against corruption,
Spurl the flag of On NATION
Happy Independence Day!
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.
SAARE JAHAN SE ACCHA
HINDUSTAN HAMARA
GOOD NiGht
Gud night in Paresh Rawal style-
sula se re deva sula de,
mere ko nahi re baba sms padne waale ko sula de,
humesha ke liye nahi deva, aaj raat ke liye sula de
GOOD NiGht
Dental problem
A rose is always a rose whether its in a golden pot or in a silver.
In the same way You r always my frnd, whether you have dental problem or mental one
Isski ma t
HAryanvi sholey.
Gabbar:Ye hath merte dede thakur
thakur:kati na du, meri maa maregi.
sambha:
Na Gabar yo jhutbole se,
isski ma t mama ke ja ri se.
Kaha se laoge,
Agar jo dil ki suno toh haar jaoge,
Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge,
Jaan dene ki baat toh har koi karta hai,
Zindgi banane wala kaha se laoge,
TERE RUTH JANE SE
BAHUT UDAAS HAI KOI TERE JANE SE
HO SAKE TO LAUT KE AA KISI BAHANE SE
TU LAAKH KHAFA SAHI MAGAR EK BAR TO DEKH
KOI TOOT SA GAYA HAI TERE RUTH JANE SE
Sorry for that
anytime you are angry that breaks my heart
but my heart will never stop to love you............
sorry for that
Very much?
How do I tell you I'm sorry -
With a gesture, a look, a touch?
How is it I never realized
I hurt you so very much?
Experienced....
Sorry is not just a word to say...
Its a expression to express for a unfortunate
event that experienced....
Fasla to tute
Khawab na tute, dil na tute
Aap na hamse ruthe
Baat na tute, saath na chute
Hamare beech ka ye fasla to tute
Sorry again
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Hello, How R U?
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( , , )..( ,, )...
FINE..!
R U bored from MY SMS!
< ( . . )> S o r r y
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FINE..!
Gham hi Baant lena
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena
Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena
Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare
Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena
I'm sorry!
I have committed a sin to make u sad
And am realising that I'm very bad
So plz forgive me to lessen the grief
Your forgiveness will led to a relief
I'm sorry!
Miss the 3rd part..
A Good Apology has 3 Parts -
1) Im Sorry..
2) It’s my Fault..
3) How do I make it right? well..
unfortunately, A Lot of people usually miss the 3rd part..
Kahan jayenge?
Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge,
Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge,
Par maan jana manane se,
Warna yeh bheegi palkein le ke kahan jayenge?
No chicks found
Hi, I am an alien and I'm checking for some chicks in your phonebook.. Searching.. Searching.. Searching.. Sorry,no chicks found! Gay?
Hame na bhulana.
Bhool se koi bhool hui to
bhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,
bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
MISSCALL se satane ki
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSCALL se satane ki
Meri hi khata hogi...
Mohabat ho gayi jinse shikayat unse kya hogi,
zuban tak baat jo aayi yakinan woh dua hogi,
agar woh ruth gaye mujhse koi meri hi khata hogi...
Please forgive me
I know you are angry
I know what you must be going through
I hope you know
How sorry I am for all
That happened between us
Please forgive me.
Even by a mistake....
if i have ever done a mistake,
4give me thinking that it was a mistake...
and dont ever 4get me even by a mistake....
Mujh ko bewafa mila
jo bhi mila woh ham se khafa mila
dekho dosti ka kya sila mila
umar bhar rahi faqat wafa ki talash
par har shaks mujh ko bewafa mila
Than your ego...!
Appologising doesn't mean that you are wrong and the other is right. It only means that you value the relationship much more than your ego...!!!
Bridge the gaps...
Remember the good times we had spent together, and the beautiful future we had dreamy of...
Darling I never wanted to create a distance between us...
Please let us bridge the gaps...
It’s still warm.
When you realize you’ve made a mistake,
make amends immediately.
It’s easier to eat crow while it’s still warm.
I am sorry!!
Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti,
Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti.
Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga,
Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti.
I am sorry!!
Koshish Mat Ker
Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker
Hurting You
What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive
If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant
I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way
I'm Sorry For Hurting You
To maaf karna
Humse koi galti ho jaye to maf karna
Yaad na kar paaye to maaf karna
Dil se to hum apko bhulenge nahi
Ye dil hi ruk jaye to maaf karna
Asaan nahi hoti...
har ek muskurahat muskaan nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat asaan nahi hoti,
ansoo gham ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan asaan nahi hoti.....
Aur hota hai....
aankhen hansti hai magar dil yeh rota hai,
mante hai jise hum manzil apni,
humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.......
Diya na tum ne
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Dil zikhmi kr diya na tum ne .
Ghar bana baithe...
phir bewafa ko dost bana baithe,
uski sadgi se fareb kha baithe,
pathoron se hai apna rishta purana,
phir bhi shishe ka ghar bana baithe...
Bula chuka hoga
Wafa ka zikr chala to muje khayal aaya,
Wo naqsh apni wafa k mita chuka ho ga.
Jo meri aank ko aaina kaha karta tha,
Wo mera chehra bi kab ka bula chuka hoga.
Mein bikhar jayenge
mana ki khwaab na ban sake teri ankhon ka,
ashq ban ke teri shama jayenge,
mar ke bhi tumse juda na honge,
khak ban ke teri galiyon mein bikhar jayenge......
Haath Mila Lena
Bicharne K Baad Kabhi Mile Agr Zindgi Mai Kahin,
Dekh Kar Nazar Yun Na Jhuka Lena,
Dekha Hai Aap Ko Kahin Shayad..!
Yehi Keh Kar Haath Mila Lena.
Nazar hi nahi aaye.....
kareeb rehne ki chah toh hume bhi thi,
par na jane kyun faasle hi darmiyan aaye,
marz ki dawa toh le lete hum bhi,
par na jane kyun zakhm nazar hi nahi aaye.....
DAWAA Q Nhi Milti
DiL Torne Walon Ko SAZA Q Nhi Milti
Har Ksi Ko PYAR Ki DUA Q Nhi Milti
LOG Kehte Hen ishQ To Ek Bimari He
To Phir
MEDiCAL STORE sey iski DAWAA Q Nhi Milti?
Bhi nahi milta...
kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare,
kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta,
kisi ki kabar par banta hai TAJMAHAL,
kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta.....
Wafa b to Sabit kr
Meri koi Khata to sabit kr
Agr bura hun to bura Sabit kr
Apny Khilaf mujse
Ek b Harf suna ho to Sabit kr
Me Bewafa hi sahi
Pr Tu apni Wafa b to Sabit kr
Rulane ke liye.
soo phool kam hai dulhan ko sajane ke liye,
ek phool kafi hai kabr par lagane ke liye,
soo khushiyan kam hai ek gham ko bhulane ke liye,
ek gham kafi hai sari umr rulane ke liye......
Chor dia hota…
Mudton baad us ko kisi aur k sath dekha to woh bahut khush tha,
Khayal aya k kaash hum ne bahut pehlay hi usay chor dia hota…
Kyu badal jaatey hai
vishwas banke log zindagi main aatey hai,
khwab banke aankhon main samaa jaatey hai,
pehle yakeen dilate hai ki woh hamare hai,
phir na jaane kyu badal jaatey hai
Aaj Parai Na Hoti.!
Kaash Yeh Zalim Judai Na Hoti,
Rabba Tu Ne Dil Cheez Banai Na Hoti,
Na Hum Un Se Milte Na Mohabbat Hoti,
Zindagi Jo Apni Thi Aaj Parai Na Hoti.!
KHUSBU ne rulaya hai
WAQT k is mod pe aisa WAQT aaya hai
ZAKHAM Dil ka zuban pe aaya hai
Nahi roye the jo kabi kanto ki chubn se
Use aaj phulo ki KHUSBU ne rulaya hai
Every broken piece
Q:Wat is love?
Ans: Love is wen sum1 breaks ur heart
n d most amazing thing
is tat u still luv them
wid every broken piece…!
Ki dua na dena
Chahat ka tum kisi se imtehan na lena,
jo nibha na sako wo wada na dena,
jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat naa ho,
usay tum jeene ki dua na dena.
Ki dua na dena
Chahat ka tum kisi se imtehan na lena,
jo nibha na sako wo wada na dena,
jise tumhare bin jeene ki aadat naa ho,
usay tum jeene ki dua na dena.
Yeh kiski nishani hai.
Apni to mohabbat ki bas itni kahani hai,
Tooti hui kashti hai tehhra hua pani hai,
Ek phool kitabon me dam tor chuka hai,
kuch yaad nahi aata, yeh kiski nishani hai.
I care for you.
By the time you realise
the value of people around you.
It might be the time
for them to leave you.
So, Never miss a chance
to say, I care for you.
Changing old for new
Remember me and bare in mind
A faithful girl is hard to find
This is always good and true
So dont go changing old for new
Teri judaai ka !
Kaun soch paya khud ke liye,
hum ko dar hai teri ruswaai ka !
Kaun darta hai pyar me marne se,
dar hai to sirf teri judaai ka !
Ehsas dila diya
Ho sekta hai hum nai anjane mein ap ko rula diya,
Or ap ne duniya ke kehne per humein bhula diya,
Hum waise bhi akele thai,
Kia hua agr aap ne Ehsas dila diya
Lo wafa k liye
Hum kahan jayenge dard ki dawa k liye,
khud se juda na karo humain khuda k liye,
ajeeb us ka jumla tha juda hotey waqt,
k
“koi aur dhondh lo wafa k liye”,
Laughed together
Memories play very confusing role.
