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Alag alag name hai

WIFE ....


BIWI ...

AUR


PATNI...


mein kya fark hai ?
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Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.

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3 movie tickets

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.

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Upar rakh do..!

Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?


Biwi


Aik dum


Aadmi


Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!

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Se Mangti Thi.

Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.

Banta:Wo Characterless Thi

Santa: Kaise?

Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.

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wife saw u

Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!

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Koshish Mat Ker

Wife: Main Maike Ja Rahi Hoon Talaaq Ka Notice Bhej Doongi!
Husband: Ja Ja Chali Ja Meethi Meethi Baatein Ker K Khush Krne Ki Koshish Mat Ker

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Other kidney

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney.