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Archive for September 2010

Sep

Real meaning of pain

Tears r one of the most costly liquid
Do u know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world
only Tears can explain the Real meaning of pain

Sep

Apna khayal rakhna

Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna,
har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna,
dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe,
toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.

Sep

Thukra Na Skay.

Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
"Jaam" Mein "Zehar" hai "

BEWAFA
Lekin.!

Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k
HuM Thukra Na Skay... !

Sep

Ijazat De Di

Palkon Ki Nami Mein Chupa Kar Sapno Ko..
Humne Unhe Jaane Ki Izazat de di ..
Hum toot Kar Bikhar Gaye Tukro Mein..
Unhe Muskarane Ki Ijazat De Di

Sep

Mulakat nahi hoti…..

Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..

Sep

I love you very much

Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.

Sep

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. ;->

Sep

True love

Boy-"Dear, look into my eyes,
what do you see?
Tell me quickly!"
Girl-"TRUE LOVE"

Boy-"oye!True love wali,
kachara gaya hai, jaldi phunk mar

Sep

Aap dua kren..

DocTors After operation..
and students after examzz have same thing to say.....
V tried our best....
right nw..
v cant say anything,aap dua kren..

Sep

Rahta hai woh!

Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ke har sawal main rahta hai woh!

Sep

She Has COME….

2day i mee her and told about u she told me she wud like 2 see u any time 2day

she is very cute!

Her Name is

“SMILE”

LOOK!

She Has COME…..

Sep

To Challenge Me

Attitude of a 'STUDENT'

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me"

Sep

Chweet chweet dreams

On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams

Sep

Haath Hota Hai

Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi fansai,

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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)

Sep

Makes U smile!

Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!

Sep

Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy

Students While Studying For Exams

-Books n Notes Open

-Highlighting Sentences

-Pen In Mouth

-Blank Page

-Eating Drinking

-Turning Pages

-Readin 'Headings'

-Thinkin About Where To Start From

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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)

Sep

Make a dictionary

If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFUL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!

Sep

Students welfare association

Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle

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Ghar ki sab,

Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D

A Student Service Msg from "students welfare association"

Sep

Neelam na hone denge.

Azadi ki kabhi sham na hone denge,
Shahido ki kurbani badnam na hone denge.
Bachi h jo 1 boond lahu ki tb tk BHARAT MA ka aanchal neelam na hone denge.

Sep

Alag alag name hai

WIFE ....

BIWI ...

AUR

PATNI...

mein kya fark hai ?
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SOCHO...
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Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.

Sep

Satisfied?

Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
;****;
x(@..@)x
"(---)"
BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....

Sep

Aise likhna tha

IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'

Likha?

Kaise?
0000 aise likha kya?

Wah beta
fail!

4017
aise likhna tha

Sep

Chak De India

Sachi bahaduri ka matlb

der rat ko ghar lotna

late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun

Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole

Or tum kaho"Chak De India".

Sep

REPLY IS MUST

REPLY IS MUST...
Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe
ya alag ho jaye to wo kaun si pehli chiz
h jo meri yaad dilaegi apko.? rply zaruri hai.

Sep

Mujhe lagta hai

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"

Sep

Jaldi Bharta h.

Aaj barish hone Ki sambhavna he,
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcoz Khali jaghon me pani jaldi Bharta h.

Sep

Be more beautiful

Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano,
aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano,
then life will be more beautiful .

Sep

Barish jis Trha

Aap Hmari Duvao me samil ho is Trha

fulo me hoti h khusbu jis Trha

Khuda ap ki zindagi me itni khushya de

zamin pe hoti h barish jis Trha

Sep

JIO DIL SE..

Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"
so enjoy every moment
JIO DIL SE..

Sep

Pane Ki Chah Kare.

Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kare
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kar Do Ki Har Koi UsKo Pane Ki Chah Kare.!!!

Sep

Seeng nahi hote.

An exercise for you:

kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
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EK BHI NAHI?

Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.

Sep

Mar gyi pagli..

Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga

Police ne pakad liya h

Murder case me

Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?

khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..

Sep

Kamine rhte ha.

LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Grlfrnd 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.

Sep

Samhalkar Chalna

Apna khayal Rakhna

Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana

Khana Time Par khana

Bade Samhalkar Chalna

kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na

isme Bahut barish hoti hai.