Make you laugh when you remember
the time you cried together.
But make you cry when you remember
the time you laughed together.
Apko badal dala
Badalte is zamane ne sabko badal dala,
usne hawa khawab or khyal ko badal dala,
par unhe na badal saka koi,
jinke liye humne apne apko badal dala
You left me
I never felt true love until I was with you,
and I never felt true sadness until you left me
Ankhon mein rehte hain
Chup Hontho ki juban ye ansoo hote hain
Jo chup rahte hain fir bhi behte hain
Aur in aasuon ki kismat to dekhiye
Ye unke liye behte hain jo in ankhon mein rehte hain
Umar Intezar Ki!
Maine Pucha Khuda Se
Keemat Kya Hai Pyar
Ki?
Khuda Bhi Has
Ke Bole
Aansu
Bhari Aankhe
Umar Intezar Ki!
We broke apart
I was born the day I met you,
lived a while when you loved me,
died a little when we broke apart.
Break Heart
Its Sincerity ...
In Any Relationship Responsible For Stronger Bonding
And
More Responsible To "Break Heart"
Muskuratey howe diya
woh janta tha uski hansi mujhe pasand hai faraz,
usney jab bhi dard diya muskuratey howe diya
Not the sender.
Forgettin you
is hard to do
forgettin me
is up to you
forget me not
forget me never
forget this message
but not the sender.
Anjan Bahot Hai!
Zara Si Zindgi Hai Arman Bahot Hai,
Hmdrd Nhi Koi Par Insan Bahot Hai,
DiL Ka Drd Sunaye Kisko,
Jo Shaks DiL K Qareeb Hai Wo Anjan Bahot Hai!
Muhabt k naam sy
Guzrey hen hum b us mushkil maqam sy,
duniya jisy pukarti h muhabt k naam sy,
har ik morr pa muhabt ne zakhm diya
,Ab nafrat si ho gai h muhabt k naam sy.
She is a dream.....
Touching lines from a broken heart:
In my dreams she is mine.... But in my life she is a dream.....
zenith of all relation.
A man may or may not be happy when he/she win’s one’s mind.
But he must be happy when win’s one’s trust.
Trust is the zenith of all relation.
To bhi aik dokha hay
Tum sy mil kr yh jana
pyar aik dokha haiAh hm jana zindage aik samjhota hay.
Tm pr yaqeen hud sa zada tha kya pata tha k to bhi aik dokha hay
Touch with your friends no
H0W FRIENDSHIP ENDS?
Both friends will think the other is busy & will not contact,
thinking it may be disturbing.
As time passes both will think; let the other c0ntact.
After that each will think why should I contact 1st.
Here Your love will be converted into Hate.
You will eventually forget each other.
So keep in touch with your friends no
Putting It Back Together .
Relationships Are Like Glass ...
Sometimes It's Better To Leave Them Broken
Than
Try To Hurt Yourself Putting It Back Together ...
Someone like you out there.
Sometimes I wish I had never met you
because then I could go to sleep at night
not knowing there was someone like you out there.
Koi manata bhi nahi.
Geele kagaz ki tarah hai zindgi apni,
Koi likhta bhi nahi koi jalata bhi nahi.
Is kadar akele ho gaye hai hum ajkal,
Koi satata bhi nahi koi manata bhi nahi.
Ki tarah chubti hai…
Tanhai bhi hamari aajkal hum par hasti hai, jaise koi machhali pani ke liye tarasti hai, badalon ki tarah meri ankhen barasti hai, bahut samjhaya maine apni saanso ko tham ja, par ye bhi ab hume kaanto ki tarah chubti hai…
Telling me that
I heard someone whisper ur name, but when i turned around to c who it was,
i notice i was alone,
then i realize
it was my heart
telling me that
True lover to his love
Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while break up...
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"chal-chal hurrr..."
Cannot Forget Me
I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Masoom rehy…
Kuch ajab rang se Guzri Hai zindagi apni,
DILON pe raaj kiya or muhabton se mehroom rehy..¤
¤Hum wafa kar k b Ban Gey mujrim
Wo Dagha De k b masoom rehy…
The first place.
After breaking up , it is inadvisable to get back
with your ex in a hurry. after all
there must have been a reason for your
to have broken up in the first place.
Tak Nahi Karte
Beqadar Hogaye Hain Kuch DOST Hamare,
Jo Hamari Zarurat Tak Mehsoos Nahi Karte,
Kabhi Bohat Batien Kiya Karte The Hum se,
Ab to yaad Tak Nahi Karte!
Someone eles
i love her
she love me
then
she love some1 eles
some1 eles love her
i love her
she chose
????
someone eles
Could never have!
When I look at you, my heart skips 1 beat
but later that beat could mean a
lifetime of tears wasted on some thing
i knew i could never have!
