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Sala BILLY kya karegi

Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.

Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.

Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi

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Only For 6 Hours

Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.

Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!

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Neelam hogai

Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,
K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…
Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…
K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.

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Oye Hans Kyun Raha

Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda

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Mera mobile no hai

Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.

Mr Funny ne Hindi newspaper me advt di:

"Agar kisi ko kabhi kisi Gadhe ki zarrut ho to mujhe yaad karna. Mera mobile no hai: 981******."

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Papa ko nahi jante.

Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Bhookha hi mar jaon ga

Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga

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Maruti for Sale .

Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .

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Shuru karwa dia karo

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

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Bujha dena

Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne mombatti jala di
Baahar jaate hue bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum
nahin bachogi to mombatti bujha dena.