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29
Jun
Waqt nikala kijiye.
Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye,
Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab,
Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye.
Archive for June 2010
29
Jun
Koi Appse seekhey..
Roshni deker doob jana koi suraj se seekhey..
Dil deker dard lena ki humse seekhey..
kuch na deker Dil lena koi unse seekhey..
SMS leker REPLY na kerna koi Appse seekhey..
29
Jun
Bhahana chahti hoon
AJEEB larki hoon khud ko jalana chahti hoon
Main khud ko raakh kr ke kahin bhool jana chahti hoon
Mere naseeb ki khushiyan bhi kab mili muj ko
Bas ab to umer bhar aansoo bhahana chahti hoon
29
Jun
CHALO sms karo
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SO rahe ho KYA?
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GHOORO MAT
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AANKHEIN KHOLO
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DONO KHOLO
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CHALO sms karo:
29
Jun
Pyar Bhara Paigam Tera.
Intezar Hota hai har Sham Tera
Her Raat Kati hai le Kar Naam Tera
Kaafi Dino Se Dil Main Ek Umeed Hai
Kabhi To Aayega Pyar Bhara Paigam Tera.
29
Jun
Memories to fade.
Looking back on all these years,
All the smiles and all the tears,
I never want these memories to fade.
29
Jun
EK TO BHEJO PLEASE
EK MSG ROZ, KEEP YOUR FRIEND CLOSE, EK DIN ME PAANCH DOSTI MAI NA AYE AANCH, EK DIN MAI DUS MILE DOSTI KA RUS, EK DIN MAI BIS, PHELE EK TO BHEJO PLEASE.
29
Jun
No guts to Disturb
You May Have 3 Reasons for Not Messaging Me:
1. No Balance.
2. No Free SMS Package.
Or
3. No guts to Disturb a Prince.
29
Jun
Smart lagte ho…
Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho…
29
Jun
Mainu SMS Karo.
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(! ! Dunia
.!!. Walo
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Main Wela Vey Mainu SMS Karo.
26
Jun
Muskurayega
Ek Darwaish Kehta Tha K
Ek Zamana Aayega K
Ek Dost Dosre ko Dil se SMS Karega
Or
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Dosra Kanjoos Bas Parh Kar Muskurayega. :-)
26
Jun
App ke naam krun
Socha aap ko phone krun socha aap se baat krun phir socha aik mulakat krun phir socha kiun na intezaar krun, phir socha kiun na aik kaam krun 1 pyara sa sms app ke naam krun
26
Jun
Me everyday!!
Dil mein ek shor ho raha hai,
bina SMS dil bore ho raha hai,
Kahin aisa tho nahin ke ek pyara sa dost,
mujhse door ho raha hai.
23
Jun
Both r essential in life
Never reject a girl in life bcoz a gud girl gives u Happiness
and bad girls gives u experience.
**Both r essential in life…,**
So enjoy every girl Friend…..!
23
Jun
Bina ghar adhoora hai
Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai,
Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai,
Biwi ke bina ghar adhoora hai!
AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI
23
Jun
Day I met You
Once upon a time, something happened to me.
It was the sweetest thing that ever could be
it was a fantasy, a dream come true.
It was the day I met u!
23
Jun
Jise pyar karte ho
Golden words:
Agar tum jise pyar karte ho
Ose na pa suko to……..!!
Us ka number muje de do
Kya pata mere sath set ho jaye..!!:-)
23
Jun
STOP MESSAGING
Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ IFE
ends wen U stop dreaming
Ξ
Ξ
ΞΞΞ OVE
ends wen U stop believing
Ξ_Ξ
Ξ Ξ ope
ends wen U stop hearing &…
Ξ
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MIS U WHEN U STOP MESSAGING
23
Jun
Bhai Kitne Hain
Iqrar-e-Mohabat Koi Jurm Tou Nahin “NASIR”
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Bas Itna Pata Karo K Larki K Bhai Kitne Hain..
23
Jun
Kuchh aur hai
Kaju, badam, pista. .
All dryfruits are tasty but
they are nothing in comparison 2 u bcoz... Abey!
"KHAJUR" teri baat hi kuchh aur hai.
23
Jun
Ooltay hotay hain
Wese to ap k saray he kam ooltay hotay hain,
bas ek mobile hi hai jo ap sedha pakarte hain.
Aj zara is mobile ko bhi oolta pakrain or ye parhain
6u!l!ws d33>l
n ss!w I
23
Jun
Kiss is a kiss
A hug is a hug & a kiss is a kiss,
without u in my life baby luv is what I'll miss.
U took me by the hand & u swept me off my feet.
So plz understand that u make my life complete.
23
Jun
Contact with cute girl
Philosophy of boys
flirt wth innocent girl
frindship with charming girl
contact with cute girl
love with sincere girl
&marriage with
JESI AMMI KI MARZI
23
Jun
Na kisi aur ka
*INTIZAR HAi*
Na Raat ka,
Na Din ka,
Na Subha ka,
Na Shaam ka,
Na kisi aur ka
Agar
*INTIZAR HAI*
Hay to bus aap k piyaar bhare
sms ka.
23
Jun
Uski DOLI Jo Uthi
Äag Jo DiL Main Lagi Hai,
Zamane Main Laga Dun Ga,
Uski DOLI Jo Uthi,
TO
TO
To
To
To
To
To
To
To
Koi Baat Nahin
Main DOSRI Phasa loon ga
23
Jun
Bheja ja raha hai.
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain.
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected.
BHIKHARIYON ko bheja ja raha hai.
23
Jun
Watching TV?
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
23
Jun
You are lovely
Some say you are ugly,
Some say you are jungly,
Some say you are pugly,
but I say you are lovely.
23
Jun
Do u love me?
Boy proposes 2 a girl.
Boy- do u love me?
Girl- shakal dekhi hai apni! isse acha to mai sucide kr lun!
Boy- kamine mar jayegi pr 1garib k kaam nhi aayegi.;-)
23
Jun
Itna chota nahin Rishta
Itna chota nahin Rishta humara,
“Kaisay soch lia k aa gaya kinara,
“Lo ho gai ap k Mobile mein Roshni,
“Dekho aa gaya phir SMS hamara.
23
Jun
KISS is a key of love
KISS is a key of love,
LOVE is a lock of marriage,
MARRIAGE is a box of CHILDREN,
CHILDREN are cause of population,
Population is problem of World
so
stop
KISSING
&save World
23
Jun
Nahi nahati hai.
Aati hai teri yaad der tak aati hai, Jab tu aas paas se guzar jati hai, Main to roz nahta hoon, Tu kyon nahi nahati hai.
23
Jun
Again yesterday
Girlfriend: "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend: "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".
21
Jun
Neend aati hai
Neend aati hai to khwab aata hai Khwab mein ek ladki aati hai,
Ladki ke pichhe uska baap aata hai Phir na neend aati hai na khwab aata hai.
21
Jun
Kha hi jaati hai.
Khudaa jab husn deta hai,
Nazaakat aaa hi jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho
Kamar ball kha hi jaati hai.
21
Jun
I'm crazy for U!
I can't help it, it's not by choice, my heart beats faster,
my knees get weak, my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each &
every moment feels brand new,
I just can't help it I'm crazy for U!
21
Jun
Tum kitni haseen ho
Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,
Larki: choro na
Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,
Larki: choro na tum be
Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoØn.
21
Jun
Ajeeb-o-gharib prani
¤Dosto aaj hum 1 ajeeb-o-gharib prani k bare mein parhengay,
Iss ka naam hai
=GIRLFRIEND=
G haan,
Ye aksar Boyfriend k sath pai jati hai
Inki pasandida chiz Boyfriend ka Balance hai
Inhein aksar Naraz hone ka NATAK karte huay dekhha jata hai
Iss jandar ka sub se khatarnak hathiyar RONA or Emotionally BlackMail karna hota hai,
Girlfrnd rakhne per TENSION naam ki bimari ho jati hai, jo la ilaaj Hai
=MORAL=
Life is Achi withOut a bachi..!
