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Archive for January 2010

Jan

usu kine kita hai

Pappu: Ajj madam ne 1 swaal puchhya jisda jawab sirf mainu hi pata si.
Santa: Mera biba beta, ki swaal si?
Pappu: Swaal si k blackboard kol susu kine kita hai?

Jan

After u leave

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave

Jan

KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha

A Chini was in hspital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

Jan

bahut purani baat hai

Santa: Yaar bachpan mein 20 male se gir gaya tha.
Banta: to fir bach gaya ya mar gaya?
Santa: yaad nahin hai bahut purani baat hai

Jan

fascinated by their presence

# Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. -David Byrne

Jan

two wheelers only

Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto, Banta asks: Y r u removin a wheel from ur auto? Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

Jan

NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME

Santa: Do you know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Jan

Free Delivery

Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised: 'Free Delivery'

Jan

tiffin me chali gayi

Dr: Yeh urine sample nahi, Apple juice hai!
Santa's wife: Ek phone kar loon? !
Dr: Why? !
Wife: Santaji ko batana hai k urine bottle unke tiffin me chali gayi.

Jan

take the money

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Jan

Gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga

ek bar santa singh pagal ho jata hai, wo bar-2 kehta rehta hai ke gulel banunga chidi marunga.kuch saal pagal khane rehne ke baad woh theek ho jata hai. doctor uss se poochta hai ke ab kya karoge ?
santa: pehle main paise ikathe karke shaadi karunga, phir mere ladka hoga, ek saal baad main uska janamdin manaunga, janamdin par ussey bahut sare gift milenge. gift mein ek nikker bhi hogi, main uss nikker se elastic nikalunga,gulel banaunga aur chidi marunga.

Jan

coz ALL 6 were Firemen

A house was on fire with 25 people inside.
Santa went inside & saved 6 by pulling them out. But he was jailed.
Why? Bcoz ALL 6 were Firemen..

Jan

Dependence of the old

Love is the word used to label the sexual excitement of the young, the habituation of the middle-aged, and the mutual dependence of the old. -John Ciardi

Jan

the second child

Wat frustrates a SARDAR?
When his wife delivers twins & he cant find the father of the second child.

Jan

Par hun 4 ho gaye

Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?" Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye."

Jan

who married my wife

Santa looking at himself in the mirror, "I have seen this man somewhere".
After half an hour, "Oh, its the same man, who married my wife."

Jan

Jeher bharwane

# Santa: Wo dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai.
Banta: Are tension mat le, Jeher bharwane aya hoga...

Jan

Tell-a-woman

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Jan

Meri to behan hai

banta apni behan k sath jaa raha tha, itne mai uski behan ka rumal gir gaya, ek aadmi aaya aur banta se bola, bantaji aapki wife ka rumal gir gaya, to banta bola sale wife to hogi teri, meri to behan hai.

Jan

It was a donkeys accident

Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way 4him bt it was a donkeys accident.

Jan

together

Love is being stupid together. -Paul Valery

Jan

chest became breast

Translation from hindi to english, "Khushi ke mare uski chaati phool gayi".
Santa: Due to happiness, his chest became breast.

Jan

Already taken your share

Santa: "God, if you give me 100 rupees, I will donate 50 rupees in temple".

(After waliking some distance, he finds a 50 rupee note)

Santa: "Shame on you God, you don't even trust me a little? You have already taken your share!"

Jan

wapis le chalo

Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo. Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya, gaadi aage nahi ja sakti.
Banta:-Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.

Jan

Kabhi ghar me bhi

Santa to Pappu: Where's Sukhna Lake?
Pappu: Pata nahi.
Santa: Kabhi ghar se bhi nikla karo.
Pappu: Who's Banta?
Santa: Pata nai.
Pappu: Kabhi ghar me bhi raha karo.

Jan

khush ho jaan ge

Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai. Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.

Jan

Punjab University

Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her.
Gal - What are you doing?
Santa: Law, 4th semester from Punjab University.

Jan

I love the man I marry

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry. -Rose Stokes

Jan

I ll marry you NEXT YEAR

Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you...... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye, Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

Jan

meri wari no more

Santa waiting at bus stop in UK along with 3 women.
When bus arrived, conductor picked the women & said: No more, no more

Santa: Saaleya Morniya char laiyan, meri wari no more.

Jan

Refrigerator

Santa: Mom, last night when I opened the toilet door, the light went on itself.
Mother: Idiot, you again peed in the refrigerator!

Jan

Jyoti de ghar ho k aya

Teacher askd Santa: What is d meaning of TAMSO MAA JYOTIR GAMAYA?
Santa: Tu so ja maa, main Jyoti de ghar ho k aya.

Jan

kya baat thi.?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Jan

Shadi-shuda aurton ka

Gal to Banta: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Banta: Kyon nahin? Mein to diwana hoon shadi-shuda aurton ka.

Jan

You will go to jail

Teacher: I killed a person convert this sentence into future tense.
Santa: The future tense is You will go to jail.

Jan

Equals nothing

In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing. -Mignon McLaughlin

Jan

Aaj Light Khana hai

Q: Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth.
A: Because Doctor has advised him: 'Aaj Light Khana hai!'

Jan

MRF da tyre de de

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Jan

Pehchan nahin pa raha

Santa bada dukhi tha, kisi ne pucha itni tension me kyon ho?
Santa: Ek dost ko 3 lac plastic surgery k liye diye the, ab use pehchan nahin pa raha

Jan

Kya nishana lagaya hai

An astronomer was watching
the sky from his telescope
Santa Singh was observing him,
Suddenly a star falls,
seeing that Santa Singh shouted,
"Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

Jan

He's not my friend.

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.

Jan

Dobara baari

ek baar ek pakistani ko pakad lete hain....
and give him a dice.....
banta: throw this if u get 1,2,3,4,or 5 we are going to kill u...
santa: agar 6 aaya to?
santa: ludo nahi kheli kya kabhi....
dobara baari

Jan

recognition

Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition. -Alexander Smith

Jan

Delivered

Santa sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Couple of seconds later he received a report on his phone and he started to dance. The report said: 'Delivered'

Jan

Jimmevar nahin hundi

Santa: Sir hun meri salary wada deyo, mera vyah ho gaya hai.
Boss: Factory de bahar hon wale hadseyaan layi factory jimmevar nahin hundi.

Jan

watch him from the key hole

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.

Jan

ko nahi pata

Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.

Jan

chidi marunga

Jan

kinni gol karangey

At a football match ground. Santa: Ye log ball nu foot kyun maar rahe ne?
Boy: Goal karan lai.
Santa: Paar ball tan pehlan hi gol hai hor kinni gol karangey.

Jan

hathi hi bacha hai

santa bunta chess khel rahe the..
joke doesnt end here!!
1st: yaar hum khel band karte hai.
2nd: thik hai, waise bhi tera ghoda aur mera hathi hi bacha hai..

Jan

spite of yourself

The supreme happiness of life is the conviction of being loved for yourself, or more correctly, being loved in spite of yourself. -Victor Hugo

Jan

soya tha

Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.

Jan

Ayodhya mil gaya

Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya

Jan

Adidas

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker.
Santa: Adidas

Jan

lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.

Jan

Goli mardo

Gabbar: Arey o Sambha
Sambha: Ji Sardar
Gabbar: Kitne Admi the re?
Sambha: Do Sardar
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahi aati. Do kitne hotey hain?
Sambha: Sardar Do Ek ke baad ata hai.
Gabbar: Aur Do ke pehle?
Sambha: Do ke pehle Ek aata hai
Gabbar: To bich mein kaun aata hai?
Sambha: Bich mein koi nahi aata
Gabbar: To fir Dono ek saath kyon nahi atey?
Sambha: Do Ek ke baad hi aa sakta hai, kyonki Do ek se bada hai.
Gabbar: Do ek se bada hai? Kitna bada hai?
Sambha Do ek se Ek bada hai?
Gabbar: Agar Do ek se ek bada hai to ek ek se kitna bada hai?
Sambha: Sardar, Maine tumhara namak khaya hai, mujhe goli mardo par mera dimag to na khao.

Jan

sadhu kyun banta?

Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?

Jan

say he got out

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

Jan

marta sale ko

bunta sukhe talab me boat chala rha tha.
santa :- Aise isnehi nam kharab kar rakha hai.
Agar mujhe tairna ata to wahi jake marta sale ko.

Jan

eternal

It isn't possible to love and part...You can transmutate love, ignore it, muddle it, but you can never pull it out of you. I know from experience that the poets are right: love is eternal. -E M Forester

Jan

100 ka bharwata hoon

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Jan

Gangubai

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ?
Santa: Main !
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai

Jan

I will marry again

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously...
Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Jan

tujhse hi karunga

Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!

Jan

kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai

Santa to Jeeto: Kaisi sabzi banai hai, bilkul Gobar jaisa swad hai.
Jeeto, maatha peet te hue: Hey bhagwan! Na jane inhone kya-kya kha ke dekha hua hai.

Jan

Pata kaise chalega

Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

Jan

Dan done dana dan

Teacher to Santa: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya.
Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan...

Jan

baap lagayega kya?

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Jan

CHHOTA SA

bunta k ghar shadi k 20 saal bad bachcha hua, Wo udas ho gya, santa: Yar udas kyu ho?
bunta: 20 saal bad bachcha hua wo bhi, CHHOTA SA

Jan

your Valentine

Tomorrow is Saint Valentine's day,
All in the morning betime,
And I a maid at your window,
To be your Valentine. -*William Shakespeare

Jan

SUITS also

Dress code 4 a party - BLACK TIES ONLY.
Banta goes for the party & is surprised to see that the other guests are wearing SUITS also!

Jan

sohni pher v nahi lagdi

Santa: Bhagwane suit bada sohna paya hai.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Lipstick badi sohni laayi aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G.
Santa: Shingaar v sohna kitaa aa.
Jeeto: Thank u G
Santa: Par sohni pher v nahi lagdi...

Jan

Yes-No, Yes-No

Santa and Banta went for a drive.
Santa: Hey, look out from the window, are the indicators working or not?
Banta puts his head out & says "Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No, Yes-No!!!"

Jan

subha 9 baje

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Jan

colour dikhayiye

Santa went out to buy an Indian flag.
The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next... Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.;)

Jan

Dog die in convulsions

Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions."

Jan

Loose Motions

Watz fastst thng in World?
OxfrdGuy: Light
HarvrdGuy: Thought
TxasGuy: Blink of Eye
Banta- Loose Motions

Jan

perfect love

We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love. -Tom Robbins

Jan

Le Karle Number Note

Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles.
Santa lifts the tail of horse & says: 'Le Karle Number Note'

Jan

Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se

Jan

Didn't tell me where..

Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you changed your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..

Jan

forgot to stop it

Interviewer: What is skeleton?
Santa: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

Jan

usme FM bhi hai

2 Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye.
Haye haye main to 1100 lungi.
Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!!

Jan

Pehle date of birth to batao.

Q: A Man asked Santa, "Akal badhi ya bhains? "
A: Santa bola, "Pehle date of birth to batao."

Jan

2 make me jealous

Preeto 2 maid: Oh Kanta, I hv reason 2 suspect that Banta is having an affair with his secretary.
Kanta: I don't believe it! U r just trying 2 make me jealous.

Jan

By road ja raha hai?

Santa 1st time plane me baitha.
Plane runway pe chal raha tha.
Tabhi Santa ne pilot ko thapad(SLAP) mara aur bola:
Sale, mai Late ho raha hun aur tu By road ja raha hai?

Jan

love is eternal

Jan

umbrella and go

Santa to his servant: Go and water the plants.
Servant: It's already raining.
Santa: So what take an umbrella and go.

Jan

infection na ho jaaye

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Jan

second floor

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?

Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Jan

Look at me

Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl?
Pappu: (Luking down) No...
Santa: Don't look down. Look at me

Jan

saath laya hoon

Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey Bandar ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya?
Banta: Apple khane.
Bandar: Yeh to aam ka ped hai.
Banta: Pata hai, Apple saath laya hoon.

Jan

over the trouser

Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.

Jan

Padhnewala mahan

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Jan

Nachne laga

banta mujra dekhne gaya, saari raat mujra dekha
mujrewaali boli saab humne aapko khush kiya ab aap humhe khush kijiye
banta utha aur nachne laga

Jan

No one matters

Love is broad; if you love someone, you love all things, not just their beauty. Love is narrow; you love one and only one, compared to them, no one matters. -A. Braxton

Jan

DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Santa.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Jan

BOW BOW

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon.
Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

Jan

cannot hear anything

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?
Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

Jan

open the zip and do

An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do!

Jan

your dreams come true

Santa had a dream in which someone murdered him. Next day he closed his bank account. Know why?
Because the bank's slogan was: We make your dreams come true...

Jan

medical college ki bhi dikh jayengi

santa-agar main nariyal k ped par chad jaau to engineering colleg ki ladkiyan dikh jayengi
banta- fir hath chod dena to medical college ki
bhi dikh jayengi

Jan

take that love away

Joy is the experience of knowing that you are unconditionally loved and that nothing--sickness, failure, emotional distress, oppression, war, or even death--can take that love away. -Henri Nouwen

Jan

cook something else

Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else

Jan

NEXT YEAR

A Sardar & his wife filed an application for Divorce.
Judge asked: How'll U divide your kids, U have 3 children?
Sardar replied: Ok! We'll apply NEXT YEAR

Jan

please recharge your Account

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your Account"

Jan

CHAALU KHAATA

Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA"

Jan

cover on the girl

Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller?
Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl.

Jan

it's called heaven

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Jan

urin tst k liye aaya hoon

santa: santa doctor k pas blood test k liye gya aur zor se rone laga .
banta: kya hua kyon ro raha hai?
santa: blood tst k liye doc ne ungli kati.
banta: banta bhi bade zooro se rone laga.
santa: santa ne pucha kyon ro raha hai?
banta: mai urin tst k liye aaya hoon.

Jan

Spirit of love

You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived, are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love. -Henry Drummond

Jan

Gives you courage

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. -Lao Tzu

Jan

Ghar bhi dekh rakha hai

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

Jan

I have pass

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.

Jan

Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya

A sweet girl goes to Banta's shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao.
Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.

Jan

PM not AM

Santa asked Banta: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening?
Banta: Very simple, because he is PM not AM.

Jan

Underwear pahena hua tha

Jeeto: Sharm ani chahiye, tumhare Preeto se sambhand hai.
Santa: Sorry, par tumhe kaise pata chala?
Jeeto: Kal Banta aya tha usne tumhara Underwear pahena hua tha.

Jan

Cement me jaan Hai

Santa : Marte Waqt Aadmi ko Kya dena chahiye ?
Banta : Birla Cement
Santa : Kyun?
Banta : Kyoki iss Cement me jaan Hai

Jan

5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon

Bus Me 1 Aurat Bacche ko ApNa Dudh Pilate Huye bar-bar Peele, Nahi to Uncle ko de DunGi!
SANTA-OYE, Jaldi Decide kar!Tere Chakkar Me 5 stop Aage Aa Gya Hoon!

Jan

love you enough

Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you enough chance to love you enough. -Dinah Shore

Jan

Tabiyat kharab hai

Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

Jan

I made it alright

Santa joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.
Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Santa : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Jan

pehchan lengey

Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.

Jan

password

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. It’s ****. Santa: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

Jan

result da ki banya?

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Jan

Baho me jakad rakha hai

Santa- kaha ja rahe ho?
Banta- Police Station, Mere ghar chor aya he
Santa- BV ko akela chod dia
Banta- Nhi, usne chor ko baho me jakad rakha hai.

Jan

isliye bhag jata hu

santa: ek truck ko dekh kar bhaga
banta: kyo bhag raha hai
santa: are ek bar mery biwi ko ek truck wala leke bhaga tha
banta: to
santa: kahi wapas dene to nahi aya isliye bhag jata hu

Jan

love

The only thing we never get enough of is love; and the only thing we never give enough of is love. -Henry Miller

Jan

nothing down here

While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here

Jan

fixing a bomb

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car.
Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Jan

Titanic

Titanic
was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction?
Santa: Downwards!

Jan

dropped it from

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Jan

Door Bell

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.

Jan

Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan

Aasmaan Ko Neend Aaye To Sulaayein Kahan
Dharti Ko Maut Aaye To Dafnaayein Kahan
Saagar Mein Lehar Aaye To Chupaaein Kahan
Hume Aapki Yaad Aaye To Jaayein Kahan!!

Jan

gehri neenD mein so JaayE

KitnA Pyaar Karte hain tumse
Kaash TumkO bhi yeH ehsaaS ho JayE
Magar AisA na Ho Ke
Woh hosH mein tab Aaaye
Jab HuM gehri neenD mein so JaayE

Jan

saab kubul hai

Mohabat ke bina zindagi fizool hai
Par mahobat ke bhi aapne ussol hai
Kehte hai milti hai mohabbat mein bahut ulfaate
Par aap ho mehboob toh saab kubul hai...

Jan

wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,
Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,
Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai, (copyright www.lovelysms.com)
Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jajbaat hai

Jan

mujhse pyar karogi?

Tumhare pyar main pagal hoon,koi bewafa nehi.
Pyar main jaan denewala hoon,koi katil nehi.
Dunia ki haar andhi se bachanewala hoon,koi diwar nehi.
Kya aab mujhse pyar karogi?sayed tum mujhe kabhi dekha bhi nehi.

Jan

Aankh bhar aati hogi

Tumhe hamari yaad kabhi to aati hogi
dil ki dhadkan bhi shayed bhar jati hogi
kitna chaha tha humne ke saath saath rahe
yeh soch kar tumhari bhi aankh bhar aati hogi.

Jan

kisi ko guzar ne na diya

ankho mein aansuo ko ubhar ne na diya
mitti ke motiyon ko bikhar ne na diya
jis raah pe pade the tere kadmo ke nishan
us raah se kisi ko guzar ne na diya

Jan

Dil mein chupate rahe

kasur na unka hai na mera,
hum donohi rishton ki rasmein nibhate rahe
wo dosti ka ehsaas jatate rahe
hum mohabbat ko dil mein chupate rahe

Jan

palak tadap uthti hai

tumhara aur mera rishta
ankho aur palko jaisa hai
agar palak kuch der na jhapke to ankh ro deti hai
aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye to palak tadap uthti hai

Jan

kiya karte hai

Nakaam si koshis kiya karte hai
hum hai ki unse pyar kiya karte hai
khuda ne takdir mein tuta tara bhi nahi likha
aur hum hai ki chand ki aarzu kiya karte hai

Jan

Usika intizar kyu hai

ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyar kyu hai
inkar karne par bhi chahat ka ikrar kyu hai
use pana nahi hai meri taqdeer mein shayad
phir bhi har mod pe usika intizar kyu hai

Jan

Aitaraz karte hain

Apne hisse ki zindagi to hum kabke jee chuke,
Ab to sirf dhadkanon ka lihaj karte hain,
Kya karen is duniya walon ka,
Jo aakhari dhadkano pe bhi aitaraz karte hain

Jan

wah-wah

Dil ke chhalon ko koi shayari kahe,
to dard nahi hotaTakleef to tab hoti hai,
Jab log wah-wah karte hain

Jan

Humse Baat Karna

Devdas Ko Papa Ne Kaha Ghar Chhod Do
Maa Ne Kaha Paro Ko Chhod Do
Devdas Ne Kaha Duniya Chhod Do
Appko Kisne Kaha Humse Baat Karna Naa Chhod Do…

Jan

Aankho Se Baat

Jub Khamosh Aankho Se Baat Hoti Hai
Aise Hi Mohabbat Ki Suruwat Hoti Hai
Tumhare Hi Khayalo Mein Khoye Rehte Hain
Pata Nahi Kab Din Kab Raat Hoti Hai

Jan

Ankhein hamari kahan se layega

Talaash Karo koi tumhe mil jayega,
Magar hamari tarha tumhe kaun chahega,
Zarur koi chahat ki nazar se tumhe dekhega,
Magar ankhein hamari kahan se layega..!!

Jan

khushi aapke baad

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai...
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Jan

yaad aao

Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao...

Jan

bhoolaye nahi jaate

Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate...

Jan

Muskan ke liye jita hai

Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai

Jan

Luv meanz

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY you!

Jan

khushiya manana

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi...

Jan

person like me

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Happy Valentine's Day

Jan

too late to tell

Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love,
how much you care. Because when they're gone,
no matter how loud you shout and cry,
they won't hear you anymore

Jan

Will u love me

If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??

Jan

Beautiful as you

When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you

Jan

Girl whos right

I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right

Jan

I love U

If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.

Jan

YAAD karna

Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna.

Jan

ONLY one you

Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1, but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

Jan

Will ALWAYS b

Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...

Jan

you are for me

Let's share the world
A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.

Jan

Without Love

Without Love -- days are sad day, moan day,
tears day, waste day, thirst day, fright day,
shatter day. So be in love everyday...
Wish you a Happy Valentines Day.

Jan

MY SWEET HEART!

U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.
And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY MY SWEET HEART!

Jan

Always be there

My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart

Jan

Manga tha

Manga tha maut toh zindagi de di,
Andheron ne bhi hame roshni de di,
Khuda se pucha kya haseen tohfa hai aap ke paas,
Jawan main usne tumhari dosti de di.

Jan

sath nibhati hai

Khuda se kya mangu tere vaaste,
Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste,
Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah,
Khushboo phool ka sath nibhati hai jis tarah

Jan

so what u want to do

My relation with u is like onion ,which has many layers in it.
if u add it to your life it will add taste in your life and if u want to cut it,
it will bring tears in your eyes .so what u want to do ?

Jan

kabhi zindgi na mile

Karni hai khuda se ek guzarish ke Teri Dosti ke siva koi bandgi na mile..
Har janam mein mile dost tere jaisa Ya phir kabhi zindgi na mile

Jan

Muddaton K Bad

Pucha Kisi Ne Haal Bari Muddaton K Bad,
Aaya Mera Khyal Bari Mudaton K Bad,
Karta To Hai Wo Yaad Mujhy Chaht Se Magr,
Hota Hai Ye Kamal Bari Muddaton K Bad.

Jan

Bolti Band Ho Gai

Mosam Badla Thand Ho Gai
Apke Mesg Ke Bina Zindgi Tang Ho Gai
Kya Apke Inbox Me Msg Ki Kami Ho Gai
Ya Fir Hmare Msg Pdkar Bolti Band Ho Gai.

Jan

Ankhen kharid loon

Mera bus chale to teri yaden kharid loon
Apne jeene k waste teri baten kharid loon
Kar saken jo har waqt deedar tera
Sub kuch luta kr wo ankhen kharid loon

Jan

fail hui

Co-education k side effects Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!

Jan

Girl friend ki Ammi thi

Ankon mein kuch nami thi,
.
.
.
Mujh mein shayed Vitamim ke jami thi,
.
.
Jis se saari raat phone pe baat ke FARAZ wo kambakat mari girl friend ki Ammi thi

Jan

NOT for SALE

Milna Bicharna Sb Qismat Ka Khel Hai,
Kahin Nafrat Kahin Dilon Ka Mail Hai,
Bik Jata He Hr Rishta Duniya Me,
Sirf Dost Hi Yahan “NOT for SALE” Hai

Jan

aazmane k liye

Vada hum ne kiya tha nibhane k liye
Ek dil diya tha ek dil pane k liye
Usne mohabbat sikha di aur kaha
Hum ne to mohabbat ki thi tumhe aazmane k liye.

Jan

har pal YAAD krte hen

Na hum khafa hen tum se meri jaan
Na koi faryad karte hen
Hum Sms bheje ya na bheje
Ye jan lo tum Hum tumhen har
pal YAAD krte hen

Jan

Tu Yaad

Us Roz Kisi Pel Mujhe Aaram Na Aaya
Jis Roz Mere Lub Pe Tera Naam Na Aaya
Humne Us Shaam Ko Shaam Na Kaha
Jis Shaam Tu Yaad Sar-E-Aam Na Aaya

Jan

Barishein nhi rukti

Barishon k mosam may,
Tm ko yad krne ki,
Aadtein purani hain,
Ab ki bar socha tha,
Aadtein badl dalen,
Phir khyal aya k,
Aadtein badlne se,
Barishein nhi rukti

Jan

Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai

Hoti Nahi Dosti Kabhi Chehray Se,
Dosti To Dil Se Ki Jati Hai. Soorat
Unki Khud He Pyari Lagti Hai.
Qadar Jinki Dil Se Ki Jaati Hai.

Jan

rulata bohat hai

Mohabbat k sapne dikhata bohat hai.
Wo raaton me hum ko jagata bohat hai.
Me ankhon me kajal lagaon to kaise.
In ankhon ko zalim rulata bohat hai.

Jan

usy pana tha

Koi juda ho gya koi khafa ho gya,
Najane zindagi mein humse kya gunah ho gya
Bahut sajde kye ksi ko pany k lye,,
Jis sajde mein usy pana tha woh qaza ho gya

Jan

Jeena §eekh

Zindagi Mein Hamesha Apne Chahne Walo Ko Apni Kami Meh§U§ Karvao,
Magar,
Ye Duri Itni Lmbi Na Kro K Koi Tmhare Bagair Jeena §eekh Le.

Jan

hum yaar ko

Is kadar hum yaar ko manane nikale,
uski chahat k hum diwane nikale,
Jab bhi use dil ka haal batana chaha,
to uske hoton se waqat na hone k bahane nikale.

Jan

teriyadon ka sama

Jis ghari teriyadon ka sama hota ha,
Phir humein aram kahan hota hay,

Hosla mujh mein nahi tujhko bula deny ka,
Kaam sadiyon ka hai, lamhon main kahan hota hai

Jan

sapno se juda

Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein

Jan

Pyaar

Dil ki aawaz ko izhaar kehte hain,
jhuki nigah ko iqrar kehte hain,
sirf paane ka naam ishq nahin,
kuch khone ko bhi pyar kehte hain

Jan

last night

Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!

Jan

Mom batti

Mom batti k ander ka dhaga bola,
Main jalta hoon to tu kyon pighalti hai?
Mombati boli,
Jisko dil mein jaga di,
woh bichray to ansu to niklainn gey hi.

Jan

love

You know what, in the whole world there is no such darling
whom I love and I want the whole world to know that I will never forget you!

Jan

Never ask

Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it.
Never give a hug, ask 4 it.
Never ask do u love me, first say I love u.
Never say I cant live without u, say I live for u.

Jan

Love defination

PYAR means….
P = Phone karna..
Y = Yaad karna..
A = Azadi khona..
R = Rote rehna, k kaash phone aaye!!
Unko hamari yaad aaye..So don’t PYAR.

Jan

Mercedez CAR

Khuda kabhi dukh na de mere yar ko,

Muje chahe dukhon ka pahaad de de

Nayi cycle par ghume DOST mera,

Muje chahe purani

Mercedez CAR de de.

Jan

MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD

main tumse kuch kahana chahata hu,
wahi baat jo dil ko chu jaye,
wahi pyar ke 3 ilfaz
“MERA HINDUSTAN ZINDABAD”

Jan

Yaad rakhna

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

Jan

Umer bhar ki khushi

Aap ki 1 MISS CALL ek din ki khushi
Aap ka 1 SMS 1 week ki khushi
Aap ki 1 CALL 1 month ki khushi
Aap ki 1 MULAQAAT 1 year ki khushi
Aur aap ka PYAR
Umer bhar ki khushi

Jan

saari duniya kehti

Ye saari duniya kehti hai k kisi ek k jaane se zindgi ruk nahi jati..
Lekin ye koi nahi jaanta k laakhon k mil jaane se
bhi uss ek ki kami poori nahi ho paati.

Jan

SCHOOLS & COLLEGES WILL B CLOSED

TOMORROW ALL SCHOOLS & COLLEGES WILL B CLOSED!
JUST INFORM TO ALL..
ALL EXAMS WILL ALSO B POSTPONED!
kyuki
Rosy miss ka kutta mar gaya!!
Wooooooo...

Jan

sad

hr tamna apki u puri ho jae
sapno ki 1 duniya hakikat ban jae
ho apka mukadar kuch is kadar roshan ki hath khulne se pehle
apki hr dua kubul ho jaye

Jan

logon se door

Bewakuf,
Murakh,
Matlabi,
Dhokhebaz,
Chugalkhor,
Besharam,
Jhuthe,
Badtamiz,
Mokaparast,
Pakhandi,
ALLAH apko inn sabhi tarah ke logon se door rakhe.

Jan

3 Cheezain

3 Cheezain zindgi mein 1 bar milti hai,WAALDEN,HUSN or JAWANI
3 Cheezain soch samajh kar uthao,QADAM,
QASAM or QALAM
3 Cheezain soch kar karo,
MOHABBAT, BATEIN or FAISLA

Jan

Socho

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha
sochoPyara sochomuje pata hai
ye tumhare liye jyada hai,
1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho

Jan

Pyari Zindgi

Zindgi kitni pyari hogi!

Jab

Aap honge

Hum Honge

aur

Hamare

chote-chote

pyare-pyare

khubsurat se

Shararti se

"SMS HONGE". Ha ha.

Jan

Grlfrnd k sath

Grlfrnd k sath karo ya lover k saath!
room me karo ya gardan me!
din me karo ya raat me!
bed pe karo ya sofe pe!
BETA" PADHAI TO KARNI HI PADEGI"

Jan

Su-Par-Man

Ek kutta Raste pe su-su
karta hain
Ek Aadmi Us Su-Su
Pe khada ho jata hain
To Us Aadmi ko Aap
Kya Kahenge?

Su-Par-Man....

Jan

haseen yado

kuchh log haseen yado ki tarah hote hai,
jise yaad kar k dil khushh ho jata hai,
wo jinko bhulana namumkin hai,
app unhi me se ek ka massage padh rahe hai.

Jan

KARTE RAHO

KARTE RAHO

KARTE RAHO

KARTE RAHO

KARTE RAHO

BESHRMO KI TARAH SMS RECEIVE KARTE RAHO,
JAB SHARM AA JAYE TO MSG KAR DENA

Jan

lambi umar

Khuda se humne ek dua maangi,dua me apni mout mangi,
Khuda ne kaha mout to tumhe mein de du,
par uska kya karu jisne teri lambi umar mangi

Jan

Sardi

Sardi Ho Gayi Hain?
Haan

Naak Bhi Band Hai?
Haan

Sir Bhi Fat Raha Hai?
Haan Baba Haan!
.
.
.
.
.
.
To Ye Msg Padna Kya Zaruri Tha.... !!

Jan

GLUCOSE PIYA KARO

BOY- CHALTE CHALTE YUNHI RUK JATA HOON MAIN
BAITHE BAITHE KAHI KHO JATA HOON MAIN
KYA YEHI PYAR HAI
GIRL- NHI YE KAMZORI HAI SUBAH SHAAM GLUCOSE PIYA KARO..

Jan

Harpic

COLGATE SE DAANT SAAF KARNE KA,
PEPSODENT SE MAJBOOT KARNE KA,
BABUL SE FRESH KARNE KA,
AGAR PHIR BHI SAAF NA HUYE TO

BINDAS HARPIC USE KARNE KA

Jan

Majboori

tumhe dekh kar palke sharm se jhuk jaati hai ,
kuch baate labo par aake hi ruk jaati hai ,
kahe toh kaise kahe yeh 3 akshar tumse ,
ladki hu yeh majboori beech me aa jati hai .

Jan

Pyaar

Na chahoo kisi ko itna ki,
chahat tumhari majboori ban jaye,
chahoo kisi ko itna tumhara
pyaar uske liye zaroori ban jaye

Jan

Juda na ho

Raat ke andhere mein, sara jahan sota hai,
lekin kisi ke yaad mein, ek dil rota hai.
Khuda kare ki kisi par koi dil fida na kare,
agar kare to maut se pehle juda na kare.

Jan

Ek hi Ladki

Muje Nahi Chahiye Pura Sagar..
Pani ki 1 bund hi kafi he..

Muje Nahi Chahiye Hazaro Ladkiya..
Bas 1 sachi Lvr hi kafi he..

Jan

Mohabbat

Janta Hu Ki Mohabbat Tadpati He

Par Mohbbt To Jeena Shikhati he

Zindagi Mohbat Nahi Ho Sakti Kabhi

Par Mohbat Zndgi Ban Jati He

Jan

Duniya

Kehti hai duniya jise pyar, nasha hai, khata hai,
Humne bhi kiya hai yaar, isliye hume bhi pata hai,
Milti hai thodi khushiyan zyaada gham,
Par isme thokar khaane ka bhi kuchh alag hi maza hai..

Jan

socho

Meetha sochoSmart sochoAccha sochoSaccha sochoPyara
sochomuje pata hai ye tumhare liye jyada hai,
1 shortcut hai sidhe mere baare me socho.

Jan

Mohabat Kisi

Mohabat Kisi Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Nahi Jis K Sath Raha Jaye...

~~Mohabat To Aisay Shakhs Ki Talash Hai Jis K Baghair Na Raha Jaye..

Jan

Door waadiyoN

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hain

Jan

wanna die

Ive got ur bak & uve got mine.ill help u out netime.2 see u hurt 2 see u cry.makes me weep
& wanna die.ill b right here til d end.cos ur my love & my bestfriend

Jan

Learn me

They learned me that one hours equals 60 minutes and that one minute equals 60 seconds,
but they never told me that one second without you can last for ever!

Jan

3 Words

3 words made my heart beat faster,
3 words made my legs shake
3 words made my head spin,
3 words: I love you!

Jan

Angel

It must have been a rainy day when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautifull angel..

Jan

Dont eat

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
at noon I do not eat because I think of you,
in the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Jan

Hack

Dont give password of our Love and friendship to anybody,
Because if u will say this password "I LOVE U"
It means he will hack u from me and u will go out from my hands.

Jan

my love

My love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold, and the stars grow old

Jan

4 signs of love

L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for ever
the 4 signs of love

Jan

Miss u

Sometimes My eyes get jealouse of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?Bcoz.....
You Always Remain close to my HEART n far from my EYES.

Jan

Really love

What I feel for you,is really true. You got to know,I need you so.
When you are gone,I can't go on. Can't you see,
that you are the only one for me?

Jan

love u

i have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?

Jan

Running in mind

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always..

Jan

Define love

L O V E ..
L = Lake of Sorrows ..
O = Ocean of Tears ..
V = Valley of Death ..
E = End of life....

Jan

Sunshine

You are like the sunshine so warm, you are like sugar,
so sweet... you are like you... and that's the reason
why I love you!

Jan

loss u

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

Jan

love

1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

Jan

miss u

I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u

Jan

Spare Parts

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Jan

Valentine's Day

Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day

Jan

Forever

o,,,o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n me forever..
and ever and ever!

Jan

Hug

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a KISS,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me,
u OWE me All,
bt if u ignore,
U r MINe!
So wat will U do?

Jan

Rose

--<-@
A rose for you
Because I love you

Jan

I miss u

A B C D E F G H I J
K L M N O P Q R S
T V W X Y Z
oops! i miss "U"

Jan

Morning

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Jan

Rabit

(\_/)
(=.=)
(")(")
a sweet little rabbit, just like you, because I love you!! kisses..

Jan

ilove

i love the 'y'
i love the 'o'
i love the 'u'
put them together
and i love 'you'

Jan

Believe me

Believe me, you are the one,
Whom my heart finds,
Whom my mind reminds me of,
Whom my destiny wants,
Whom I love the most

Jan

For u

..i::::i.. *. *, *
(+.+). *... for
(""""") * YOU!'
(.........) . . * . *

Jan

love u

I. -. -.
L ", "U
O ". "O
V E Y

Jan

I love u

(V) I
' (' ' ' ' v '''') loves
'-.-' you!

Jan

Age

(..) 18 years
) . (
(Y)

(o)(o) 25 J.
) . (
(Y)

(O)(O) 35 J.
) . (
(Y)
Time too
change!

Jan

Dancing

o Keep
l on
/> dancing

o Keep
l on
< > dancing

o Keep
l on
< \ dancing

o Keep
l on
< > dancing

Jan

Where are you

()" .'.()
((T))
(oe) (oe)
Where are you?
().'. "()
((T))

(oe) (oe)

()" .'.()
((T))
(oe) (oe)

()".'."()
((T))
(oe) (oe)
Oh there!

Jan

Dol

()()
- -
(Y)
m m
()()
o o
(Y)
m m

Jan

Baby

()...() Mach me
(o o) that
/(..) Hengst
/"" baby!!!

Jan

You dear

/)/) I HAVE
=(';')= YOU
,,("),("),, DEAR!

Jan

Gud night

. + . * . * . +
*. Good one + +
. * Night . *. +
. * + . * .

Jan

Love

/)/) /)/)
=(';')= =(';')=
,,("),("), ,("),("),,
You & I

Jan

Beep

Beep, beep
("< ("<, beep
() () I have
"" you dear!

Jan

1

o,, o /),/)
( ' ; ' ) ( ' ; ' )
(,,)--(,,)(,,)--(,,)
U'n ME forever..
and of ever and more ever!

Jan

God asked me

God asked me " what did u earn in your life till 2 day...?"
I just replied
" I'll surely earn few tears from d eyes of Person reading dis msg when I die.
& She come with me"

Jan

Door Wadiyon

Door waadiyoN mein dhundley badal
chupkar parbat se milne ka intzaar karte hain,
Dil mein tamaam hasarteiN liye hum aapka intzaar karte hai

Jan

Brain is the Most outstanding organ

Brain is the Most outstanding organ
of the human body,
it works for 24 hours 365 days right
from your birth until you fall in love.

Jan

L o v e Is Lot Like

L o v e
Is Lot Like
A Backache...
It Doesn't Show Up On X-rays.......
But
You Know
Its There .......

Jan

I love

I loved the way you lookd at me.
I love the way you held me.
I loved the way you tlkd to me.
But most of all;( i loved the way you loved me!