Love where it deals
What to do when it feels
What to do when it does not heals
Every sweet moment of life it steals
But heart has only love where it deals
L0vE LefT us!!!
OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend
was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd or sHe left u???
He smileD And answerED..
L0vE LefT us!!!
WheN s0me 0ne breaks up U...
Love hurtS when U brEak up wid s0me 0ne huRTs eVen m0re wheN s0me 0ne breaks up U...
Care enough 2stop me
Touching lines 4m separated lovers:
"I didnt run away 4m u;
I just walkd slowly &
it seems that u didnt care enough 2stop me"
Play the jokes on u!
I know u think u broke my heart
but I knew your game right from the start
I saw your game and played it 2
so look here I play the jokes on u!
Tak neelam hogai.
Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,
K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…
Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…
K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.
Mohabat ko gira daiti h
khowhish-e-ishaq b bhar poor saza daiti h
aag ban kr jo jawani ko jala daiti h
itna b na toot kr chahoo kisi ko
itni chaht b mohabat ko gira daiti h
Having The Best Dream
What is BREAKUP ... ?
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Breakup
Is Like The Worst
Nightmare
After Having The Best
Dream ... =(
Day U left me…
Line From Broken Heart:
Sweetheart, I was born the day I met U….
and died the day U left me…
JAOGE YE ANDAAZA NA THA
AAP SE DUR JANNE KA IRADA NA THA
SADDA SATH RAHENA KA WADA Kiya THA
AAP YAAD NAHI KAROGE YE JANTE THE HUM
PAR ITNE JALDI BHOOL JAOGE YE ANDAAZA NA THA
Much more then your “EGO”
“COMPROMISING” doesn’t mean that
your are wrong and someone is right,
it only means that
you value your “RELATIONSHIP”
much more then your “EGO”
Have a great life...
Have I told you latley how much I am in love with you???
No?? Think about it, have a great life...
Rain not me
Please break up with me on a rainy day,
and meet me under a tree.
So when it hurts and I can not breath,
you’ll hear the rain not me.
Jaruri ban jaye
Na chaho kisi ko itna ki chahat aapki majburi ban
jaye,
chaho kisi ko itna aapka pyaar uske liye jaruri ban
jaye
khak sambhalenge
HASEENA ko apna dil na dena
Dil ke JAZBAAT ye kya janegi
Kandhe ka DUPATTA to sambhalti nhi
Apka dil kya khak sambhalenge
Wala Sirf Mera H
Girl dusri Se
Muje to Aisa Boy Chahiye Jo Charsi Ho,Shrabi Ho,Ganda ho
Bdbudar Ho
Dusri Girl:Chal
Kmeeni Msg Padhne Wala Sirf Mera H
Bolo wah wah
Arz kiya hai
Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro
Wah Wah
Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro
or
Girls Patayi Nhi Jati To SISTER Bna Liya Kro!
Ab Bolo wah wah
Roka hai rastaa mera
Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera
Aur Gusse se kaha
1 Din chaand Ne Mujse kaha
"Tere ye Friends Kamine he
Bekar he
Chalu he
Matlbi he
Mene chaand ko Ghura
Aur Gusse se kaha
Mujhe Pata H
Kar pao ge humein
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do yaadein meri,
magar..kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Ab Tera Kya Hoga
Gabbar ne
Thakur ke Hath Q kaate..?
Socho?
Socho?
Qki..
Thakur Gabbar ko
Sms Nahi Bhejta tha.
Ab Tera
Kya Hoga (...) ?
Mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!
Par roj intezar
Ummido ki shama dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana!
Are Aage Kya Hua..?
Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Wah..Wah..
Barish Hui Aur Bheeg Gaye Hum
Are Aage Kya Hua..?
Aur kya
Dhoop Nikli Sukh Gaye Hum
SMS nahi karte..
Aapke haath me
mobile hai..
Chehere pe khubh c
smile hai...
SMS ki aChhi khasi
File hai...
Phir bhi
SMS nahi karte...
yaar, yeh kaun sa
stupid style hai??
Friend like U
If I could pull down the rainbow I would write UR name with it
& put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful
my life is with a friend like U!!
Dena zaruri hai?
Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?
Promise me we
Promise me we R true friends:
I’m lamp, U’r light.
I’m coke, U’r Sprite.
I’m (sawan)rain, U’r badal.
I’m normal, U’r pagal.
Aks bhi hai
Aaj halki halki baarish hay,
aaj sard hawa ka raqs bhi hay,
Aaj phool bhi nikhray nikhray hain,
aaj un main tumhara aks bhi hay,
Ab raha nahin jata
Jab jab ghire badal teri yaad ayi,
Jab jhoom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi,
Jab-jab mein bhiga teri yaad ayi,
Ab raha nahin jata, Chatri Lauta de Bhai.