19
Jun
Bhoori aankho wali
Woh reshmi baalo wali, Bhoori aankho wali,
Komal hathon aur naram pairon wali,
Matakati hui andhere me,
Tumhare pass aayegi aur dhire se,
Bolegi.., “Miyaaau”…
19
Jun
Kya Lesson mila?
Teacher: Aapko Shahrukh Khan ki Movie Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi se kya Lesson mila?
Student: Kabhi umeed mat haaro. Kyon k
Shadi Shada Larki bhi fas sakti hai.
19
Jun
You are happy.
What's the difference between your and my smile?
U smile when you are happy and I smile when you are happy.
19
Jun
Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?
Girl:Kia Tum Mere Ashiq Ho ?
Boy:Haan Hoon :)
Girl:To Phir Mujhe 1000 Ka recharge Bhej Do
Boy:Main Tumhara Ashiq Hoon “phone”Walon Ka Daamad Nahi,?:-)
19
Jun
Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You.
if U Want To Express Ur Love.THEN Go infront Of Ur Lover Close Ur feet aNd Say I Love You. . .
becoz “jO jhoot pan Jor kre bola Jaye Wo Pakra Nahi Jata”
19
Jun
Mahsoos Kar Ae
Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar Ae Mere Dost..
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Main Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi “Bachi” Ka Number Nhi Dunga..!
19
Jun
Kya tum kisi
Ek hawa ka jhonka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat si hui,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum hi yeh bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho
19
Jun
Make Things Happy
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and Make Things Happy.
19
Jun
Little Hi to U.
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sumtimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That's why I won't get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
19
Jun
Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai
Ranjha Ne Been Bajaai,
Or heer Dor Ke Aai.
Mujnu Ne Bansuri Bajaai,
Or laila Bhag K Aai.
Or Hum Ne Sirf Seeti Bajaai,
Or Woh zalim
“BAAp”Ko Le Aai…;-)
19
Jun
Happy Mothers Day…
Latest way 2 propose a girl…
Boy: Excuse me..!
Girl: Jee…
Boy: Mere hone wale Bachon ki taraf se apko Happy Mothers Day…
19
Jun
Jhalak Dekhla ja
1 Larka 1 Larki ko
windows se ishara kr k bola
“jhalak Dekhla ja jhalak DkhLa ja”
Larki chapal Utar k boli
“Ek Bar aja aja aja
aja, aa ja”…..
19
Jun
Jiski hai pyari hr ek ada…
Ek pyari si surat, Ek masum sa chehra,
2 jheel si ankhe, Kuchh mithi mithi baate,
Ek nazuk ada, Kuchh masti kuchh maza,
Thodi si shrarat, Bahut sari mohabbat,
Ek bholi si muskan, Ooncha udne ka armaan,
Sabse alag sabse juda, Jiski hai pyari hr ek ada…
Thnx, Aap ne MERE bare me itna padha.
19
Jun
Loved by you?
A smile to put you on high.
A kiss to set your soul alright.
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
19
Jun
Year older..?
Height of diplomacy?
Forgeting GF’s b’day
and later telling her –
How can I remember ur B’day Honey
wen u never luk a year older..?
19
Jun
Earth is round..
good boys are found in every corner of the earth..
BUT
unforunately the earth is round..
19
Jun
Diploma le k dita a!
Larka:Friendship karo gi?
Larki:Nai mere parents ijazat nai dete
Larka:Bari gal kiti a
te mere maa peyo ne kera menu bachi phasan da diploma le k dita a!
19
Jun
Always there !!!
Friendship is like a glass
handle it with care
because once broken cannot be mended
and even if mended....
a crack is always there !!!
19
Jun
Karke paap karta hoon.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta hoon,
Insan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun,
Isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.
19
Jun
Be careful when a girl
Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!
19
Jun
And I feel U
Whenever I miss u I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs.
I just put my right hand across my chest and I feel U
19
Jun
True Love…!!
True Love…
Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.
19
Jun
Government imposing new taxes
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don’t worry,
flirting is still free.
19
Jun
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
Wo Stop Pe Thi
Me Dekhta Raha,
Himat Ki UsKe Paas Gya
Kaha “CHANDA”.
UsNe Foran 10 Rs Nikaly
Mene Hairat Se Pocha
Ye Kya?
UsNe Pyar Se kaha:
“ChandA.
19
Jun
Ban sakte Ho
Is me koi shak nahi ke U r Sweet, U r caring,
U r Intelligent, U r Attractive,U r smart, U r Reliable,
Thoda aur Improve Karo to Mere Jaise Ban sakte Ho
19
Jun
Bumb phank kar jaya
pathan apni ma say: hum bara ho kay airforce main jaye ga,
ma: peta mujay kasay pata chalay ga kay is jahaz main mera beta hay,
Beta: jub hum ghar kay uper say guzray ga to hum bumb phank kar jaya karay ga
19
Jun
Height of Flirting
Height of Flirting: Writing a love letter with the title as
'To Whom So Ever It May Concern'
19
Jun
Like a freak
I like it when you touch my skin
I like it when youre inside deep
I like it when youre close to me
I like it, like it, like a freak
19
Jun
Waht is gull form of Darry Milk.
waht is gull form of Darry Milk.
D- Darling
A- Always
I- I
R- Remember
Y- You
M- Meet
I- Immediately
L- Lovely
K- Kiss
So, Therfore they want from us. isliye Girls “DARRY MILK” Mangti HAi…
19
Jun
TiP Of the DAY
“TiP Of d DAY”
Kisi ki shakal dekh kar uska mazaak mat uraao…
H0 sakta hai ke usne tum se zyada ladkiya phansaayi hon.”
19
Jun
Hum ko acha lagta hai
I miss u rozana, After breakfast & khana,
Ab tum zyada mat itrana, Hum ko acha lagta hai,
Aap ko ullu banana.. ; )
19
Jun
Saath main
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai,
bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main
19
Jun
Aur khabardar is
.***.
* 1 *
'***'
Ye
Lo
1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to.
19
Jun
Vacancy in my Heart
Vacancy in my Heart 4 a True Friend
Eligibility: Loving & Caring,
Duty: To Luv,
Experience: Not required,
Salary: Never Ending Luv,
Joining: A.B,
R U interested?
19
Jun
But my father did.
Girl: Xcuse me brother dats my seat
Boy: OK but i m not ur brother.
My father never touched ur mom
Girl: True, but my father did.
Moral:
Dont be over smart:-
19
Jun
Kamini he ek bat per
Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chhat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehti
19
Jun
Proposal or weather
Boy: U r sunshine of my life,
without U life is cloudy,
U r in my heart like rainy water 4 barren land
Girl: Janu! Is it proposal or weather report?
19
Jun
Cute hotay hain na?
Boy: Mujh se shadi karo gi…?
Girl: kia?
Boy: Achi film hai na!
Girl: Kuttay k bachay…
Boy: What!!??
Girl: Kitnay cute hotay hain na?
15
Jun
Mumtaz hoti hai.
Hr nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Hr dil mein ek chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hr ek k liye tajmahal banana,
Kyunki hr dil mein 4-5 mumtaz hoti hai.
15
Jun
TALWAR Uthaaney ki
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
Katl karna hai to NAYAN se kar,
TALWAR mein kya rakha hai
ki na ho takleef,
ki na ho takleef,
Mujhe sir jhukane ki
aur tumhein TALWAR Uthaaney ki
15
Jun
Bhool jaon To
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’…
Bhool jaon To samajh lena k
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Shadi ho gai hai.
Meri (-,-) ok _//_
15
Jun
For over speed.
santa: A sincere traffic police was suspended from his job.
Banta: Why?
santa: Because he charged the ambulance for over speed.
15
Jun
Duniya kadmo me gir jaygi
U can impres anybody by your talent style,
smartness,
intelligence,
&
attitude
&
if that is not enough tel them
"I your_mane frnd"
Duniya kadmo me gir jaygi
15
Jun
Ladkiya shant hui.
Ek newspaper me chapa"50%"
"ladkiya bevkof hoti hai"
Is pr ladkiyo ne khub halla machaya.
Fir chapa"50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti"
tab jakr ladkiya shant hui.
15
Jun
Best phrase said by shakespeare
Best phrase said by shakespeare
"when any one lies to u,
its not his fault!
