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usu kine kita hai
Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?
Archive for January 2010
After u leave
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha
A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.
bahut purani baat hai
Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai
fascinated by their presence
# Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. -David Byrne
two wheelers only
Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME
Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
Free Delivery
Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'
tiffin me chali gayi
Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? !
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.
take the money
Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.
Gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.
coz ALL 6 were Firemen
A house was on fire with 25 people inside.
Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed.
Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..
Dependence of the old
Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. -John Ciardi
the second child
Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
When his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.
Par hun 4 ho gaye
Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."
who married my wife
Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."
Jeher bharwane
# Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...
Tell-a-woman
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
Meri to behan hai
banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya, ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola, bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.
It was a donkeys accident
Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.
chest became breast
Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.
Already taken your share
Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".
(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)
Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"
wapis le chalo
Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.
Kabhi ghar me bhi
Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.
khush ho jaan ge
Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
Punjab University
Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.
I love the man I marry
Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry. -Rose Stokes
I ll marry you NEXT YEAR
Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.
meri wari no more
Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more
Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.
Refrigerator
Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!
Jyoti de ghar ho k aya
Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.
kya baat thi.?
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
Shadi-shuda aurton ka
Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.
You will go to jail
Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is You will go to jail.
Equals nothing
In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin
Aaj Light Khana hai
Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'
MRF da tyre de de
Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.
Pehchan nahin pa raha
Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha
Kya nishana lagaya hai
An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"
He's not my friend.
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.
Dobara baari
ek baar ek pakistani ko pakad lete hain....
and give him a dice.....
banta: throw this if u get 1,2,3,4,or 5 we are going to kill u...
santa: agar 6 aaya to?
santa: ludo nahi kheli kya kabhi....
dobara baari
recognition
Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith
Jimmevar nahin hundi
Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.
watch him from the key hole
Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
ko nahi pata
Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.
chidi marunga
ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.
kinni gol karangey
At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.
hathi hi bacha hai
santa bunta chess khel rahe the..
joke doesnt end here!!
1st: yaar hum khel band karte hai.
2nd: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..
spite of yourself
The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo
Ayodhya mil gaya
Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
lekin biwi ko nahi.
Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.
Goli mardo
Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.
sadhu kyun banta?
Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
say he got out
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.
marta sale ko
bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha.
santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai.
Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.
100 ka bharwata hoon
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
I will marry again
Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
tujhse hi karunga
Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!
kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai
Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.
Pata kaise chalega
Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Dan done dana dan
Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...
baap lagayega kya?
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
your Valentine
Tomorrow is Saint Valentine's day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare
SUITS also
Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!
sohni pher v nahi lagdi
Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...
Yes-No, Yes-No
Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"
subha 9 baje
Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!
colour dikhayiye
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)
Dog die in convulsions
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."
Loose Motions
Watz fastst thng in World?
OxfrdGuy: Light
HarvrdGuy: Thought
TxasGuy: Blink of Eye
Banta- Loose Motions
perfect love
We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins
Le Karle Number Note
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'
Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Didn't tell me where..
Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..
forgot to stop it
Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!
usme FM bhi hai
2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!
Pehle date of birth to batao.
Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."
2 make me jealous
Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.
By road ja raha hai?
Santa 1st time plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha.
Tabhi Santa ne pilot ko thapad(SLAP) mara aur bola:
Sale, mai Late ho raha hun aur tu By road ja raha hai?
love is eternal
It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester
umbrella and go
Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.
infection na ho jaaye
Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye
second floor
Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
Look at me
Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me
saath laya hoon
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.
over the trouser
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Padhnewala mahan
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
Nachne laga
banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha
mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye
banta utha aur nachne laga
No one matters
Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton
DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"
cannot hear anything
Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
open the zip and do
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!
your dreams come true
Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...
medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi
santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi
take that love away
Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen
cook something else
Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else
please recharge your Account
Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your Account"
CHAALU KHAATA
Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"
cover on the girl
Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.
it's called heaven
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
urin tst k liye aaya hoon
santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.
Spirit of love
You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond
Gives you courage
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu
Ghar bhi dekh rakha hai
Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
I have pass
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya
A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
Underwear pahena hua tha
Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.
Cement me jaan Hai
Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai
5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon
Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye bar-bar Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de DunGi!
SANTA-OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!Tere Chakkar Me 5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon!
love you enough
Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore
Tabiyat kharab hai
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
I made it alright
Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.
pehchan lengey
Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
result da ki banya?