With out me
Important health tip 4 this HAPPY MONSOON
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Dont eat pizza
pani poori
ice cream
chocolate
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sandwich
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with out me
SORRY Dont get
SORRY Dont get confused,
arey baba 'SORRY' means
S - SOME
O - ONE'S
R - REALLY,
R - REMEMBERING
Y - YOU.
Handle the pain.
The rain falls because the sky Can no longer handle its heaviness,
Just like the tears, It falls because the Heart can no Longer handle the pain.
YE Pehli Barsaat
Bheegay Mosam Ki Bheegi Si Raat Bheegi Si
Yaad Bhuli Hui Baat Bhula Hua Waqt Wo
Bheegi c Aankhai’n Wo Beeta Hua Saath
Mubarak Ho Aap Ko YE Pehli Barsaat
Ke wo ja na sake
Ae Baarish tu itna na baras ki mera Mehboob aa na sake
Aur Mehboob aa jaye to Baarish tu itna baras ke wo ja na sake
Yaad aane lagi
Boonde barish ki u Zami pe aane lagi,
sondhi si mahak mati ki jagane lagi.
Hawao me bhi jaise masti chhane lagi,
waise hi hame bhi aapki yaad aane lagi.
Khushiyan Milen
/;/,/;/;/, / ;/,/’;/; /;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/,/;/;/,/;/‘/, /;/;/;/
/;/; /,;’ /,/;’ /, ;/ ;/;/
/;/ Happy Rainy Day /;/
Dua Hai Barish Kay Jitne Qatre Giren,
Utni He Aap Ko Khushiyan Milen..!!!
Wo ACHI TAQDIR
Nishana jo le wo SURVIR,
Nishane pe jo lag jaye wo TIR,
Dil me jo utar jaye wo TASVIR,
Mere Jaise Dost ki saath mil jaye wo ACHI TAQDIR..
When U exist
How can U tell the rain not 2 fall
when clouds exist?
How can U tell the leaves not 2 fall
when wind exist?
How can U tell me not 2 fall in friendship
when U exist.
Samajh lete hain
pyar karne wale aankho ki bat samajh lete hain
khawabo me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete hain
rota to aasma bhi hai pyar ke liye
par afsos log use barsat samajh lete hain
HAPPY RAINS
Glory of the day, soundless and restrain, With dark clouds, and blessings of rains. Clouds on way, the splashing of drops, Cheers of birds, whispers of waves with fame. Now soothing of rain, with rainbow’s name, Praising in a way, this is blessed in all ways. (HAPPY RAINS)…
Khùshiän milaiñ
, ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ , , ‘ , ‘ , ‘ ‘ *_Håppy Råiñy night_* Düå he bårish k jitñé qåtrè giréñ ütñi hi äpkö khùshiän milaiñ
Barish ki bahar
Besan ki roti, Lemo ka achaar, Doston ki khushi, Apnon ka pyar,
Sawan ki rain, Kisi ka intezar, Mubark ho aapko, Barish ki bahar,
Happy Baarish
Bahut Dino se thi Aasman ki Saajis
Aaj puri ho gayi he unki Khwahis
Bhig lo Yaaro is Mausam me
Mubarak ho aapko 2010 ki Happy Baarish
Khush hotay hain
Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain
Pakad liya kya?
no visits...
no calls..
no sms's...
no letters...
no missed calls..
I'm worried...
kya hua zoo waalon ne dobara pakad liya kya?
Much i miss.
If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.
Paani baha bahut
Ab ke sawan main paani barsa bahut
Paani ki har boond mein woh aaye yaad bahut
Is suhaane mausam mein saath nahi tha koi
Baadlon ke saath in aankhon se paani baha bahut
Honton se uthana hai
Aaj barish me tumhare sang nahana hai,
Sapna ye mera kitna suhana hai,
Barish ke katre jo tere honthon pe gire,
Un katron ko apne honton se uthana hai ;->
Can see your face
If I get a chance to go to Moon,
My great wish is I will draw your face on the MoonSo that through out the night,wherever I go I can see your face.
Saath main
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
I MISS U LIKHA
Andaz-e-pyar Apki ek ada hai
dour ho humse apki khata hai
dil mai basi hai ek pyari si tasvir apki
jis neechy I MISS U LIKHA HAI..
Mar V Dena Aye.
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))\
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Oye SMS Bhejo Warna,
Main Wata Maar k Nas Janwa Ga.
Aye Dhamki Nae Main Mar V Dena Aye.
Khushi samai hai.....
Jab bhi dil me aapki khushi ki dua aai hai
is dil ne sachi khushi paai hai
Darr lagta hai kahi chot na aaye aapke dil ko mere lafzon se
Kyuki aapki khushi me meri khushi samai hai.....
Keep in touch...
Relationship iz like a Garden.
Itz beautyful wen watered wid...
love, hugs, tears & cheers.
But it dries up if left
untouched...so pls keep in touch...
CoFFe garam kar lo
Thandi hai CoFFe garam kar lo,
Is PaTHar DiL ko thora sa NaRaM kar lo,
Tumharey hotey huwey InBoX khali hai,
Thori si to sHaRaM kar lo
Kar Muskurayega
Ek Darwaish Kehta Tha K
Ek Zamana Aayega K
Ek Dost Dosre ko Dil se SMS Karega
Or
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Dosra Kanjoos Bas Parh Kar Muskurayega
MSG aye ga
Kal Bhi MSG Aaya tha,
Aaj Bhi MSG aye ga,
Tum kitny MSG delete karo gy?
Her minute pe MSG aaye ga,
Naara-e- MSG
(".)/'Jiyee Package
<))
_//_"""...:-)
Bata di jiye ga..!
Ye To Batayein Ke Pagal Tanhayi Men Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai..?
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Itni Jaldi Nahi Hai jab Mehsoos Karein tab Bata di jiye ga..!
Sms kiya karo.
Kanjosi ki zindagi kya jeena yaro
kabhi hamari tarha bhi jeya karo
roz mere sms parh kar sharam nahi ati
kabhi khud bhi sms kiya karo.
Hosla bhi de.
Ae khuda tu kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to uss main sms ka system na de,
Agar sms ka system de to credit na de,
Agar credit de to sms karnay ka hosla bhi de.
Msg Kr dena
PADTE rho..?
PADTE rho..?
PADTE rho..?
Besharmo ki tarah
msg PADHTE rho,
Jab sharm aa jaye
to ek msg Kr dena
.O.K
Paisy nhi hote.
KFC New Prices
Piza@Rs.200
Chicken@Rs.150
Burger@Rs.100
Pepsi@Rs.50
Lakin ap phir b kuch kha nhi sakte Q K
ap k pas tou sms k liye b paisy nhi hote.
Look Sweetest.
U Look 'Sweet' when U Open MY sms, ..
U Look 'Sweeter' when U Read and smile,
But U Look 'Sweetest' when U Reply. ..
So Always Try to Look Sweetest.
SMS se bhar de...
Phool aisa ho jo baag ko khushbu se bhar de, Hamsafar aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar de, Dost aisa ho zindagi ko khushi aur mobile ko SMS se bhar de...
Mat Chorro
Agar Aap Ko Hum Par Gussa Hai To..
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TAJ MAHAL Ko Phoro,
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4 Minar Ko Torro,
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Kutub Minar Ko Morro,
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TITANIC Ko Elfi Se Jorro,
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Magar SMS Karna To Mat Chorro..
Waqt nikala kijiye.
Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye,
Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab,
Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye.
Koi Appse seekhey..
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..
Bhahana chahti hoon
AJEEB larki hoon khud ko jalana chahti hoon
Main khud ko raakh kr ke kahin bhool jana chahti hoon
Mere naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab mili muj ko
Bas ab to umer bhar aansoo bhahana chahti hoon
CHALO sms karo
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SO rahe ho KYA?
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GHOORO MAT
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AANKHEIN KHOLO
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DONO KHOLO
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CHALO sms karo:
Pyar Bhara Paigam Tera.
Intezar Hota hai har Sham Tera
Her Raat Kati hai le Kar Naam Tera
Kaafi Dino Se Dil Main Ek Umeed Hai
Kabhi To Aayega Pyar Bhara Paigam Tera.
Memories to fade.
Looking back on all these years,
All the smiles and all the tears,
I never want these memories to fade.
EK TO BHEJO PLEASE
EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE, EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH, EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS, EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.
No guts to Disturb
You May Have 3 Reasons for Not Messaging Me:
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package.
Or
3. No guts to Disturb a Prince.
Smart lagte ho…
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho…
Mainu SMS Karo.
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(! ! Dunia
.!!. Walo
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Main Wela Vey Mainu SMS Karo.
Muskurayega
Ek Darwaish Kehta Tha K
Ek Zamana Aayega K
Ek Dost Dosre ko Dil se SMS Karega
Or
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Dosra Kanjoos Bas Parh Kar Muskurayega. :-)
App ke naam krun
Socha aap ko phone krun socha aap se baat krun phir socha aik mulakat krun phir socha kiun na intezaar krun, phir socha kiun na aik kaam krun 1 pyara sa sms app ke naam krun
Me everyday!!
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,
mujhse door ho raha hai.
Both r essential in life
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience.
**Both r essential in life…,**
So enjoy every girl Friend…..!
Bina ghar adhoora hai
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Biwi ke bina ghar adhoora hai!
AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI
Day I met You
Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be
it was a fantasy, a dream come true.
It was the day I met u!
Jise pyar karte ho
Golden words:
Agar tum jise pyar karte ho
Ose na pa suko to……..!!
Us ka number muje de do
Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye..!!:-)
STOP MESSAGING
Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ IFE
ends wen U stop dreaming
Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ OVE
ends wen U stop believing
Ξ_Ξ
Ξ Ξ ope
ends wen U stop hearing &…
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MIS U WHEN U STOP MESSAGING
Bhai Kitne Hain
Iqrar-e-Mohabat Koi Jurm Tou Nahin “NASIR”
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Bas Itna Pata Karo K Larki K Bhai Kitne Hain..
Kuchh aur hai
Kaju, badam, pista. .
All dryfruits are tasty but
they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz... Abey!
"KHAJUR" teri baat hi kuchh aur hai.
Ooltay hotay hain
Wese to ap k saray he kam ooltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi oolta pakrain or ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
Kiss is a kiss
A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss,
without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss.
U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet.
So plz understand that u make my life complete.
Contact with cute girl
Philosophy of boys
flirt wth innocent girl
frindship with charming girl
contact with cute girl
love with sincere girl
&marriage with
JESI AMMI KI MARZI
Na kisi aur ka
*INTIZAR HAi*
Na Raat ka,
Na Din ka,
Na Subha ka,
Na Shaam ka,
Na kisi aur ka
Agar
*INTIZAR HAI*
Hay to bus aap k piyaar bhare
sms ka.
Uski DOLI Jo Uthi
Äag Jo DiL Main Lagi Hai,
Zamane Main Laga Dun Ga,
Uski DOLI Jo Uthi,
TO
TO
To
To
To
To
To
To
To
Koi Baat Nahin
Main DOSRI Phasa loon ga
Bheja ja raha hai.
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain.
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected.
BHIKHARIYON ko bheja ja raha hai.
Watching TV?
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
You are lovely
Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly,
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely.
Do u love me?
Boy proposes 2 a girl.
Boy- do u love me?
Girl- shakal dekhi hai apni! isse acha to mai sucide kr lun!
Boy- kamine mar jayegi pr 1garib k kaam nhi aayegi.;-)
Itna chota nahin Rishta
Itna chota nahin Rishta humara,
“Kaisay soch lia k aa gaya kinara,
“Lo ho gai ap k Mobile mein Roshni,
“Dekho aa gaya phir SMS hamara.
KISS is a key of love
KISS is a key of love,
LOVE is a lock of marriage,
MARRIAGE is a box of CHILDREN,
CHILDREN are cause of population,
Population is problem of World
so
stop
KISSING
&save World
Nahi nahati hai.
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main to roz nahta hoon, Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
Again yesterday
Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
Neend aati hai
Neend aati hai to khwab aata hai Khwab mein ek ladki aati hai,
Ladki ke pichhe uska baap aata hai Phir na neend aati hai na khwab aata hai.
Kha hi jaati hai.
Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.
I'm crazy for U!
I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster,
my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each &
every moment feels brand new,
I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
Tum kitni haseen ho
Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,
Larki: choro na
Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,
Larki: choro na tum be
Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoØn.
Ajeeb-o-gharib prani
¤Dosto aaj hum 1 ajeeb-o-gharib prani k bare mein parhengay,
Iss ka naam hai
=GIRLFRIEND=
G haan,
Ye aksar Boyfriend k sath pai jati hai
Inki pasandida chiz Boyfriend ka Balance hai
Inhein aksar Naraz hone ka NATAK karte huay dekhha jata hai
Iss jandar ka sub se khatarnak hathiyar RONA or Emotionally BlackMail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne per TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai, jo la ilaaj Hai
=MORAL=
Life is Achi withOut a bachi..!
Bhoori aankho wali
Woh reshmi baalo wali, Bhoori aankho wali,
Komal hathon aur naram pairon wali,
Matakati hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
Kya Lesson mila?
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi fas sakti hai.
You are happy.
What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?
Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?
Boy:Haan Hoon :)
Girl:To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka recharge Bhej Do
Boy:Main Tumhara Ashiq Hoon “phone”Walon Ka Daamad Nahi,?:-)
Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You.
if U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You. . .
becoz “jO jhoot pan Jor kre bola Jaye Wo Pakra Nahi Jata”
Mahsoos Kar Ae
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar Ae Mere Dost..
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Main Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi “Bachi” Ka Number Nhi Dunga..!
Kya tum kisi
Ek hawa ka jhonka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum hi yeh bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
Make Things Happy
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and Make Things Happy.
Little Hi to U.
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai
Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,
Or heer Dor Ke Aai.
Mujnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,
Or laila Bhag K Aai.
Or Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,
Or Woh zalim
“BAAp”Ko Le Aai…;-)
Happy Mothers Day…
Latest way 2 propose a girl…
Boy: Excuse me..!
Girl: Jee…
Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day…
Jhalak Dekhla ja
1 Larka 1 Larki ko
windows se ishara kr k bola
“jhalak Dekhla ja jhalak DkhLa ja”
Larki chapal Utar k boli
“Ek Bar aja aja aja
aja, aa ja”…..