Actualy its yours
B'coz you didn't give him enough space to tell the truth..."
15
Jun
LENAY GAYE HAiN
1997
->LARKi Se Milna Bohat Mushkil Tha WAJA
->Us K 6 BHAi Ghar Par
Hotay Thay
2010
->LARKi Se Milna Bohat Asaan WAJA
->Us K 6 BHAi Cheeni LENAY GAYE HAiN
15
Jun
Main Maa Banne wali hun
Premika – main Maa Banne wali hun
Premi – kay bakvas kar rahi ho
KAHANI ME TWIST H
Premika – Bakvas nahi, me tumhare bap se shadi karke tumhari maa banne wali hu.
15
Jun
Sandle Utari To
Bus Stop Pe Larki Ko Dekh Kr Larka Bola:
"Tu To Meri Jan Hai ,Tu Mera Eeman Hai,
Larki Ne Sandle Utari To Larka Bola:
"Mein B Pakistani Hun, Tu B Pakistani He.
15
Jun
Phr b tu na mili
Rules of BOYS
Tjhe pane k liye kuch b kr skta hun
Tere pyar me ji aur mr skta hun,
phr b tu na mili to ghm nhi,
ye formula me dusri pe b try kr skTa Hn
15
Jun
Seene vich tha karke..!!
Tere hathon mitran ne hona ae katal,
Munde tainu kehnde baaran bor di rafal,
Asin wekhnae khud nu tabah karke,
Aaja waj ja bandook diye goliyee ni seene vich tha karke..!!
15
Jun
Hum ko bhool na jaana
Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho,
khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah,
Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah;
Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah,
hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah
15
Jun
U R as Strong As
U R as Strong As Rum, as fine as WINE as cool as BEER as
classy as WHISKY as sophisticated as VODKA & belive Me l'm
fully TALLI on U
15
Jun
Mujhe pahle hi pata
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth,
Yeh Thartharata bua badan,
Yeh ladkhadati aawaz,
Mujhe pahle hi pata tha ki Tumhe MALARIA hai.
15
Jun
Naseeb main nahi hai
Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..
15
Jun
I feel like crying
Jab tumhe dekhu my dil start flying
Tumse baat kare to I keep trying
Jab tu door jaye I feel like crying
Are itna tension mat lo I was joking.
15
Jun
GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..
DIL KA AASHIYAN HUM NAHI SAJATE,
BAGHON MAIN PHOOL HUM NAHIN KHILATY,
HUMARI 1 PASAND SE TOOT JAYENGE 1000 DIL,
IS LIYE HUM GIRLFRIEND NAHI BANATE..
15
Jun
Liye kafi hota h
Girlfrnd chahe jitni b buri ban jaye,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jaye,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota h;->
15
Jun
Newton’s “First Law of Kamina pan”
Newton’s “First Law of Kamina pan”
“Every kamina continues to do kaminapan unless or until a thappar or a sandal with a velocity of 200m/s hit upon his head by a lovely girl. This force is called bezzati, which is directly propotional to sharmindagi, but Beghairati remains constant…
15
Jun
HASEEN Lagti Ho.
Kabhi Tum Black & White
Kabhi Rangeen Lagti Ho.
Kabhi Tum Shabnam Shabnam
Kabhi Tum Clean Lagti Ho.
Kabhi Tum Khatti Meethi
Kabhi Namkeen Lagti Ho.
Kuch Bhi Kaho Tum Hum Se
Par Humen To Tum Barri HASEEN Lagti Ho.
15
Jun
Nhi lg rhi ho
Boy: Suit acha pehna hai
lrki:Thnx
Boy:lipstik boht achi lgai hai
lrki:Thx
Boy:makeup b boht acha kia hai
lrki:Thx ‘BHAI’
Boy:khubsrt phr b nhi lg rhi ho
15
Jun
Geya Bhoot!!
Baari barsi khatan geya si,
Khat ke lyanda "Sehtoot",
Tusi ta sute e reh gaye,
tuhadi "kisi" ley geya Bhoot!!
15
Jun
Live for you.
This is a moon which learns from you,
That is a sun which respects you,
There are stars which shine for you,
And here… It’s me who live for you.
15
Jun
Ki raat ko aya.
Dil ne chaha tha ki chand ke har tukde par tera naam likh du,
Magar kambakhat ye khyal hi amavas ki raat ko aya.
15
Jun
Aur bhi hein.
Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.
15
Jun
WAH WAH kiya
Hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,
Auro ko to thik ham ko bhi tabah kiya,
Pesh kiya jab gazlo me unki bevafai ko,
Auro ne to thik unhone bhi WAH WAH kiya.
15
Jun
Ho jati hai..
Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,
Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai..
15
Jun
Indian Girl’s TOP 10 lies
Indian Girl’s TOP 10 lies-
1. I love u
2. Im single
3. Im not like other
4. I m very sincear with u
5. I m only your’s
6. U can trust me…
7. I cnt marry u, family wont agree
8. Talk to you later, need to take my mum somewhere.
9. You are my life, can’t even think of living without u…
10. Call you back inabit.
Send to all Boys to warn them and snd to girls so they can laugh coz they knw its true…;-)
15
Jun
Ghar ja rahi hoon.
Larkay nay car rok kar larki say poocha “miss aap lift laina pasand karain ghee”?
Larki “naheen main 2 dafa lift lay chukey hoon ab apnay ghar ja rahi hoon.
15
Jun
Strong Hearts Believe In
Love is An Illusion!
Its A Highly Dependency Disorder Of Weak Heart People.
People With Strong Hearts Believe In FLIRTING. :-)
15
Jun
Sedhi nhi hoti.
Larkon ki Setting:
First call: Sorry galati say no dial ho gia
2nd call: Name bta dain.
3rd call: Aap muj se dosti karain ge
4th call: I love u.kia hum mil skte hen
5th call: Kal aap k sath jo aap ki dost thi, us ka no chaye tha.
6th call: I was joking me tmhare elawa kisi k baray mai soch b nhi skta. Ainda kbi aisa nai kahon ga.
7th call: Tm muj se bht pyar krti ho na. apni dost ka no. de do plz.
Moral: Kutay ki Dum kabi sedhi nhi hoti..
15
Jun
With someone
God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful.... as U!
15
Jun
Chance to go to Moon
If I get a chance to go to Moon,
My great wish is I will draw your
face on the Moon so that through out the night ,
wherever I got can see your face.
15
Jun
Ho gaya hai.
Night was dark Moon was high Boy stopped bike Girl asked why? He came close..
She felt shy.. &
he said "Dhakka Maar Herion Petrol Khatam ho gaya hai."
15
Jun
Show Jeete Ga .
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..
14
Jun
Hai hi Farheen se
Shadi ka wada kia Perveen se,
Warna mohabbat to thi Nasreen se,
Anjane men sab kehdia Mehreen se,
Kia haal hua tha pocho Samreen se,
Ab umeed hai sirf Noreen se,
Lekin baat banegi Sabreen se,
Ya phir dekho Ambreen se,
Nahi to shayed Nosheen se,
Or hosakta hai k Zareen se,
Warna setting to hai hi Farheen se
14
Jun
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
NEW STYLE OF FLIRTING:
Boy 2 a girl: Ap meri pehli biwi ki tarah lag rahi hain..
Girl: Apki kitni biwiyan hain?
Boy: Ek bhi nahi..
14
Jun
Have A CAKE
Press Down To Have A CAKE
.
.
.
.
Where Is Cake?
Kya Hua
Cake Chahiye
Tum
Pehle Hi Itne Sweet Ho Phir Cake Khao Gi To
SUGAR Ho Jayegi.
14
Jun
Your Performance.
A Highly Successful Flirter Was Once Asked:
Which One is Your Best Girlfriend?
He Replied: The Next One.
MORAL:
Always Aim high & Continuously Improve Your Performance.
14
Jun
Hazaron ko dekha.
Teri arzoo main humne Baharon ko dekha!
Teri Zustzo main humne Sitaron ko dekha!
Nahi mila tum se badhkar in nigahon ne hazaron ko dekha.
14
Jun
Heart burn like hell
The moment I first saw you, you warmed my heart,
the second time you made little flames and now you make my heart burn like hell!
14
Jun
You want me
If you delete this sms.
You love me,
If you keep it,
You want me,
If you ignore it,
You adore me,
If you send it back,
You can’t live without me Now what will u do? Tell me !!
14
Jun
Be patient
If people says you are crazy, be patient. If they say you are monkey, relax.
If they say you are stupid,
be cool but if They say you are smart,
Thapad maar sale ko.
14
Jun
Dosti karo college
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dil wali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
14
Jun
Jaya karte hain
Jo nazar se guzar jaya karte hain
Woh sitare aksar toot jaya karte hain
Kuch log dard ko bayaan nahi karte
Bus chup chap bikhar jaya karte hain
14
Jun
Aise hi aaja
Boy: Jaaneman, is dil mein aaja!
Gal: Sandal utaaroon kya?
Boy: Are pagli, yeh koi mandir thodi hai, aise hi aaja!
14
Jun
Sweet Person Like
24'
Sweet Hours Make 1 Sweet Day,
'7'
Sweet Days Make 1 Sweet Week,
'4'
Sweet Week Makes 1 Sweet Month,
But...
'1' Sweet Person Like You
Makes The Whole Life Sweet.
"Its True".
14
Jun
Cream lagane se
Koi b Cream lagane se kuch nhi hota.
Sunder bana h to khub Rutho,
coz,
Koi hasina jb ruth jati h to aur b HASEEN ho jati he
14
Jun
Saath saath main
Jaane yeh kaisa naata hai, bas tera naam hi aata hai zubaan par,
din ya raat me, le ke tera haath haath mein,
rahunga tere saath saath main.
14
Jun
Live without u
I got a x-ray 2 day and they found u in my heart.
the doctor said if they took u out i would die coz i could not
live without u
14
Jun
Nalayak koi nahi!
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi!
14
Jun
Chances full hai
class ki har ladki ek phool hai
unhe chahna ek bhool hai
jo unki soch me gul hai
uski compartment ke chances full hai
14
Jun
Nazar aati hai.
Tajmahal ki imarat her aashiq ko mohabbat ki misaal nazar aati hai.
Main kis kis ke liye taj banwaun mujhe to her ladki mumtaz nazar aati hai.
14
Jun
Main Main..
Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,
Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur
Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh
Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?
Tum Ya Main ?
Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,
Main Main..
13
Jun
THINK ABOUT ME
Think Big. Think Positive. Think Smart.
Think Beautiful. Think Great.
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut.
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
13
Jun
Network Konsa Hai
???Pathan Mobile Company Mai Job Lene Gaya:
Pehle He Sawal Ka Jawab Dene Pr Use Maar Kar Bhaga Diya
Sawal Tha?
Subse Mashoor Network Konsa Hai?
.
.
.
Pathan: Cartoon Network.
13
Jun
Papu Pass Ho Gaya
School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.
Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....
13
Jun
Gale me naag
Biwi ne bade pyar se pati ki gale mein baahein dali, aur puchha - kaisa lag raha hai?
Pati bola: Jaise bhagwan sanker k gale me naag.
13
Jun
Repeter rakh do!
Woman: Sir , mein apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera doosra ladkaa bhi hai , jo iskaa twin hai. Mein uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Ajit: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!
12
Jun
Ko Yahien Daba Do.
Police Wala Apne Bache Se:
Beta Tumhara Result Acha Nahi Aya
Aj Se Tumhara Khelna T.V Dekhna Band.
Bacha:
Ye 50 Rs Pakro Or Is Bat Ko Yahien Daba Do.
12
Jun
Engineers do it with precision
Engineers do it with precision.
Electrical engineers are shocked when they do it.
Electrical engineers do it on an impulse.
Electrical engineers do it with large capacities.
Electrical engineers do it with more frequency and less resistance.
Electrical engineers do it with more power and at higher frequency.
Mechanical engineers do it with stress and strain.
Mechanical engineers do it with less energy and greater efficiency.
Chemical Engineers do it in fluidized beds.
City planners do it with their eyes closed.
Petroleum engineers do it with lubrication.
Reservoir engineers do it thorougly and with lot of simulation.
Drilling engineers do it with smooth penetration aided by lubrication, frequent short wiper tripps, and at the end slug is pumped before they pull out.
12
Jun
Under development
Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete,
two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.
12
Jun
Real Engineers
Real Engineers consider themselves well dressed if their socks match.
Real Engineers buy their spouses a set of matched screwdrivers for their birthday.
Real engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.
Real Engineers repair their own cameras, telephones, televisions, watches, and automatic transmissions.
Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day?"
12
Jun
Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks
Pick-Up Lines to use on Engineering Chicks
I won't stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.
Let's convert our potential energy to kinetic energy.
Wanna come back to my room and see my 166mhz Pentium?
How about you and I go back to my place and form a covalent bond?
You're sweeter than glucose.
We're as compatible as two similar Power Macintoshes.
Wanna see the programs in my HP-48GX?
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen.
You're hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power!
My love for you is like a concave up function because it is always increasing.
12
Jun
Top Ten Things Engineering School
Top Ten Things Engineering School didn't Teach You
1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.
2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.
3. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.
4. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.
5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.
6. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?
7. Managers , not engineers, rule the world.
8. Always try to fix the hardware with software.
9. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.
10. Dilbert is not a comic strip, it's a documentary.
A start-up engineer is someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had, in a way you don't understand.
12
Jun
Build targets
What's the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers?
Mechanical engineers build weapons.
Civil engineers build targets.
12
Jun
Red-rubber-ball
Three men: a project manager, a software engineer, and a hardware engineer are helping out on a project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "Normally I would grant you three wishes, but since there are three of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The hardware engineer went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him on off to St. Thomas.
The software engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Mediterranean with no money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Mediterranean.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them both back after lunch" replied the project manager.
A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer were all given a red rubber ball and told to find the volume.
The mathematician carefully measured the diameter and evaluated a triple integral.
The physicist filled a beaker with water, put the ball in the water, and measured the total displacement.
The engineer looked up the model and serial numbers in his red-rubber-ball table.
12
Jun
Report 2 my bedroom
i hereby place u under arrest 4 violating code 0569 -
distracting public with ur xtreme good looks &sex
appeal.remain silent & report 2 my bedroom
12
Jun
Engineering student
Q. Prove 2/10=2
Ans by :
Art student: Out of syllabus
Commerce student: ye problem hi galat hai
Medical student: Its strange yaar kaise aaya hoga?
Engineering student: ITs so easy!
two/ten = wo/en
w=2, o=2, e=2,n=1
=2*2/2*1
=4/2
=2
engies nvr ask ans kya hai
dey only ask
ans kya lana hai
12
Jun
Hain Chappal
Kal Tak Jinse Be-Rukhi Mein Khayi Thhi Chappal,
Aaj Unhin Ko Ve Laake De Rahe Hain Chappal.
12
Jun
Next life,
If I can choose my brother in next life,
it’ll b u (if u gift me a Mercedes Benz 2morrow). :)
Love you always. Happy Raksha Bandhan.
12
Jun
Sent by God
My Dear Brother is one
of the most precious
gift sent by God.
Happy Raksha Bandhan to you.
12
Jun
Take care
Never ever thought we will not be together this day. I am really missing you very much. The Rakhi you send is very good, it’s looking great on my wrist. I just pray that we will be together on every Rakhi from next year. May God bless you with lot of happiness, love and success. Take care.
Missing You
12
Jun
Stronger everyday
I waited long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi
on my wrist and pray for my well being.
Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
12
Jun
Bandhan sweety
I want 2 tell u,
during the times when we fought,
my love was in a different mood.
Happy Raksha Bandhan sweety!
12
Jun
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi
The warmth of Ur love is
all I need during cold times.
Happy Raksha Bandhan Didi.
12
Jun
After our fights
Scroll dwn
if u Hate me
i dont beliv
u’re scrollin
I Hate u 2
Hate u
hate u
STILL
SCROLLING?
.
.
.
But after
our fights
I LOVE U
HAPPY
RAKSHA
BANDHAN
12
Jun
Blood related.
I am sure you are not going to
tie Rakhi for me this year and forever.
But let me tell you this.
You are my sweetest little sis
though we are not blood related.
12
Jun
Stronger Everyday.
I Long For The Day Through The Year
That You So Ceremoniously Tie Rakhi
On My Wrist And Pray For My Well Being.
Dear Sis, I Wish That Our Bond Grows Stronger Everyday.
12
Jun
Smiles too!
Do U know that,
Fun as a triple scoops,
Sweet as chocolates,
Bright & cheerful as flowers,
Its U
May your wishes come true,
And may each of your days be filled with,
Joy & smiles too!
“HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN”
12
Jun
Meri wish dil se!
Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
12
Jun
Janhit Mai Jaari!
Agar Aap Bus, Train, Plane Ya Kahin Se Bhi Aa Ya Jaa
Rahe Ho Aur Kisi Mahila Ke Haath Mai Phool, Dhaga,
Chain Ya Chamakti Hui Koi Bhi Vastu Dekhen.
To Turant Wahan Se Hat Jayen.
Yeh Vastu Rakhi Ho Sakti Hai.
Aapki Zara Si Laparwahi Apko Bhai Bana Sakti Hai…
Janhit Mai Jaari!!!
12
Jun
I love my sister
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister
12
Jun
I will always be here
We gain and lose things everyday.
But trust me on one thing.
You’ll never lose me.
I will always be here.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
12
Jun
Raksha Bandhan
Rasmalaai?
Nope!
Gulab Jaman?
Nah!
Let Me C..
How Bout Jalebi?
Hmm?
Nope!
Damn!
Still Cant Find
Anything As Sweet
As U.
Happy Raksha Bandhan
12
Jun
Stronger everyday
I long for the day through the year that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and pray for my well being. Dear Sis, I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
12
Jun
Relationship POWERFUL.
Holi is colourful,
Deewali is lightful and brightful,
Rakhi has made our relationship POWERFUL.
12
Jun
Raksha Bandhan
You Are So Cute,
Darling
And Adorable..
Can?t Help
Forming A
Relationship With You?
Please
Accept Me
As Your
Dearest And
Sweetest Behna
Happy Raksha Bandhan
12
Jun
Strongest relationship
Sisters is probably the most competitive relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship
12
Jun
Happy Raksha Bandhan
God could not take care for the whole world
so he has given mothers to each family.
In the same way mother could not take care
for the whole part of our life, so she had given brothers.
Thanks for being my brother.
“Happy Raksha Bandhan”
12
Jun
Anjan PARCEL Mile To
Agar Aapko Koi V Anjan PARCEL Mile To Kripiya Use Na Khole
Usme
BOMB
Ya
RAKHI
Ho Sakti He
Apki Jarasi Laprvahi Apko BHAI Bana Sakti He
12
Jun
Griefs and joys.
To the outside world, we all grow old. But not to brothers and sisters.
We know each other as we always were.
We know each other's hearts.
We share private family jokes.
We remember family feuds and secrets,
family griefs and joys.
12
Jun
Bandhkar Chali Gai
Kya Bataoo Yaaro,
Meri Kismat Ki Kahani,
Kuch Is tarah Likhi Gai,
Jin Hatho Se Gulab Dena Chahta Tha,
Unhi hatho me vo Rakhi Bandhkar Chali Gai
12
Jun
Cannot even remember
This msg is for the most wonderful
sisters of this world —-badi and chhoti.
Thank u didi for always being there on my
side and for helping me in those infinite
ways which I cannot even remember…
12
Jun
Lives long.
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough to make all their differences confusing,
and no matter what we choose to make of this,
we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
12
Jun
Full Form OF RAKHI
R . A . K . H . I
R : Relationship
A : Affection
K : Knitting together
H : Him (Brother) & Her (Sister)
I : Interminably
12
Jun
For Raksha Bandhan
Sky is blue, feel this hue,
my love is for you Bhaiya…always true.
Loads of good wishes for Raksha Bandhan
12
Jun
Bandh K Chali Gai
Indian KurI Phans?I Hmari To Lottry Nikal I
.?.
Hum Ne Date Per Bulaya Wo Sali Rakhi Bandh K Chali Gai.
12
Jun
Circle in deed.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister in
need Will come back to you some day For humanity's a circle in deed.
12
Jun
Raksha Bandhan
U r so cute,
darling
and adorable
.
Can’t help
forming a
relationship with you
.
Plz
accept me
as your
dearest and
sweetest “Behna”
Happy Raksha Bandhan
12
Jun
Sweetend by THOUGHTS.
You are the twinkle of my eyes;
The smile on my lips;
The joy of my face;
Without you I am incomplete.
Relationship doesn’t get closer by meetings
but it is sweetend by THOUGHTS.
12
Jun
HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN
Hey Sis,
When the world goes dark,
Stars are there…
When the journey breaks up,
Hope is there…
When the entire world is vanished,
And you feel left alone…
Tilt your head and look beside you,
Will bring you comfort feeling of
Care and affection molds on you,
As your Brother is always beside you
To pour the special love and affection forever…
[ HAPPY RAKSHA BANDHAN ]
12
Jun
Hath Nhi The
Thakur Ko Tumhari Maa Ne Rakhi Bandhi To Wo Tumhara Kaun Hua?
Kuch Nhi..
Kyun Ki Uske Hath Nhi The
12
Jun
And each other.
Those are the same stars, and that is the same moon,
that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other.
12
Jun
Fasayi hoyi ae
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
12
Jun
Dina da honda ey
Santa:yar kende ne zindgi 4 dina di ey.
banta:aho!
banta:te fer test match kyn 5 dina da honda ey?
12
Jun
Prosperity and success
Akshaya Tritiya is popularly known as Akshya Thiritiya,
Akshaya Trutheeya, Akshaya Tritiiya , Akshaya Trithi
and also called Akha Teej. The day is believed to bring good luck,
eternal prosperity and success
12
Jun
your wish.
Akshaya Tritiya is very sacred and auspicious day.
There is a belief that valuables bought on this special day will bring prosperity,
luck and success. So purchasegold of your wish.
12
Jun
Akshaya Tritiya
Sanskrit Word Akshaya means one that never diminishes.
May this day of Akshaya Tritiya bring you good luck
and success which never diminishes.
Happy Akshaya Tritiya
12
Jun
Family Eid Mubarak.
After 3 days
After 72hrs
After 4320 min
After 259200sec
Every1 will send u this msg but i m the
1st telling u and ur family Eid Mubarak.
12
Jun
Self Control
est Leader - Allah
Guide - Quaran
Lyrics - Aazan
Loyality - Imaan
Request - Dua
Protection - Fitra
Oath - Kalma
Exercise - Namaaz
Self Control - Roza
12
Jun
Pure DIL Se apko
*''""**""''**
Lovly Eid Card
**"""**"""**
"Mohabat s
"Chahat s
"Wafa s
"Khulus s
"Pyar s
"Jazbe se
"ehtram se
"Pure DIL Se apko *~EID~* MUBARAK
12
Jun
Silwa k bhijwa
In mei se k0i bhi 2 c0l0urs slct karien.
Blue
pink
white
grey
black
yell0w
green
red
aur mere lye jaldi se eid k suit silwa k bhijwa dain
Shukriya!
12
Jun
With everyone
We will eat spicy chicken,
and mouthwatering pakoras,
I’ll call my neighbours,
and friends on the street,
may the peace of Allah,
and joy of Eid,
be with everyone
12
Jun
Khete rahe
Eid ke roz bhi majboor the taqdeer se ham
Ro paray mil ke gale aap ki tasveer se ham
aur khete rahe EID MUBARAK...
12
Jun
Each other
From Home to home, and heart to heart,
From one place to another
The warmth and joy of EID,
Brings us closer to each other.
!!Eid Mubarak!!
12
Jun
Say come celebrate..
U fasted,u prayed,
U been good 4 a whole 30 days.
So ur merciful ALLAH gave u a sign,
Out came the moon 2 say come celebrate..
Happy Eid mubarak
12
Jun
khushion ka geet
Sada haste raho jaise haste hain phool,
Duniya ki sare gham tumeh jaye bhool,
Charo taraf phalao khushion ka geet
12
Jun
Pleasure to all
EID is the Combination of 3 meaningful word:
E : Embrace with open Heart.