Sep

Chale aate hai

Aasooyon ko na dosh do...
Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai...
Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara..
bin pooche...
chale aate hai

Sep

Kya pategi

Real_Boy
2type ki girls k
piche Na bhago
1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tumko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati
wo tumse kya pategi

Sep

Ke chala gaya

garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar kar rahe the
1 bikhari aaya

sabse paise liye

aur taxi me baith ke chala gaya

Sep

Dekhte hain

Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,

Hame pata nahi tha sanam tirchha dekhte hain

Sep

THINK HATKE.

"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge,
utni hi zyada lagegi... So be cool & be besharam!!
ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.

Sep

Hasil hota hai

Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai....
Magar Tajurba 'Galat Faisle' se he hasil hota hai

Sep

Name dikhega

Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek word bheja hai,
Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se,
bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"

Sep

Gina krte hain!

Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,
hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,
Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,
jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!

Sep

Bhool Jate Hai

Hum MANTE Hai ki Humein Fursat Nahi Milti,,,

Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhein Jab Yaad Karte Hai

to Zamaana Bhool Jate Hai.

Sep

Fatt ti hai..

United we stand , divided we fall
ka hindi version-

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'Sangathan mein shakti hai,

Akele mein fatt ti hai..

Sep

PEDA KAR DETI HAI

khabi bi kamyabi ko dimaag me dimagh me
aur nakami ko dil me jagha na dena /
kyo ki kamyabi dimag me
GHAMAND AUR NAKAMI DIL ME MAYUSI PEDA KAR DETI HAI

Sep

Katori Me Duba de

Ae Khuda Baris Karva De,
1Katori Pani Bharva de,
Jo Muze MSG Nhi Krate Unka
MOB Usme Us Katori Me Duba de.
"NA RAHEGA MOB NA BAJEGI TONE"

Sep

Goli mar denge....

Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!

Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!

Sep

MUNNI BADNAAM HUI

Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..

Sep

Paida kar gaye

Description of majnu ki aulaad:
Laila majnu milna sake
beach main hi mar gaye,
App kaise kehte hoke
aulad paida kar gaye

Sep

Escalators

2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators

Sep

3 movie tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

Sep

Sone Nahin Denge .

Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .

Sep

Dhoond hi leta hai

Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?

Pathan: Google Khan

Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?

Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.

Sep

you and me

C u T e
S a Y i N g ... ! ! !

What Is The
O p p o s i t e
...Of TWO (2) ... ? ?

A LONELY
" M E "

A LONELY
" Y O U "

Sep

Hands properly..

If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,

plz wash ur hands properly........!!

Sep

Try & belive it..

Nice inspiring quote:
" Every new idea is a joke,
until 1 man achieves it..& every new thought is silly,until u try & belive it.."

Sep

Urty hoye aye

H p
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"sorry tez hawa ki vja se words urty hoye aye"!!
Enj0y!

Sep

Us ke paas hai.

Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.

Sep

Engineering student Jokes

1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.

2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam.

3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression.

4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions.

5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..

Sep

Lovely Day

Learning from Water,
To Adjust yourself
in Every Situation,
In any Shape,
& Always Find Out your Own Way Beautifully!

Have a Lovely Day

Sep

Gae hongay

Beautiful saying by Chinese Philosopher

ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY ding dong

Matlub to ap samajh gae hongay ;-)

Sep

Good Morning

Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni to aadat hai aisi...,
Aapko wish kiye bina
Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...
HAVE A NICE DAY
Good Morning

Sep

It is too late..

When you want more time to take correct decision than remember,
"Even a correct decision is wrong when it is too late..

Sep

Deewani mujhe banate ho

Atte ho tum barsaat mai
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho

Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho

Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho

Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho

Sep

Jeeta hai.

Koi Magrur hokar pita hai,
koi Mazabur hokar pita hai.
Kambakht is sharab ko pine ke bad he
Aadami asal Zindagi jeeta hai.

Sep

Woh thanda saaa paani.

Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,

Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..

Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.

Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ” tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..

College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka ” jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..

Sep

My cute donkey….

A good friend is like a Donkey

because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.
you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….

Sep

Thing on my mind.

Sweet lines by a Boy..