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Baho me jakad rakha hai
Santa- kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta- Police Station, Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa- BV ko akela chod dia
Banta- Nhi, usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.
isliye bhag jata hu
santa: ek truck ko dekh kar bhaga
banta: kyo bhag raha hai
santa: are ek bar mery biwi ko ek truck wala leke bhaga tha
banta: to
santa: kahi wapas dene to nahi aya isliye bhag jata hu
nothing down here
While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here
fixing a bomb
Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
dropped it from
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan
Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!
gehri neenD mein so JaayE
KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE
saab kubul hai
Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai...
wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai
Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai
mujhse pyar karogi?
Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.
Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.
Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar nehi.
Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi.
Aankh bhar aati hogi
Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi.
kisi ko guzar ne na diya
ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya
Dil mein chupate rahe
kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe
palak tadap uthti hai
tumhara aur mera rishta
ankho aur palko jaisa hai
agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai
aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai
kiya karte hai
Nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai
hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai
khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha
aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai
Usika intizar kyu hai
ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai
inkar karne par bhi chahat ka ikrar kyu hai
use pana nahi hai meri taqdeer mein shayad
phir bhi har mod pe usika intizar kyu hai
Aitaraz karte hain
Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain
Humse Baat Karna
Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…
Aankho Se Baat
Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai
Ankhein hamari kahan se layega
Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!
khushi aapke baad
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.
bhoolaye nahi jaate
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...
Muskan ke liye jita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai
khushiya manana
Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...
person like me
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.
Happy Valentine's Day
too late to tell
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won't hear you anymore
Will u love me
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Beautiful as you
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Girl whos right
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
YAAD karna
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna.
ONLY one you
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!
Will ALWAYS b
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
you are for me
Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
Without Love
Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day,
tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,
shatter day. So be in love everyday...
Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.
MY SWEET HEART!
U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
Always be there
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart
sath nibhati hai
Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste,
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,
Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah
so what u want to do
My relation with u is like onion ,which has many layers in it.
if u add it to your life it will add taste in your life and if u want to cut it,
it will bring tears in your eyes .so what u want to do ?
kabhi zindgi na mile
Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile..
Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile
Muddaton K Bad
Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Bari Muddaton K Bad,
Aaya Mera Khyal Bari Mudaton K Bad,
Karta To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhy Chaht Se Magr,
Hota Hai Ye Kamal Bari Muddaton K Bad.
Bolti Band Ho Gai
Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.
Ankhen kharid loon
Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loon
Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loon
Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera
Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loon
Girl friend ki Ammi thi
Ankon mein kuch nami thi,
.
.
.
Mujh mein shayed Vitamim ke jami thi,
.
.
Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ wo kambakat mari girl friend ki Ammi thi
NOT for SALE
Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hai,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hai,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hai
aazmane k liye
Vada hum ne kiya tha nibhane k liye
Ek dil diya tha ek dil pane k liye
Usne mohabbat sikha di aur kaha
Hum ne to mohabbat ki thi tumhe aazmane k liye.
har pal YAAD krte hen
Na hum khafa hen tum se meri jaan
Na koi faryad karte hen
Hum Sms bheje ya na bheje
Ye jan lo tum Hum tumhen har
pal YAAD krte hen
Barishein nhi rukti
Barishon k mosam may,
Tm ko yad krne ki,
Aadtein purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha tha,
Aadtein badl dalen,
Phir khyal aya k,
Aadtein badlne se,
Barishein nhi rukti
Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai
Hoti Nahi Dosti Kabhi Chehray Se,
Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati Hai. Soorat
Unki Khud He Pyari Lagti Hai.
Qadar Jinki Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai.
rulata bohat hai
Mohabbat k sapne dikhata bohat hai.
Wo raaton me hum ko jagata bohat hai.
Me ankhon me kajal lagaon to kaise.
In ankhon ko zalim rulata bohat hai.
usy pana tha
Koi juda ho gya koi khafa ho gya,
Najane zindagi mein humse kya gunah ho gya
Bahut sajde kye ksi ko pany k lye,,
Jis sajde mein usy pana tha woh qaza ho gya
Jeena §eekh
Zindagi Mein Hamesha Apne Chahne Walo Ko Apni Kami Meh§U§ Karvao,
Magar,
Ye Duri Itni Lmbi Na Kro K Koi Tmhare Bagair Jeena §eekh Le.
hum yaar ko
Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
uski chahat k hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hoton se waqat na hone k bahane nikale.
teriyadon ka sama
Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,
Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai
sapno se juda
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein
last night
Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
Love defination
PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.