I: Inspire with impressive attitude,
D: Distribute pleasure to all.
12
Jun
feast of Eid-ul-Fitr
Like the colour of silver,
in the night sky,
the new moon rises,
the holy month has past,
the fasting is over,
tomorrow is the great feast of Eid-ul-Fitr
12
Jun
Eid na guzre
Bin Dekhe use ya Rabb yeh Eid na guzre
Kar paida koi aisa sabab, yeh Eid na guzre
Duniya ko dikhaya hai, ik chand jo tune
Mujh ko bhi dikha de ab yeh Eid na guzre
12
Jun
Words for u
On the pages of roses
Wit da ink of moon light
With da hand of luv
A pen of prayers has written
Only 3 Words for u
"HAPPY EID MUBARAK"
12
Jun
Ever wished
Scented Eid Wishes
Wishing you smiles and all things nice. May this Eid bring all the comforts,
you have ever wanted,
and all the joy and laughter you have ever wished
12
Jun
HEART wid wonders
May the magic of dis EID bring lots of happiness in ur life & may u celebrate it wid all ur close friends & may it fill ur HEART wid wonders. EID MUBARAK
12
Jun
All to wish You
Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**
12
Jun
Tumko bhi................
Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh,
Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress,
Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne,
Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne.
Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK
12
Jun
ALLAH’s orders
Eid ul adha is eid of sacrifice, and commitment to ALLAH’s orders,
May Allah bless us with the same in all circles of life and help all amongst us,
who r helpless, worried, and waiting for his rehmat, Aameen. Eid Mubarak
12
Jun
Bhej Sakta
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I Hope K Aisi Shandar Eidi Mere Alawa Aur Koi Nahi Bhej Sakta. :-)
12
Jun
Share believe
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak
Our Eid has come
To bring us peace
To bring us love
To charish our life
It is the time
We Muslims came together
Shoulder to shoulder
It is the time
We Muslims share
Share our love
Share believe
Eid Mubarak, Eid Mubarak.
12
Jun
Eid Mubarak
May you be guided by
your faith in Allah
&
shine in his divine blessings!
Eid Mubarak
12
Jun
Eisi liye kahte
Eid leka aate hai dher sare khusiya,
Eid mita deta hai insan mai duriya,
Eid hai khuda ka ek nayam tabarok,
Eisi liye kahte hai sab EID MUBARAK
12
Jun
Lots of fun
When the sun has set, and day is done-
I'll break this chain, but only one.
By the end of Ramadan, this whole chain will be all gone!
It's time for Eid and lots of fun!!!
12
Jun
EID MUBARAK
Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)
EID MUBARAK
12
Jun
Sirf Humko
EID MUBARAK ho Aapko,
Dher sari tarif aur khusiya mile aapko,
But, Jab EIDI mile aapko to Please....
Aap Yaad karna Sirf Humko!!!
12
Jun
Other kidney
Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.
12
Jun
Apna swarg hoga.
God puchha “kidhar jaane ka maangta?”
Swarg ya narak? Apun bola narak. Maloom kyon?
Tum saala dost log udharich milega.
Bole to jidhar tum, woich apna swarg hoga.
12
Jun
Dalegi kya?
Bole to ekdum jhakas style propose marne ka,
Yun ghoor ke kya dekhti hai,
Maardalegi kya?
Dil dena hai to de,
Rakh ke achaar dalegi kya?
12
Jun
SoMething Better…
When God Takes SoMething FroM Your Grasp,
He Is Not Punishing You,
But Merely EMptying Your Hand
For You To Receive SoMething Better…
12
Jun
Battery Se Nahi.
Sun Bhai Ek Sher Bol Rayla Hai,
Roshni Chandse Hoti Hai Sitaronse Nahi,
TuMhare Cell Me Light HaMare SMS Se Hoti Hai
Battery Se Nahi......
12
Jun
Rahe nahi sakta
Kuta mar gaya rajai mein
Apun margaya teri judai mein
Nali mein hathi kabhi bahe nahi sakata
Apun tere bina rahe nahi sakta
12
Jun
Chal jayega.
CIRCUIT : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
MAMU : Nehin.
CIRCUIT : To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.
12
Jun
Chal ludak le..
Ab itni night ko apun tere ko,
kisi film ki kahani sunane,
k liye msg to karega nahin,
Common sense ki baat hai k,
tere ko GUD Night bolney ka hai!
Chal ludak le..
12
Jun
Msg chipka dal
Kya mamu apun ki yaad nahi aa reli kyaa?
Kya apun hi tere ko aise jhakas msg bhejta rahenga kya?
Bole to tu bhi ek-do rapchik msg chipka dal!
12
Jun
Fauran sms kiya
Subha ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,
dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,
sham ko bhi yaad aayi aur heart ne attack kiya,
aur apun ne fauran sms kiya.
12
Jun
Hasane ka hai !
Bhidu tujhe aaj hasne ka hai,
smsmasti.org
Dil khol ke sabko pakane ka hai,
Bole toh aaj laughter day hai..
Isliye apun socha…
tujhko hasane ka hai !
12
Jun
GooD wali night
Dost sorela hai kya, Teri bahut memory Areli thi,
Akha world me Apunko ekich to tere jesa Dost mila,
miss to karegaich na, Bole to GooD wali night
12
Jun
Kahete hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai?
Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete hai.
12
Jun
Zaroorat Hai
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Main Bewakoof Hoon!
Are Aahista Bolo Yahan Tak Awaz Aa Rahi Hai,
I Know U R Bewakoof,
Chillane Ki Kya Zaroorat Hai???
12
Jun
Tapka dala
A B C D E F G H I * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * U V W X Y Z..
Dekha !!!
I and U ke beech jo bhi aaya saale ko tapka dala
12
Jun
HAPPY DiWALi
Apun wishing u a wonderful,
super-duper, zabardast, xtra-badhiya,
xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak,
bole to ekdum Jhakaas “HAPPY DiWALi”
11
Jun
Bahate rahe
Wo nadiyan nahi aansu the mere,
Jinpar wo kashti chala ti rahi,
Manzil mile unhein ye chahat thi meri,
Isliye hum aansu bahate rahe.
11
Jun
Nazar lg gyi to
Yaar ye kya batmiji hai?
or teri himmat kaise hui k tu mere bare me sa ko ye btane ki
i m so sweet,i m so cute,i m so nice,agar mujhe nazar lg gyi to
11
Jun
kaaran hota hai..?
"Kadvi Sachai"
Ladki agar ro rahi h to uske hajaro kaaran ho skte hai,
Lekin ladka ro raha to
uska ek hi kaaran hota hai..?
"Ladki"
11
Jun
Naseeb hoti h
Ishq walo ki kismat buri hoti h,
Hr Mulakat judai se judi hoti h,
Kabhi b dekh lena azmakr,
Sache pyar ko judai hi naseeb hoti h.
11
Jun
Dhundhata reh gaya.
Sirf yado ka ek silsila reh gaya,
Khuda jaane un se kya rista reh gaya,
Ek chand chup gaya jane kaha?
Ek sitara use dhundhata reh gaya.
11
Jun
Aur baat hai
Bhulna hamari aadat nahi,
Yaadashat chali jaye to aur baat hai,
Aap ki yaad aati hai har sans ke sath,
Sans toot jaye to aur baat hai.
07
Jun
Greatest Advantage¤
Greatest Advantage¤
“The greatest advantage of speaking truth is that you don’t have to remember what you’ve säid.”
07
Jun
Shakespeare
Words from Shakespeare
“It’s not ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which cheat u
but
it’s realy ur mistake if u can’t read the eyes which love u.”
07
Jun
Mind Blowing
Keeping a place for me in ur heart is ok,
but keeping a place for me in your mind might be dangerous
because people say... I'm Mind Blowing!
07
Jun
Wait for the Teachers!
A student waz asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near the school
He wrote:Drive carefully!Dnt kill the students,wait for the Teachers!
07
Jun
Happy life.
Story:
Once Upon a Time A Boy Askd a Girl:
Wil U Marry Me?
Girl said: NO
.
.
.
.
or is tra Larka Hansi khushi rehny lga
Moral:-No wife,
Happy life.
07
Jun
Good Hearts
A Good Heart And A Good Nature
Are Two Different Issues,
A Good Heart Can Win Many Relationships,
But A Good Nature
Can Win Many Good Hearts
07
Jun
Lag raha tha
New Teacher:
anybody who thinks he is stupid, stand up
pappu stoodup
Teacher: R U stupid?
Pappu: “nhi, Aap akeli khari theen mujhe acha nhi lag raha tha”
07
Jun
Bachy ho jaty hai
Teacher: Iska passive voice bnao.
“Sunsan Jghon pr Bachon k sath hadsy ho jaty hen”.
Stdnt:”Snsan Jghon pr Hony waly hadson men Bachy ho jaty hai
07
Jun
I just did...
God determines who walks into your life.
You decide who stays & who walks out.
Send this to people you never want to lose, I just did...
07
Jun
Opportunity to know u
Some people say happiness is life. Others say it's freedom & some say it's money,
but happiness for me is just having the opportunity to know u!
07
Jun
Been hurt...
It takes a strong heart to love. It takes a stronger heart to continue to love after it has been hurt...
07
Jun
Reasons Reasons..
Reasons Reasons...
Deres alwyz a reason 4 everthng...
Resn 2 Luv,
Resn 2 Hate,
Resn 2 Live,
Resn 2 Die,
Resn 2 Laugh,
Resn 2 Cry,
But if u can't find a resn 2 Smile..
can l be the resn 4 a while...??
07
Jun
You delete this
if u read this, i m smart..
if u save this, u agree i m smart..
if u 4ward this, u r spreadin that i m smart..
if u delete this u r jealous...
07
Jun
who ll marry me.
I m getting married next month....
its small party and only few people will be invited......
dont bring any gift.....just bring someone who ll marry me.
07
Jun
His wife suspects
Three dreams of a man:
To be as handsome as his mother thinks.
To be as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects
07
Jun
Screen py likha aaya
Ek boy GirlFriend se milne aya, wo chai bnane chale gai..GirlFriend ka Mobile sofy pr dekh kr Boy ne socha k dekhoon mera numbr kis
naam pr save kiya he?Dear, Sweet ya
janu..us ne miss bell di to screen py likha aaya..
.
.
“kutta no# 5″ calling…;-)
07
Jun
Doll is crying
Two small kids – boy and girl were crying…
some1 asked y r u both crying???
Girl said my doll has broken..
Boy said- bcoz my doll is crying…
07
Jun
Sada k liye
Gold gets brown Silver gets dark Platinum gets white,
Copper loses shine.
All metals leaves U but
I m the only 1 who remains with U..
Bcoz HEERA hai sada k liye.
07
Jun
Nobody is like u
Nobody is like u, nobody cares 4 u,
nobody misses u, nobody wants to see u good,
nobody is ur best fr,
nobody is happy with u....
dont cry.......my name is nobody
07
Jun
Special you are
# Butterflies don't know the color of their wings,
but human eyes know how nice it is... Like wise
you don't know 'how good you are',
but I know 'how special you are'
07
Jun
How did u find me?
Sweet candies are nice to eat …
Sweet words are easy to say …
but, sweet ppl are hard to find …
OH MY GOD! how did u find me?
07
Jun
Aur bi jeeta hai.
Pathar pani main na pheko
Usse koi aur bi peta hai,
Zindagi jeeni hai to has kar jiyo
Tume dekh kar koi aur bi jeeta hai.
07
Jun
Aati to hogi
Chand pe kali ghata to aati to hogi,
Sitaaron ko muskurahat aati to hogi,
Tum laakh chupao duniya se magar,
Akele me tumhe apni shakal pe hansi aati to hogi
07
Jun
Sath bethi thi..
Ek dafa ek maa apne bete ke sath bethi thi..
1 kawa pas betha tha Maa ne pocha k beta ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.
Maa ne kuch dair baad phr pocha k ye kia ha?
Beta: ye kawa ha.
Maa ne phr pocha ye kia ha?
Beta: Ghusay se bola k kitni dafa btaon k ye kawa ha.
Maa hansi or boli k beta jb tu 3 saal ka tha yehi jaga thi or aise he kawa pas betha tha or tm ne 40 dafa pocha tha or mein ne 40 dafa tera matha chom k btaya tha k ye kawa ha.
*Love Your Mom*
07
Jun
Mother’s Heart
Someone Asked : Which place Is That?
Where Crime & Mistake Is Forbidden?
A Little Child Smiled And Said:
“My Mother’s Heart.”
07
Jun
Krwane aaya hun !
Ek aadmi ne apni saas k pas sanp betha dekha to sanp se bola
Meri saas ko dus lo
Sanp_
Aby kiya dus lon?
Main to khud is se Zehar EASY LOAD krwane aaya hun !
07
Jun
Kehne ka waqt aaya
Sinay se laga kar kaha karti thi Maa mujh ko,
Tu Laal hai mera na sata mujh ko,
Pachtaye ga ek din main chali jaongi,
Na chahte hoay bhi akela duniya mein chorr jaongi,
Zamana dikhaye ga Garmi ki Shiddat tujh ko,
Yaad kar k roaye ga tu phir mujhko,
Mudaton se meri Maa ne sinay se nahi lagaya,
Ab soo gai khak mein, jub kuch kehne ka waqt aaya.
Just love ur ..
MOTHER
07
Jun
Jhuka lete hain
Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain,
Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain,
Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka,
To hans kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.
07
Jun
Yaad nahi aati
Dil dard se Roey to aawaz Nai ati,
Aakash pe Shayad meri Faryad nai Jati,
Hum to Yaad karte Rehte hain aksar tumhein
Phir tumein kyun Hamari yaad nahi aati.
07
Jun
Medical Shayari
Medical Shayari
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you breathe, you respire!
Wah Wah!
When you don't breathe, you expire!
Wah Wah, kya baat hai!
07
Jun
Pata Chala Jub
Girl-Hum Kaha Ja Rahe He..?
boy-Long Drive Par..!!
girl-Pahle Kyo Nhi Bataya..?
boy-Mujhe B Abhi Pata Chala Jub Break Nai Laga
07
Jun
Mazak nai karskta
larka: merey sath chalogi
larki: khan?
larka:jahan tm khao
larki :ok police station chaltey haen
larka: btao ab banda apni baji sy b mazak nai karskta
07
Jun
Bus sir bus sir
1 gril ne army jion ke. kuch din bad 1 senior officer ne us say pocha
army ko kesa paya?
Gril: bus sir kya batao sara din yes sir yes sir And sari rat bus sir bus sir.
02
Jun
Khao itne Apple
A 4 APPLE
B 4 BARA APPLE
C 4 CHOTA APPLE
D 4 DOOSRA APPLE
E 4 EK AUR APPLE
F 4 FREE APPLE
G 4 GREEN APPLE
H 4 …..
Ho gia na pait kharab, Or khao itne Apple.
02
Jun
Too Much Time To Hate
“A Girl Takes Too Much Time To Start Love & Few Seconds To Hate.
But A Boy Take Few Seconds To Start Love & Too Much Time To Hate.”
(SHAKESPEARE)
02
Jun
Inside good
If An Egg Breaks Due 2 OUTSIDE Force, Inside Life END’s
If It Breaks 4m Inside
Life Begins
GREAT Things Alwys Begin 4m Inside.
So try to make ur inside good.
02
Jun
My favourite
Most touching lines said by a true lover to his love while breakup: “of all the lies you told me, ‘i love you ‘ was my favourite!”…
02
Jun
HATE someone
We LOVE ourselves even after making so many mistakes
Then how can we hate others for their one mistake
Seems strange but true
Think before u HATE someone
02
Jun
Live Without you
Always Make Ur Absence Felt in Such a Way that Somebody MiSses U ;
But Let not Ur Absence be so Long that Somebody Starts Learning to Live Without you..
02
Jun
Behlaya bohat…
Aaj uski yad ny terpaya bohat,
Aaj na chahty Hue bhi wo yaad aya bohat,
Wo Mera Tha,
Mera Hai,
Mera hi Rahe GA,
Hum ne is khayal se khud ko behlaya bohat…
02
Jun
Chale jaYenge
NAFRAT kabhi na karna tum humse
Ye hum kabi na SEH payenge
Ek bar keh dena humse k
ZARURAT nahi tumhari
Tumari DUNYA se HANS ker chale jaYenge.
02
Jun
Sweet friend
Science has proved sugar dissolves in water....
So plz don't Get wet in rain otherwise,
I will loose my sweet friend
02
Jun
Rehne ko kaha hai
Aaj ke baad mujhe call mat krna N sms karna,
Baat bhi mat krna milne ki kosis to bilkul mat krna...
Kyonki Doctor ne mujhe sweet chejo se door rehne ko kaha hai.
02
Jun
Kadm aaj ke baad...
Arz kiya hai,
Teri galiyo me na rekhenge kadm aaj ke baad...
Wah! Wah!
Teri galiyo me na rekhenge kadm aaj ke baad...
Kyonki kichad bahut ho jata hai barsat k baad.
02
Jun
Jaan vaaru.
Teri surat pr ye dil haru...
Teri har zarurt pr ye jaan vaaru...
Jab bhi sochu tere bare me....
Dil kare teri kanpati pe rakh k do maaru.
02
Jun
Uske pass noor hai
Chand ko gurue hai ki uske pass noor hai,
Toh kya mujhe bhi gurur hai mera dost langoor hai.
02
Jun
Chhod jate ho tum
Ek pal ka aihsas ban kr aate ho tum,
Dusre hi pal khushbu ban kr ud jate ho tum,
Jante ho tanhaiyo se dar lgta hai hume,
Phir bhi tenha chhod jate ho tum.
01
Jun
420 bache honge
Roz logo se tere pange honge.
Roz tere ghar m dange honge,
Agar tune mujhe SMS nahi kiya,
To tere 420 bache honge,
or sare lafenge honge.
01
Jun
Sone ko tase
Paro or rupmati ka roop aap pr brse,
Hr koi aapke sath sone ko tarse,
Itni ladkiya aaye aap ki jindgi m,
ki aap apni patni ke sath sone ko tase.
01
Jun
Doctor to Ladki
Khubsoorat Larki Doctor se:
Doctor,
main jub cigrette peeti hun to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, mein pehla kash leti hun to apne shoes utar deti hun, dosre kash mein socks, teesray kash mein shirt utar deti hon or chotay mein.
Doctor: Ye lo G0LD LEAF or tafseel say batao.
01
Jun
Love Letter
To,
The Love
Owner of my
heart&mylife.
Dear,
I beg to say that i miss u & i cant live without u.
So, kindly give me some place in your heart. I shall b very thankful to u.
yours obediently,
Name :ur love
Class:Love
DATE: NeverEnded
01
Jun
Sakta hai krle
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Ley tere mobile ki screen pe susu Kr diya jo kr sakta hai krle
01
Jun
Good morning
ΞΞ ΞΞ
Ξ ΞΞΞ Ξ
ΞΞ ΞΞ APPY
ΞΞ
ΞΞ
ΞΞΞΞΞ ovely
ΞΞΞΞ:.
ΞΞ ΞΞ
ΞΞΞΞ:' ay
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Good Morning
01
Jun
Sharmana nhi
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Helicopter hai
Meny liya hai
shoping k lye Kahin jana ho to chabi lay jana. Sharmana nhi
01
Jun
Kabhi na krna
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01
Jun
Best wishes
;*” ”*.
‘*;_
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*:, .;*;’ALAM
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‘*;_
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*:, .;*;’Ubha,
With lotS of prayers,and best wishes!
01
Jun
Makes me want you
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
01
Jun
Your marriage
Your anniversary marks the day
When you both said “I do.”
The two of you became as one,
A marriage bright and new.
Now time has passed; your love is strong;
You passed the early test.
Your tender bond grows with passing time;
Your marriage is the kind that’s best!
01
Jun
Happy and Grand.
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
01
Jun
My love is true
I'm sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it's true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover
01
Jun
Happy Anniversary
Hoping that the love we shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing us much joy, love
and happiness to celebrate again
Happy Anniversary
01
Jun
Lifetime through.
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
01
Jun
Happy Wedding Anniversary
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
01
Jun
This I can see.
Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You've given me,
Our love is true This I can see.
Happy Anniversary.
01
Jun
Happy Anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
01
Jun
YAAD karte h
Na hum naraz hen tum se meri jaan
Na koi Faryad karte hen
Hum tumhen SMS bhejen ya na bhejen
Ek baat jaan lo
Hum tumhen har pal YAAD karte hen
01
Jun
MY SWEET HEART
U r unique,
U r caring,
U r da best
And I am the luckiest to have U in my life…
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
01
Jun
love letter
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jaag gai..
Us se pyar kar k meri kismat hi jag gai..
Me ne itney love letter post kiye k wo
“POSTMAN”
k sath hi bhag gai..
01
Jun
Bhool Zata hain
Log Mohabbat Kar leta hain
Nibhana Bhool Zata hain
Laga kar Aag sena main
Bhujana bhool Zata Hain
01
Jun
Mujay aaj bhi Yaad
Mujay aaj bhi Yaad hy wo sardio ki shaam,
Jab usne dheery sy mera hath pakra,
Aur meri ankhoon main dekh kar kaha K,
Tumhary hath bohat garam hein, aur ye Wafadar Logo ki nishani hoti hy,
Main bohat khush tha,
Itna khush tha k, ye b bhool gia k us sham,
Us k hath kitnay sard they.
01
Jun
CHAAHNEY ki 8 Nishaniya.
Ksi ko CHAAHNEY ki 8 Nishaniya..
8.Ap unke Sms bar bar parhte hein
7.Ap unke saamney aatay hue Hitkichatey hein
6.Jub ap unke barey mein sochtay hein to apka DIL or taiz dharhakta hy
4.Ap Muskuratey hein jub unki awaz suntay hein to
3.Ap unke liye sub kar skte hein
2.Ye sms parhte waqt apke dimagh mein bus uska hi Chehra hy
1.Or ap usey sochney mein itney masroof thay k ye hi bhool gaye k point no. 5 missing hy :
01
Jun
waqt se phle
,;, Kehte Hain ,;,
“waqt” se phle aur “Kismat” se jyada,
Kisi Ko Kuch milta nhi,
“>Affsos!
UnKe pas “waqt” nhi,
Hamare pas “Kismat” nhi
01
Jun
Anniversary k moqa pr
Anniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do.
Pathan: Ye lo Takiya or so jao.;-)
01
Jun
Attached Strings
We’ve Had Our Ups And Downs,This We Both Know,
Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow
Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things,
But Our Love For Each Other,
Had No Attached Strings.
01
Jun
Till death do us part
If I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"
01
Jun
Wedding Anniversary.
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
01
Jun
Both of you
Remember the yesterdays
Plan your tomorrows
And celebrate your today
Happy anniversary to a lovely couple
God bless both of you
01
Jun
Wonderful pair
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
01
Jun
KISMAT mai nahi ho tum
Eik din uss ne pocha
Main kahan hoon?
Main ne kaha,
Merey dil mai,
Meri jaan mai ho tum,
Meri saans mai ho tum,
Meri aas mai ho tum,
Merey dil ki dharkano mai ho tum,
Meri aakhri saans mai ho tum.
Phir POOCHHA mujh se!
Kahan nahi hoon main?
Main ne ro k kaha!
Bass meri KISMAT mai nahi ho tum!
01
Jun
Loving heart saying
No greeting card to give,
No beautiful flowers to send,
No cute pictures to forward,
Just a loving heart saying
.
.
.
–HAPPY ANNIVERSARY–
01
Jun
Girlfriend ki rajai
Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai me,
dil dooba hai gamo ki gaherai me,
hamein mat dhoondo duniya ke bhich me
hum milenge tumhari girlfriend ki rajai
me.
01
Jun
Girlfriend
Tumhari Girlfriend kitni bhi Sharif hogi,
kitni bhi changi hogi…
Lekin..
Nahati to phir bhi Wo Nangi hogi…:-
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