Jiski hai pyari hr ek ada…
Ek pyari si surat, Ek masum sa chehra,
2 jheel si ankhe, Kuchh mithi mithi baate,
Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza,
Thodi si shrarat, Bahut sari mohabbat,
Ek bholi si muskan, Ooncha udne ka armaan,
Sabse alag sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari hr ek ada…
Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna padha.
Loved by you?
A smile to put you on high.
A kiss to set your soul alright.
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
Year older..?
Height of diplomacy?
Forgeting GF’s b’day
and later telling her –
How can I remember ur B’day Honey
wen u never luk a year older..?
Earth is round..
good boys are found in every corner of the earth..
BUT
unforunately the earth is round..
Diploma le k dita a!
Larka:Friendship karo gi?
Larki:Nai mere parents ijazat nai dete
Larka:Bari gal kiti a
te mere maa peyo ne kera menu bachi phasan da diploma le k dita a!
Always there !!!
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
Karke paap karta hoon.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
Be careful when a girl
Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
And I feel U
Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
True Love…!!
True Love…
Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.
Government imposing new taxes
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don’t worry,
flirting is still free.
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,
Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya
Kaha “CHANDA”.
UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly
Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
“ChandA.
Ban sakte Ho
Is me koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet, U r caring,
U r Intelligent, U r Attractive,U r smart, U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho
Bumb phank kar jaya
pathan apni ma say: hum bara ho kay airforce main jaye ga,
ma: peta mujay kasay pata chalay ga kay is jahaz main mera beta hay,
Beta: jub hum ghar kay uper say guzray ga to hum bumb phank kar jaya karay ga
Height of Flirting
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as
'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
Like a freak
I like it when you touch my skin
I like it when youre inside deep
I like it when youre close to me
I like it, like it, like a freak
Waht is gull form of Darry Milk.
waht is gull form of Darry Milk.
D- Darling
A- Always
I- I
R- Remember
Y- You
M- Meet
I- Immediately
L- Lovely
K- Kiss
So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…
TiP Of the DAY
“TiP Of d DAY”
Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao…
H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada ladkiya phansaayi hon.”
Hum ko acha lagta hai
I miss u rozana, After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana, Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.. ; )
Saath main
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main
Aur khabardar is
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Ye
Lo
1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to.
Vacancy in my Heart
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: A.B,
R U interested?
But my father did.
Girl: Xcuse me brother dats my seat
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother.
My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Dont be over smart:-
Kamini he ek bat per
Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chhat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti
Proposal or weather
Boy: U r sunshine of my life,
without U life is cloudy,
U r in my heart like rainy water 4 barren land
Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?
Cute hotay hain na?
Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi…?
Girl: kia?
Boy: Achi film hai na!
Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
Boy: What!!??
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?
Mumtaz hoti hai.
Hr nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Hr dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hr ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki hr dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
TALWAR Uthaaney ki
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki
Bhool jaon To
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’…
Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai.
Meri (-,-) ok _//_
For over speed.
santa: A sincere traffic police was suspended from his job.
Banta: Why?
santa: Because he charged the ambulance for over speed.
Duniya kadmo me gir jaygi
U can impres anybody by your talent style,
smartness,
intelligence,
&
attitude
&
if that is not enough tel them
"I your_mane frnd"
Duniya kadmo me gir jaygi
Ladkiya shant hui.
Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti"
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
Best phrase said by shakespeare
Best phrase said by shakespeare
"when any one lies to u,
its not his fault!
Actualy its yours
B'coz you didn't give him enough space to tell the truth..."
LENAY GAYE HAiN
1997
->LARKi Se Milna Bohat Mushkil Tha WAJA
->Us K 6 BHAi Ghar Par
Hotay Thay
2010
->LARKi Se Milna Bohat Asaan WAJA
->Us K 6 BHAi Cheeni LENAY GAYE HAiN
Main Maa Banne wali hun
Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST H
Premika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.
Sandle Utari To
Bus Stop Pe Larki Ko Dekh Kr Larka Bola:
"Tu To Meri Jan Hai ,Tu Mera Eeman Hai,
Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Larka Bola:
"Mein B Pakistani Hun, Tu B Pakistani He.
Phr b tu na mili
Rules of BOYS
Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun
Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,
phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,
ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa Hn
Seene vich tha karke..!!
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
Hum ko bhool na jaana
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
U R as Strong As
U R as Strong As Rum, as fine as WINE as cool as BEER as
classy as WHISKY as sophisticated as VODKA & belive Me l'm
fully TALLI on U
Mujhe pahle hi pata
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki Tumhe MALARIA hai.
Naseeb main nahi hai
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
I feel like crying
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare to I keep trying
Jab tu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension mat lo I was joking.
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