Mercedez CAR
Khuda kabhi dukh na de mere yar ko,
Muje chahe dukhon ka pahaad de de
Nayi cycle par ghume DOST mera,
Muje chahe purani
Mercedez CAR de de.
MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD
main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD”
Yaad rakhna
Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye
Umer bhar ki khushi
Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
Aur aap ka PYAR
Umer bhar ki khushi
saari duniya kehti
Ye saari duniya kehti hai k kisi ek k jaane se zindgi ruk nahi jati..
Lekin ye koi nahi jaanta k laakhon k mil jaane se
bhi uss ek ki kami poori nahi ho paati.
SCHOOLS & COLLEGES WILL B CLOSED
TOMORROW ALL SCHOOLS & COLLEGES WILL B CLOSED!
JUST INFORM TO ALL..
ALL EXAMS WILL ALSO B POSTPONED!
kyuki
Rosy miss ka kutta mar gaya!!
Wooooooo...
logon se door
Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,
ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.
3 Cheezain
3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA
Pyari Zindgi
Zindgi kitni pyari hogi!
Jab
Aap honge
Hum Honge
aur
Hamare
chote-chote
pyare-pyare
khubsurat se
Shararti se
"SMS HONGE". Ha ha.
Grlfrnd k sath
Grlfrnd k sath karo ya lover k saath!
room me karo ya gardan me!
din me karo ya raat me!
bed pe karo ya sofe pe!
BETA" PADHAI TO KARNI HI PADEGI"
Su-Par-Man
Ek kutta Raste pe su-su
karta hain
Ek Aadmi Us Su-Su
Pe khada ho jata hain
To Us Aadmi ko Aap
Kya Kahenge?
Su-Par-Man....
haseen yado
kuchh log haseen yado ki tarah hote hai,
jise yaad kar k dil khushh ho jata hai,
wo jinko bhulana namumkin hai,
app unhi me se ek ka massage padh rahe hai.
KARTE RAHO
KARTE RAHO
KARTE RAHO
KARTE RAHO
KARTE RAHO
BESHRMO KI TARAH SMS RECEIVE KARTE RAHO,
JAB SHARM AA JAYE TO MSG KAR DENA
lambi umar
Khuda se humne ek dua maangi,dua me apni mout mangi,
Khuda ne kaha mout to tumhe mein de du,
par uska kya karu jisne teri lambi umar mangi
GLUCOSE PIYA KARO
BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN
BAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAIN
KYA YEHI PYAR HAI
GIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO..
Juda na ho
Raat ke andhere mein, sara jahan sota hai,
lekin kisi ke yaad mein, ek dil rota hai.
Khuda kare ki kisi par koi dil fida na kare,
agar kare to maut se pehle juda na kare.
Ek hi Ladki
Muje Nahi Chahiye Pura Sagar..
Pani ki 1 bund hi kafi he..
Muje Nahi Chahiye Hazaro Ladkiya..
Bas 1 sachi Lvr hi kafi he..
Mohabat Kisi
Mohabat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi Jis K Sath Raha Jaye...
~~Mohabat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaye..
Door waadiyoN
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain
Really love
What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see,
that you are the only one for me?
Running in mind
You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always..
Define love
L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....
Spare Parts
When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.
Valentine's Day
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day
Believe me
Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most
Where are you
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((T))
(oe) (oe)
Where are you?
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((T))
(oe) (oe)
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((T))
(oe) (oe)
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((T))
(oe) (oe)
Oh there!
God asked me
God asked me " what did u earn in your life till 2 day...?"
I just replied
" I'll surely earn few tears from d eyes of Person reading dis msg when I die.
& She come with me"
Door Wadiyon
Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hai
Brain is the Most outstanding organ
Brain is the Most outstanding organ
of the human body,
it works for 24 hours 365 days right
from your birth until you fall in love.
L o v e Is Lot Like
L o v e
Is Lot Like
A Backache...
It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays.......
But
You Know
Its There .......
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