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Gods best in everything
May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,
All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.
Archive for February 2010
Reading it
This msg has No Fat
No cholesterol n No Addictive
this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.Happy Birthday
Paigam bheja hai
Phulon ne amrit ka jaam bheja hai, Taaron ne Gagan se salam bheja hai,
Khushiyon bhari ho jindgi aapki, tahe Dil se humne ye Paigam bheja hai.
*Happy Birth Day*
Banaya hoga
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din apko apne hathon se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din apko yahan bhej ker,
khud ko akela paya hoga.
Happy Birthday
Shaamil hum na ho
Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,
chahe unme shaamil hum na ho......
Jaroor mera yeh msg
Agar yaad tumko na rahe apna janmdin
Check karte rahna yunhi apne mobile ke inbox hardin
Main kabhi na bhulonga apne yaar ka janmdin
Chahe woh ho mera akhri din
Aapko jaroor mera yeh msg. milega
Jispe likha hoga †mubarak ho aapko aapka jamdinâ€
What it describes?
Flying papers, multi coloured balloon, delicate blossoms, fantastic people, love and laughter. What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Aapka gulam hoga
Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga,
Aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himmat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai,
Ki waqt bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday
Future will always...
My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birhday***
Define BIRTHDAY
A fantastic question with a meaningful answer:-
Define BIRTHDAY ?
The only day in ur life, when you cried and that made your mom HAPPY.
Simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day..
Prosperity in your life
Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life.
Happy Birthday
Happy birthday!
I’m so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!
Pyari HOLI
Puranmashi ka chand,
chand se uski chandni boli,
khushion se bhare sabki jholi,
MUBARAK ho apko pyari HOLI.
Lekar ho jao taiyar
Aise manana Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari se barse sirf pyar.
Ye hai mauka apno se gale mitane ka
To gulal or rang lekar ho jao taiyar
HAPPY HOLI
Apno ka pyaar
Chandan ki khushbu, Resham ka haar!
fagun ki fhuhaar, rango ki bhahar!
Dil ki ummide apno ka pyaar
Mubaarak ho apako "HOLI KA TYOHAAR
RANGO KA TYOHAAR
Gulal ka Rang Gubbaro ki Maar Suraj
ki Kirne Khushiyo ki Bahaar Chand ki
ChandniApno ka Pyaar Mubarak ho A
apko "RANGO KA TYOHAAR" "Happy Holi" !!
Paint in your life
May God gift you all the colors of life,
colors of joy, colors of happiness,
colors of friendship, colors of love
and all other colors you
want to paint in your life. Happy Holi.
Colourful holi
Celebrating the colors
of our beautiful relationship,
I wish you and your family
all the bright hues of life.
Have a colourful holi !
Very happy and wonderful Holi
Bright colors,
water balloons,
lavish gujiyas and melodious songs
are the ingredients of perfect Holi.
Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
Colorful HOLI
A touch of green i send to u.
A drop of blue to cool the hue.
A tinge of red for warmth
&
zest for a colorful HOLI!
Happy & colorful Holi
Holi with lot
A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.
Enjoy the Indian festival of Holi with lot of fun.
Most colorful Holi
Auspicious red.
Sunkissed gold.
Soothing silver.
Pretty purple.
Blissful blue.
Forever green.
I wish u and all family members
The most colorful Holi
Holi ki abhi se
Isse pahle holi ki sham ho jaye,
Badhaiyo ka silsila aam ho jaye,
Bheed me shamil hamara naam ho jaye,
Kyu na holi ki abhi se RAM-RAM ho jaye....Happy Holi
Happy Holi
Rango ki baochar, gubaro ki maar mubark ho aap ko yah holi ka teyohar. Happy Holi to u and ur family.
Mujhse shart laga
Hutch ke CEO ne mujse kaha ki mere beti ko pata kr dikha to me apna naam badal dunga....
phir kya??
Hutch ab VODAFONE h.
sala mujhse shart laga rha tha
Bahut bahut badhai
Holi aayi holi aayi,
Charo or se khushiya layi,
Har dil me umang bhar aayi,
Aapko bhi HOLI ki bahut bahut badhai.
Sabko iska intjar
Holi aata hai barsh me ek bar,
Lata hai khushiya hajar,
Chhor jata hai kuchh aisa asar,
Ki rahta hai sabko iska intjar
Apno ke sang ka
Barish ho rang ka,
Khushi our umang ka,
Holi manaye kuchh is tarah,
Sath chhute na apno ke sang ka.
Holi me ham na ho
Jab bhi aaye holi laye khushi itni,
Ki jindag bhar khushi kam na ho,
Dua hai apki jindagi ka har din holi ho,
Bhale hi us holi me ham na ho.
Rang chhudane ko tarse
Har rang aap par barse,
Har koi apse holi khelne ko tarse,
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse..
Happy Holy.
HOLI k ye rang
Lal peele hare neele..
jeevan me aneko rang !
pyar aur khusian badate..
jeevan me HOLI k ye rang !
Cheer in ur voice
May this festival of colours of colours bring...
a smile to ur lips.
a twinkle in ur eyes,
and a cheer in ur voice.
Wishing u a joyous holi !!
SMS tera khel
mahange rang gulaal hue hain,
mahnge shakkar tel.
ab baaki tyohaar mein,
SMS tera khel.
MANHGAAI ZINDABAAD
HAPPY HOLI
Pyare message ke sung
fullon ka rang,
aapke ho sang,
sabhi ho dang,
dalo esa rang,
ho badi umang,
aapko holi mubarak ho,is pyare message ke sung.., "wish you a very happy holi"
HOLI se pehle hi
Aapne dil ka haal batana chod diya, humne bhi gehrai mein jaana chod diya. HOLI se pehle hi aapne nahana chod diya?
INTEZAR nhi krte
SHER chupkr SHIKAR nhi krte BUJHDIL kbhi khulkr VAAR nhi krtEOr HM wo h jo"HAPPY HOLI"kahne k liye 01 March ka INTEZAR nhi krte happy holi my dear.
Yaar ke sang ka
Tyohaar ye rang ka,
Tyohaar ye bhang ka,
Masti Mein mast hojao aaj,
HOLI hai aayi-aayi holi ..
aur
Doguna maza hai yaar ke sang ka!
Shubhkamna hai sada
Rang udaye pichkari,
rang jaye duniya sari,
holi ke rang aapke jivanko rang de,
ye shubhkamna hai sada hamari…
Karo whole day fun
Khushiyan ho overflow masti kabhi na ho low,
tumhari holi ho ekdam number 1,
aur aap karo whole day fun…
KAALE ho jaoge
3 din baad aap LAAL, PEELE, HARE, KAALE ho jaoge. Ghabrao nahi yaar 4 din baad “HOLI” hai and remember i am the first person to wish you “HAPPY HOLI”…
Wish you a very happy
Bright colors, water balloons, lavish gujiyas and melodious songs are the ingredients of perfect Holi. Wish you a very happy and wonderful Holi.
Paint in ur life
May god gift u all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of luv n all other colors u want to paint in ur life. Happy Holi.
Family wishes best
A splash of red i send u,
a tinge of blue to cool the hue,
a rush of green for warmth and zest,
for u n ur family wishes best.
Happy holi!!
Hamari har bar
Rango ke tyohar mein sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyon se bhara ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai bhagwan se hamari har bar,
Holi Mubarak ho mere yaar!
H A P P Y HOLI
Have a Nice Day
U've
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Open it...
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Have a Nice Day!
Rumaal gulabi hai
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai.
Mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI
Rangon se bhi rangeen zindagi hai humari, rangeeli rahe yeh bandagi hai humari,
kabhi na bigde ye pyar ki rangoli, aye mere yaar aisi HAPPY HOLI.
wishing you a very very Happy Holi
With my
1 heart
2 eyes
7 liter blood
206 bones
4.5 million red cells
60 trillion D N A"S...
All wishing you a very very
HAPPY HOLI!
Hum tere sang
Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,
laaga k thora thora sa rang,
baaja ke dholak aur mridang,
khele holi hum tere sang.
HOLI MUBARAK!
Holi ka tyohar
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!!
Part of ur life..
"AALl IZZ WELL"
Send this to all idiots to whom u wanna say- "Jane nahi denge tujhe"
and who have become integral part of ur life...
Beti nahi mani
Principal: Late kyon ho gye?
Student:Bike khrab ho gyi thi.
Principal:Bus me aa jata.
Student: m to keh raha tha sir apki beti nahi mani
But not in hrt
Best line from a true frnd:
My care will b in hrt not in words
N
My anger will be in words but not in hrt
Bahut nacha tha
Admi nadi me doob rah tha bola GANESH Ji Bachao.
GNESHJI ne suna aur nachne lge.Admi Aap nach kyon rahe ho?
GNESHJI: Mere visarjan me tu bhi bahut nacha tha
Hum to "VAR" h
Bus chali ,Bhid badi,break lagi,takkar lagi,ek ladka,ladki se takraya.
Ladkiboli:- "JAANVAR" ho kya?
Ladka bola: "JAAN" to tum ho, Hum to "VAR" h.
April FOOL
Gadhe hai wo log jo 14 Feb ko propose karte hai,
Meri mano ....1st Pril ko propose kro
Man gayi toh I love U, Gussa kiya toh April FOOL!!
Unhe bhulaya nahi
Mang kr bhi rab se unhe paya nahi
Kon sa khawab tha jise meine sjaya nahi,
Wo to bhul jayenge mujhe malum tha,
Meine to ek lamha b unhe bhulaya nahi
One who love u
Golden Fact of life-
"When some one love u, U dont realize. when u realize its too late...
u always love the one who leave u and leave the one who love u..."
Bhra ho aapka sansar
Rango ke tyohar me sabhi rango ki ho bharmar,
Dher saari khushiyo se bhra ho aapka sansar,
Yahi dua hai Bhagwan se hr bar Happy Holi to u n ur parivaar
Ghaar walo ne..
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
iss me 1 missingh?
Dubara padh rahe ho? sharm nahi aati?
ABCDm "1" kaha aata h..?
Kitni umid se padhaya tha ghaar walo ne...
Ye dua karna
Hmari dosti ko na dil se juda krna,
Zindgi me na kbhi y gunah krna,
Kuch pl chahe beet jaye aapse baat kiye bina,
Zindgi na beet jaye ye dua karna.
Sitara aapke liye
Har ek tohfa apke liye,
Hawaka hr ek zoka apke liye,
Ek hi chand h iss liye la nahi skte,
Pr aasma ka har ek sitara aapke liye.
Bhukhi na soye
Maa Tb bhi roti thi jb beta khana nahi khata tha
Or maa aaj bhi roti hai jb beta khana nahi deta.
Isko itna forward karo k aaj ke baad koi maa kabhi bhukhi na soye
Jarur jayenge
Teri dosti ko palkon pr sajayenge,
Jab tak zindgi hai ye rasm nibhaenge,
Dene ko to kuch nahi humhre paas,
Pr aapki khushi mangne khuda ke paas jarur jayenge.
Yours forever
The cutest proposal of the world from a sweet little girl to a sweet little boy-
Girl-"Hey i have forgot my surname..
Can i use yours forever...?"
Meri tanhai
Rehte hai saath saath m or meri tanhai,
Rehte hai saath saath m or meri tanhai,
Karte hai raaz ki baat mein or meri tanhai.
Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed m,
karte hai basar raat mein or meri tanhai,
Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chhod jaaye sath,
lekin rahenge saath mein or meri tanhai,
Nashedi yaar
Daru ki khushbu, gutke ki mithas,ganje ki roti or charas ka saag,bhang k pkode or gold flake ka pyar, what r u doing mere nashedi yaar..
Manane ke liye
Tum haste ho mujhe hasane ke liye,
Tum rote ho mujhe rulane ke liye,
Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho,
Mar jayenge tumhein manane ke liye..
Cloromint kyon khate ho
Pata h aap cloromint kyon khate ho..?
Qki...
5-star
cadbury
perk
Dairymilk
Kit-kat
or
munch...
50 paise me nahi aati
Baat agay chalayen
1 Class ka bach apni Miss se kehta hai.
m aap ko kaisa lagta hoon?
Miss: so sweet!
Bacha: To phir m apni ammi abbu ki aap ke ghar kab bhejun.
Miss: wo kyon?
Bacha: Taki wo hamari baat agay chalayen,
Miss: ye kya bakwass hai!
Bacha: tution padhne k liye..
B.Com 2nd year
Boy -Tumhara naam kya hai?
Girl- kyon btau..?
Main tumhe janti b nahi..
Boy - Mat batao main kaunsa tumhe apni ""FERARI"" m betha raha hu..
Girl- Sonali,
959702610030, B.Com 2nd year, wo samne waali gli pe right hand pe 4th number pe mera ghar h 32/B, ghar me 1 chota bhai , mma or papa h ,
Tuton time 6 to 8...
Holding d other.
A beautiful line said by a boy 2 d girl he loves....
"I wud conquer d whole world wid just one hand....
if u r holding d other...
Kareeb hoya h
Kisi ko Yaad karna kisi ko yaad Aana naseeb me hota h,
Dil unhi ko yaad karta h jo kareeb hoya h
Loved him
A cute love story-
A boy had cancer & he had only 1 month 2 live. He liked a Girl working in CD shop very much, But he didnt tell her about his love.
Everyday he used 2 go 2 the CD shop & buy a CD 2 talk 2 her. After a month he died when the girl went & asked about him, his mother told he died and took her 2 his room & She saw all the CDs unopened & the girl cried.
U know why? She had kept her own love letters inside th CD Pack.Bcoz she also loved him
Rone mat dena
Ishq ibabat hai ise khone mat dena,
Bewafai guna hai ise hone mat dena,
Agar pyar kiya hai to aap ko khuda ki kasam use rone mat dena.
On its knees
Certain thoughts are prayers. There are moments when, whatever be the body, the soul is on its knees
-Victor Hugo
Stopped buying
Tony: Give me a cigarette.
Kim: I thought you've stopped smoking.
Tony:
i'm on the 1st stage!
Kim:
what do you mean?
Tony: I've stopped buying
Connection Mange aapse
Har khusi hasi mange aapse,
Har phool khusbu mange Aapse,
Itni roshni ho aapki zindgi me ,
Ki khud electricity wale connection Mange aapse.
TAJ-MAHAL banta hai
Hazaro jhopdiya jalkar rakh hoti hai,
Tab jakar kahin ek mahell banta hai,
Ashiqo k marne pe kafan bhi nahi ,ilta aur hasino k marne par TAJ-MAHAL banta hai..
SMS kiya krenge
Jabtak hum jiya krenge,,
apko tang kiya krenge...
Agar hum mar bhi gaye to...?
to?
to?
to- YAMRAJ ke mobile se SMS kiya krenge...
Haste rahenge
Unki ek naza ko taraste rahenge,
yeh aansu har pal baraste rahenge,
Kabhi bitenga kuchh pal unke saath,
Bas yahi soch kr hm haste rahenge.
When itflung wide
The sun was like a great visiting presence that stimulated & took its due from all animal energy. When itflung wide its coak & stepped
-Willa cather
Badane ke liye
Boy- Apni beti ki shadi mujse kr do mai aapko uske wazan k brabar sona dunga
Father-Waqt do
Boy- sochne ko?
Father- nahi beti ka wazan Badane ke liye.
Aur ko jalane
Vada hmne kiya nibhane k liye,
Dil diya dil pane k liya,
Unhone mohbt sikha di or kaha hmne to mohbt ki thi kisi aur ko jalane k liya.
Mitaya nahi jata
Murjhaya phool jaise khilaya nahi jata,,
Vaise hi tumhe bhulaya nahi jata.
Yu to main apko bhul chuka hun,
lekin tere khayalo ko dil se mitaya nahi jata
C programming SMS
#include
#include
main()
{
int colour;
clrscr();
if(date==1)
printf(" Happy Holi");
else
printf("Advance Happy Holi");
return 0;
}
Aa jaati hai
Teacher: Batao sabse zyada nasha kis cheez me hota hai?
Student: Books me...!!
Teacher: vo kaise?
Student: Kholte hi need aa jaati hai...!
Answered by Google
Beautiful lines written outside the temple
Q: why should we believe God?
Answer: Because there are yet some questions which are not answered by Google
Damn attractive
Naughty Thought: "It is really hard to wait for the right person in life...
especially when the wrong ones are damn attractive"
Jaur nahana
Dove- Rs 43
Pears-Rs 25
Dettol-Rs 22
Cinthol- Rs 19
LUX- Rs 15
Medimix-Rs 12
LifeBuoy- Rs 8
Fena Rs- 5
koi bhi lagana
pr Holi ko jaur nahana
Utha ke le ayenge
A best frnd is 1 who says-
"wo teri kismat me nahi,yaar use bhul ja"
But a true frnd is 1 who says-
"Tu padai pe dhyan de, ghar se utha ke le ayenge usko"
Miss in our life
sometime missing is more precious than being together....
Because we miss only those whom we never want to miss in our life...
So i miss u...
take care
Ki ada ajeeb hai
Intezaar ka maza ajeeb hai,
Uske pyar ki saza ajeeb hai,
m usse yaad kiya kata hu subah shaam,
Aur uske khamosh rehne ki ada ajeeb hai !
Tumhe manane ke liye
Tarste h tumhe batane ke liye,
Zinda h tumhara pyar nibhane ke liye,
Kabhi ruth na jana humse,
varna hum mar bhi jayenge tumhe manane ke liye
Crazy friends
Time will chng evrything.
classroom 2 office
Books 2 files
Bike 2 car
pocket money 2 salry
But v should b same cute,stupid,idiot & crazy friends for ever
Hove terian baahan di
baah phad k le chal naal menu badi mitti fakki terian rahan di,
je pyar saza taan manzur saanu per qaid hove terian baahan di
Know who did it?
Why do doctors & nurses wear masks during operation?
So that if someone makes a mistake, no one will know who did it?
Boy to do anything
The 2 dangerous weapons in the world rather than a nuclear bomb are:
1: A Girl's Smile,
2: A Girl's tears both can make a boy to do anything!!
Ehsaas zyada khoobsurat
Agar tum use na pa sakoo jise tum chahte ho,
To usse zaror pa lena jo tumhe chahta ho,
Kyonki Chahne se chahe jane ka Ehsaas zyada khoobsurat hai.
Dua mat dena
kisi ki chahat ka tum imtehan mat lena,
Jo Nibhaya hi na ja sake woh wada na dena,
Jise tumhare bina jine ki aadat hi na ho,
Usse kabhi jine ki dua mat dena...
Diwana leke
Aaaye hai dard ki mehfil me bahana leke,
Gumsum hothon pe tarana leke,
Khuda salamat rakhe ashiquon ko,
Aaye hai jo dil Diwana leke.
Mumtaj hoti hai
Har nazar me 1 khushi hoti hai,
Har nazar me 1 chahat hoti hai,
Mumkin nahi hota sabke liye taj mehel banana pr hr dil me 1 Mumtaj hoti hai
Uss baag ke maali hai
Hamari muskurahat dekh kr duniya ne soch ki hum gam se khali hai,
Pr unko kya pata jis gam ke baag me duniya rehti hai hum uss baag ke maali hai.
5 Rs dunga
Bania apne bacho se bola -Jo raat ko khana nahi khayega use 5 Rs dunga.
Bache 5-5 Rs le kr so gye.
Subah bola- Jo 5 Rs dega use hi khana milega.
Use bhul jane se
Pyar chupta nahi ankhe chupane se,
Dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjane se,
Hum use yad krte h jeene ke bahane se,
kyonki ruk jati h dhadkan use bhul jane se.
Roshni ko bhuja dena
Arz kiya hai
Ikhtiyar-e-tabassum se roshni ko bhuja dena,
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
upper wali line sajh me aa jaye to mujhe b bta dena.
Miss karte h
Iss dil me yado ke mele h,
Tum bin bahut hum akele h,
Sab kuch chhod ke hum tumhe SMS karte h,
Socho hum tumhe Kitna miss karte h.
Wapas GYM jata
Question- Gajini me Aamir Khan ne itni Body Kaise Banayi??
Ans: Jab woh GYM se wapas Aata tha, Toh 15 Minutes k Baad bhul jata or wapas GYM jata tha...
Lamho ki nishaniyan
Dekhte he aaj uss rah ki viraniya,
yaro k sath jaha suni thi kahaniya,
Guzra wo daur bichhad gaye sab dost,
sath reh gyi bas un lamho ki nishaniyan.
Pyara sa mukam de
Khushiya iss jahan ki khuda aap pr nisar de,
Bhul jao Har Gum Koi itna pyaar de,
jukh jaye aap k kadmo me ye duniya...
khuda aap ko wo pyara sa mukam de.
Muskrana aapka
Gam nahi waha jaha ho fasana aapka,
Khushiya dhundti rahe aashiyana aapka,
Wo waqt hi na aaye jab aap udas ho,
Ye duniya bhula na sake muskrana aapka...
Kharidega kya?
Height of Business-
In train A mosquito Enters.
Chinese catches it & Eats it,
Baniya sees that.
He catches d next mosquito & Asks chinese:
Kharidega kya?
Mujhse door nahi jaati
Raat ki Khamoshi raas nahi aati,
Meri parchai bhi ab mere paas nahi aati,
Aati hai to bas apki yaad jo aakar ek pal bhi mujhse door nahi jaati
Rehne ke bahane
Manzil bahut h,
Afsane bahut h,
Zindgi me imtehan aane bahut h.
Mat kro gila uska jomila nahi, is duniya me khushh rehne ke bahane bahut h.
Gulaab ko Deta hai
Sharabi ilzaam sharab ko deta hai,
Aashiq b ilzaam shabab ko deta hai,
Koi nahi kabool karta apni Bhool,
Kaanta b ilzaam Gulaab ko Deta hai.
Usi ki kami hai
Kuch bikhre sapne or ankho me nami hai,
Ek chota sa aasma or ek ummeed ki zami hai,
Yu to bahut kuch hai zindgi me,
sirf jinhe chahtey hai usi ki kami hai.
Only the answer
Fill up the blanks.....
1) Your name.......
2) %age in 10th......%
3) Gender........
Now read Only the answer
Jhakh marke tumare piche
Baba
Ranchoddas on Dosti-"Dost ke piche mat bhago.. Agar bhagna hai to dost ki girlfriend k piche bhago Dost jhakh marke tumare piche ayega"
I have no heart
A cute poem by a kid abt love "I Hav a heart n Dat is true, But nw it has gone from me 2 u,so care 4 it just like i do,bcoz i have no heart n u have two "
Wo lakir kaha
Pyarki wo hasin tasvir kaha se laau
teri dosti se achi takdir kaha se laau
har janam me tuhi bata hathm wo lakir kaha se laau.
when nobody touch
When someone touch u and u dont feel, its ignorance. When someone touch u and u feel it, its love. when nobody touch u but u feel it, bhag le beta BhooT h.
Jiske hr word se
BIHAR ais state h jiske hr word se India ka nam aata h B- Bharat
I- India,
H- Hindustan,
A- Arywart,
R- Riwa.
Iss msg ko hr bihari tk pochana. Mene to apna kaam kr diya
I.C.U me Hosh
Arz kiya h beth kr mehboob ki bahon k saye m aisa josh aaya,
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Wah!
Phir?
phir kya?
Papa ne Dekh liya aur I.C.U me Hosh aya.
Wah wah Wah!
Nahi Chahte
AANSU
Smile
Se
zyada
special
hote hai
Bcoz
SMILE
to
sab ke liye Hoti Hai
Mgr
AAnsu
Sirf
unke liye hote hai
Jinhe
Hum
Khona
Nahi
Chahte
Bigger then Anything
some people Hurt by words and some by action But D Biggest hurt i Believe is that someone ignoring u wen u value them Bigger then Anything Else
Aaj Bivi ka cell
Santa- Aaj tere cell pe bade " I love u" k msg aa rahe h.
kya baat hai?
Banta- (fakr k saath) " Oye kuch nahi, Aaj Bivi ka cell Laya Hu na
Good morning kahenge
Chahe
gussa karo
chahe
galia do
chahe
sar pito
chahe maar lo
chahe
cell todo
chahe
ghar ka saman
phenk do
hum to isi time good morning kahenge
Wo aapka pyar h
Rulana hr kisi ko aata hai,
hasana kisi-2 ko aata h,
rula kr jo manaye wo schha yaar hai
jo rula k khud b aansu bhaye wo aapka pyar h.
Best frnd like u
I waited 9 months to see d World,
1 Year 2 Walk,
2 Year 2 talk,
3 yrs 2 start studying,
but i waited too many years 2 find a best frnd like u!
Sawal ka answer
kanto k badle kya flower doge Aansu k badle kya smile doge Hum chahte hai lifetime dosti bolo hamare is sawal ka answer kya doge
All gud relations
On the shore of life, All gud relations r like waves.
they cum and go but they touch in such a way dat a
feeling of closeness remains forevr....!
Loves you more
Live for the person who dies for u,
smile for the person who cries for u,
fight for the person who protects u and
love the person who loves you more than u do!
I heard it from u
A kiss is just a kiss till u find the 1 u luv. A hug is just a hug till u find the 1 u're
always thinkin of. A dream is just a dream till it comes true. Luv was just a word
till I heard it from u.
Without good reason
True love means:
2 feel some1 in ever heartbeat,
2 findsome1 in every thought,
2 C some1 with closed eyes,
and 2 miss some1 without good reason :)
The Last One To Die
If I Were To Buy You A Bunch Of Roses, I Would Place A Plastic One In The Middle,Then Say "My Love Will Be The Last One To Die"******HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY*****
Scare me I luv it
The way u look into my eyes, it scares me,
The way u say I Luv U, it scares me,
The way u know just what to say, it scares me,
The ways u scare me I luv it.
True Love Really Is
So Many Time
I Thought I’d Never
Find Sum1 To Love Me
d Way I Needed 2 B
Loved Then
U Came In My Life
&
Showed Me
Wh8 True Love
Really Is :)
Happy Valentine’s Day
Kismat saath nahi hoti
Chaahne se koi chiz apni nahi hoti,
Har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti,
pana to chahte hai bahut kuch ,
Magar kabhi waqt to kabhi kismat saath nahi hoti.
Khud se zyada
Chaha hai jise Chahat se zyada
samjha hai jise dost se zyada
Bharosa hai jis pe khud se zyada
Tu hi hai wo HARAMZADA.....
Dikhaya mat karo
Aasu ko palko tak laya mat karo,
Dil ki baat kisi ko bataya mat kro,
log muthi mein namak liye phirte hai,
Apne zakham unhe dikhaya mat karo.
One who love u
Goldenfact of life- "when some one love u, u dont realize, its too late.....u always love the one who leave u and leave the one who love u..
MALE DOMINATED WORLD
Real Facts:
wen a girl cries "d world consoles her"
bt wen boy cries, "come on man dont be a girl"
If a girl slaps a boy "Boy has done d mistake"
If boy slaps a girl "rascal doesnt know to respect ladies"
If a boy talks to girl " he is FLIRTING"
If girl is talking to boyz "she is frnly"
If a girl met wid an accident," then its mistake of others"
if a boy does "bloody u dont know how 2 drive"
Still people say "It's MALE DOMINATED WORLD"
Inform all Girls
U r kindly informd dat Er. ABC's mobile w'i be switched off on 14th feb (valentine's day) to avoid unwanted proposals plz inform all Girls ...%
Awara ghoom rahi h
Teacher : Cow hamari mata h, D same moment outside d school a cow walking on d road. Student: teacher ji, bahar apli maa awara ghoom rahi h...
Brother n sister
New style of proposing a girl..i have spent many sleepless nites in ur luv n i dnt want my son 2 do d same 4 ur daughter so lets mk them brother n sister.
Aap mere sir nahi
Master ji (class me)- Agar sache dil se GOD se prathna ki jaye to wo puri hoti hai. Ladka- Rehne do sir, agar aisa hota to aaj aap mere sir nahi sasur hote
Cant do any mistake
Happy slap day.. Frndzzz... if i hv evr done a mistke thn u can
slap urself ...coz i cnt do any mistake....
zehar mila deya.
Mohabbat ne aaj hamko rula dia,
jis par marte the usne hi bhula dia,
hum bhi uski yaad bhulane ke liye peete gye,
ek din bewafa ne usme bhi zehar mila deya...!
Wah wah pate ho
Hamari Achhai ka kitnafayda uthate ho,
1 msg bhej ke 15 free me pate ho,
hamare dil pekitna zulm dhate ho,
hamara msg forward karke dusre ki wah wah pate ho...
Chahe muze sab k baad rakhna
Itni si fariyad meri yaad rkhna mere sath beete pal abaad rakhna Apne dosto me meri dosti yaad rkhna chahe muze sab k baad rakhna
Saheli nal gal
Punjab da Valentine vekho,
Boy To Girl- Main Aapse FRIENDSHIP KARNA Chata Hun. Girl- Meri Sagai ho gyi hai. