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Wo kya cheez
Wo kya cheez hai jo din rat dorti hai magr us k koi paaon nahi hote?
Ans: Waqt
Archive for May 2010
Wo kya cheez
Wo kya cheez hai jo hathi jitni bari hai mgr uska wazan koi nahi hota?
Ans:-
Hathi ka saya
Position pe h
1) Agar aap race mein doosray number pe aanay walay ko overtake kar gaye toh aap kaunsi position pe h? Ans:2nd
Challnge
(Challnge) Ans>> Nawasi(89)
Purane zmane me 1baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
1:apki umr kitni hy?
2:is bchi se apka kia rishta hy?
3:is bakri ki kia qimat hy?
Baba ji ne sirf 1lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
Btaiye wo lafz kia tha?reply mUST.
Humari billi hume hi miyaun
It’s challenge “humari billi hume hi miyaun” Answer is
ise ki english mai translate kar0. .
Rep fast.
My Tutor My Foot
Wo khon si cheez
****************** Wo khon si cheez hai jis ko agar zameen pe painko to nahi tootti, lekin agar pani mein painko to toot jati hai.:-> Ans is.”ReflEctiOn”
wo colour tv hy?
1 black n white tv ko kis tarah proove karo gy k wo colour tv hy? —- Ans>> Black and white bhi tu colours hotay hain ….. Simple
If u r genius…
Aik Gali mein…… bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik …….. aurat guzri Uss ……… aurat ne hath mein ……… pakri thi un …….. bachon ne uss ……. Aurat ki …… gira di.
in 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga,
Reply must
If u r genius…
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CHeni
BEGUM K Aagay
Kitna Baybus Hai Insaan Qismat K Aagay
Her Sapna Toot Jata Hai Haqeqat K Aagay
Jis Ne Kabhi Jhukna Nahi Sekha Duniya Main
Wo Bhi Jhuk Jata Hai BEGUM K Aagay
Tum Ne Kabhi
WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?” HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha…!
For u always
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Some things can nevr be change as my feeling for u always.
karna chora to
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Naak aesi ho jaye gi agar msg karna chora to.
SURPRISE RAKHNA
AEK ADMI MARNAY WALA THA. BACHO NE POCHA: PITAJI AAP MARNE K BAAD JALNA PASAND KROGE YA DAFAN HONA? PITAJI: ABHI MAIN KUCH NHI KEH SAKTA. WESE, MARNE K BAAD MERE LIYE ISAY SURPRISE RAKHNA….:)
Reply milta hi hai!!
Geeta Sar : – SMS kar aur bhool ja,
reply ki apeksha mat rakh, kiya hua SMS kabhi veyarth nahi
jaata Sabko apne kiye hue SMS ka reply milta hi hai!!
Hurry home
A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams “why did you not take him to the hospital?” doctor replies “because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!
Her Name is
Dis message is 2 help a poor girl who dnt evn hav cloths 2 wear in chiling winter..By sendin this msg donate money 4 her . . . MALIKA SHERAWAT
Her Name is
Nahi bataya
Bapu ne kaha izzat karni hai to wife ki karo,khayal rakna hai to wife ka rakho,pyar karna hai to wife se karo, magar kis ki wife sala ye bapu ne nahi bataya.
Always trust...
walk with me when ur heart needs company ,
take my hand when u feel all alone ,
turn to me when u need someone to learn ,
bcoz i m a frnd u can always trust.....
Khaas nahi
Koi tumse puche kaun hu main?
Tum keh dena koi khaas nahin..
Ek dost hai kaccha pakka sa,
Ek jhooth hai aadha saccha sa,
Jazbat ke mann pe ek parda sa,
Bas ek bahana accha sa....
Jo paas hokar bhi paas nahi..
par us se chupa koi raaz nahi..
Koi tumse puchhe kaun hu mai?
Tum kah dena koi khaas nahi.
Hurt a lot...
what touches us the most is,Being hurt by some one u trust a lot....or being trusted by someone u have hurt a lot.....
Large nations
The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.
Every difficulty
A negative thinker see a difficulty in every opportunity,A positive thinker see an opportunity in every difficulty
End of the world
the greatest right in the world is not right to be right but right to be wrong!mistakes are there to be corrected!by the way,it is not the end of the world.
Takes the beat
Love & Death are 2 Uninvited Guest,
When They comes nobody knows.
But do the same works,
One takes Heart and the other takes the beat...
Had license.
Student at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can't give u
Student Shows Engineering Id-Card
Chemist: oh sorry i didn't know u had license...
Gujar jati h
Hakikt m jeena aadat bn jati h,
Sapno ki duniya berang nazar aati h,
Koi intjaar karta h zindgi k liye,
Or kisi ki zindgi intzaar m gujar jati h,
Bna rehta hai.
Woh shaksh meri jaan bna rehta hai,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bna rehta hai,
Koi yaad krta hai usko kitni shidat se,
Woh janta hai magar anjaan bna rehta hai.
Love u again........
Very Spacial msg 4 u:
Hurt a true heart as many times as u want, it would not stop loving u.
but if u cheat a true heart, it would not hurt u but it would not dare to love u again........
Because of you.....
A nice and cute thought:
Life is not just waiting for someone who is made for you.
But life is living for someone who lives because of you.........
Remember it
water comes out...
Unbetable lines:
Our body is fully made of water but whenever it hurts, blood comes out,
Our 'Heart' is full of blood but whenever it hurt d water comes out...
Sath hu m..
Jo koi smjh na paye wo baat hu m,
Jo dhal k nayi subah laye wo raat hu m,
Chale jate h log dunia se rishte bna kr,
Jo na kbhi chhute,wo sath hu m..
Pehachan sake
Dost aisa ho jo hme apna maan ske,
Dil me chupe dard ko ek pal me jaan sake,
Chal rhe ho jab tej barish me hum,
Chehre ki bundo me ansu pehachan sake,
Rihai nahi milti....
Lehron se samunder ki gahrai nahi milti,
Pankh hone se akash ki uchai nahi milti,
yu to kat jata hai waqt,Beet jate hai lamhe,
Pr yado se kabhi rihai nahi milti....
Roming lg jaye
Jo mujhe bhul jaye?
uska mobile tootjaye,
charger jl jaye,
SIm lock ho jaye,
Software udjaye,
Local call pr ISD ka bill aaye,
Local area m b Roming lg jaye.
Bhige kapde
Barsat ki raat 1 bhigi ladki bhiga badan
bhige honth
bhigi zulfe
bhige kapde
sundarakeli use dekh kr dil ne kaha
ye kl 100% bimar hogi
Bhul jaane ki...
Yaad kisi ko krna ye baat nahi jatane ki,
Dil pr chot dena adat hai zamane ki,
Hum aap ko yaad bilkul nahi karte,
Kyonki yaad krna to ek nishani h bhul jaane ki...
Baaj nahi aati...
Jina chahta hun pr jindgi raas nahi aati,
Marna chahta hu magar maut pas nahi aati,
bahut udas h hum is jindgi se or,
Unki yaad h jo tadpane se baaj nahi aati...
Free hit bna diya
Mere ishq ki bowling ne uske dil ka wicket gira diya,
Lekin meri takdir to dekho, uska baap umpire tha,
Mere ball ko no ball dekr free hit bna diya.
Aap jaisa hai..
Is dosti ka andaj aisa h,
Kya bataye ye raaz kaisa hai,
Koun kahta hai ki aap chand jaise ho
Sach to ye hai ki chand aap jaisa hai..
Mera jurm btaya
Kl raat spne m khuda aaya...
Sja sunane k liye mujhe apni Adalat m bulaya
Meine jb puchi ktha to..
Is hdd tak apse pyar nibhana mera jurm btaya..
I m so cute
Yaar ye kya batmiji hai?
Or teri himmat kaise hui k tu mere bare me sb ko ye btaye
ki m
So sweet, i m so cute, i m so nice,Agar mujhe nzar lg gyi to
Dikte hi nahi
Koi naraz h hmse ki hm kuch likhte nahi,
Kaha se laye lafz jn wo milte hi nahi,
Dard ki zuban hoto bta dete sayad,
Wo jakhm kaise btaye jo Dikte hi nahi
Anjan bahut hai
Jara si jindgi hai arman bahut hai,
humdard nahi koi pr insan bahut hai,
Beshumar hai dard dil ka,
Lekin jo shaks dil ke karib hai wo anjan bahut hai.
Nikalta hai
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hai
Ek wo jinko sacha pyar milta hai
Or
Dusara wo jin ka Kharbuza meetha nikalta hai
Absence felt
Work for a cause & not for applause.
Live life to express & not to impress,
Don't strive to make your presence noticed,
Just make your absence felt.
Pyara mila
Aapki Duao se hme wo sahara mila,
Jo mil na saka wo kinara mila,
Kin Lafzo me baya kre ki,
Jane kitno ki bhid me koi hume itna pyara mila.
Next episode
One boy took a girl to an empty house
The girl was too hot and she was wearing a
Transparent dress through which everything was visible.
The girl laid on the bed and boy went near to her and removed
...to be continued....
Recharge Rs.50 to my num. & enjoy the next episode.
Intezaar Kya Hota H
Tadap kar dekho kisi ki chah me,
Mil jaye har koi yun hi rahon me,
Toh kaise pata chale intezaar kya hota h
Akhir kya hai SMS
Subah SMS
Sham SMS
Din me SMS
Raat me SMS
Ghar me SMS
Office me SMS
Jeena SMS
Marna SMS
Akhir kya hai SMS
??
S=SAB ko
M=Mohabbat
S=se
Great relation
More stars make a sky,
More trees make a forest,
More flowers make a garden..
But, Only 2 hearts make a great relation
Koshish jari h
Aaj ki khabar Girls Hostel me aag lg gyi,
Paas k boys hostel k ladko ne help k,
Aag pe kabu pane me 2 ghnte lge,
Ab ladko pr kaabu pane ki koshish jari h.
Jaana hai
Masoom mohabhat ka bas itna sa fasana hai,
Kagaz ki haveli hai Baarish ka zamana hai,
Kya shart e mohabbat hai,Kya shart e zamana hai,
Awaaz bhi Zakhmi hai or Geet bhi gana hai,
Uss pr utarne ki umeed bhi km hai,
Kashti bhi purani hai or tufaan ko bhi aana hai,
Samjhe ya na samjhe woh andaaz mohabhat ke
ek shakhs ko aankhon se ek her sunana hai,
Bholi si ada fir koi aaj ishq ki zid pr hai phir aaj ka dariya hai,
or dhoob kr jaana hai
Pyara hota h
koyi khud se pyara hota hai,
Koyi dil ka sahara hota hai,
Jaruri nahi jindagi hr kisi se pyari ho,
Aap jaisa insan to jindgi se bhi pyara hota h
Chale aate hai
Aansu ko bahot samjhaya tanhai me aaya karo,
Mehfil me hamara mazak na udaya karo,
Is par aansu tadap kar bola, Itne logo me apko tanha paate hai,
Isliye chale aate hai!
Pahchan hoti hai
Jab do Dilo ki mulakat hoti hai
To Pyar ki Shuruat hoti hai
Lekin jab shaadi hoti hai
To Sachhe pyar ki pahchan hoti hai
Hawa dete hain
Husn wale khub wafaon ka sila dete hain,
Har mod par ek jakhm naya dete hain,
Dost" is jahan mein koi apna nahi,
Jab aag lagti hai to patte bhi hawa dete hain........
Pyare na hote……
Khamosh Raat Ki Pehlu Mein Sitare Naa Hote,
In Rookhi Aankhon mein Rangeen Najare Naa Hote,
Hum Bhi na Karte Parwah
Agar aap Itne Pyare na hote……
Kyu Nhi Ati
Surat Uski Khayalo Se Kyu Nhi Jti
Nind He Ankho M Magar Kyu Nhi Ati
Wo 7 Thi To Mout Ka Khouf Tha Mujko
Ab Me Tnha Hu To Mout Kyu Nhi Ati.
Karte hain
Nakaam si koshish kiya karte hain,
Hum hain ki unse pyar kiya karte hain,
Khuda ne takdir me ek tuta tara nahi likha,
Aur hum hain ki chaand ki aarzu kiya karte hain
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