I remember back when I was a little Boy
watching all those movies about a Boy falling
completely in love with a Girl.
I always told myself that that wasn't going to be me,
that I was never going to go crazy over a silly Girl,
but look at me now.
That silly Girl is the only thing on my mind.

Sep

Student rocks….!

Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….!

Sep

What not to do..

Every success makes you grow strong,
Bcoz it teaches you what to do,
But every failure makes you stronger,
Bocz it also teaches you what not to do..

Sep

What we try for..

sea is common for all,
some take pearls,
some take fishes &
someone comes out with just wet legs,
world is common to all but we get what we try for..

Sep

NEVER DIES.....!

My sms are just like 'RAIN'.
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NEVER DIES.....!

Sep

GirLFriend Ki

Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!

Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...

GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!

Sep

B INDIA THINK INDIAN

Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h

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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....

Cheeers...

B INDIA THINK INDIAN.

Sep

Kiss karegi

1 din apki life me ek khubsurat ladki aayegi jo apko bahot zyada pyar karegi ,apko pyar se chumegi or aapko dher sari kiss karegi .or kahegi I LOVE U DADDY

Sep

WHO ARE YOU?

LADKI EK AISI PAHELI HAI,KABHI MERI TO KABHI TERI SAHELI HAI ,KHARCHA KARO TO BOLE "DARLING HOW ARE YOU?".NA KARO TO BOLE"BROTHER, WHO ARE YOU?".

Sep

Nahi reh gaya

munna bhai- abe curkit boleto ye barsat girte samay bijli kyo girti hai?????
curkit- bhai boleto bhagwan torch marke dekhta hoyinga kidhar sukha to nahi reh gaya

Sep

But a best frnd

A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well, but a best frnd is d 1 who stands outside d exam hall n shouts "ABE KUCH AATA HAI YA nkal FEKUN"

Sep

JOIN NOW!!!

R u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting gud mrks?
Join Maharshi Dayanad university... aur fark dekhiye sirf 1 Sem mein.... 'marks se no marks ab sach mein possible' JOIN NOW!!!

Sep

Kaha se lagwaenge

ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.

hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge

hm to h bahut hi garib admi

14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.

Sep

Yumhari bari hai.

Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.

Sep

Upar rakh do..!

Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?

Biwi

Aik dum

Aadmi

Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!

Sep

Thank you..!!!

Sardar made a call to the airport.

Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”

Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.

Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!

Sep

BALLE BALLLE

Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE

Sep

Wapas paa sakte hai.

A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?

swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..

Sep

Hans rahi hai.

A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" .
frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)

Sep

Kya Ho ga ;->

Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?

Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kya Ho ga ;->

Sep

Enjoy life...!

Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!

Sep

Vodka or RUM..

Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing &
the reason is infected water..
so dont 4get 2 purify water by
adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..

Sep

Se miss call Aagai

Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai

Sep

Pulse will be normal

Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal

Sep

Without Mistake

Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae

Sep

Hi milni hai..

Apne mulk ki hifazat karain

Kyun k

Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai..

Sep

BAAT KAR LETA HAI

KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,

KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,

BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,

JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI

Sep

Eejad ho jaye…..

Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..

Sep

Laga rakhi hai.

Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.

Sep

Ka shukriya

Is dewar par likhnay wala gadha hai.

@??Apna naam batanay ka shukriya

Sep

should I be learning??

The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??

Sep

Baad khulti hain

1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation Doctor Kuch kehna chahte ho.
Charsi:jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain

Sep

Se Mangti Thi.

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.

Banta:Wo Characterless Thi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.

Sep

Tu pudine ki chatni

A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer

tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .

Sep

Nikalo pat jayegi

Machli jal ki rani hai

No.. No..
Something new...

Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi

Sep

Fail hota hay...

College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...

Sep

Maar kar

Agr kisi ne aapko rulaya ho
Dukh dia ho
Pareshan kiya ho
To ap b usko rula sakte hain
Dukh desakte hain
Pta hai kese?
?
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?
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Uski Aankh mein ungli maar kar:-)

Sep

Chance to run away

Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?

A:He was given his last chance to run away

Sep

NEW BIKE Ley...

Ek aadmi ne add dekha, "PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"
Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
"CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley...

Sep

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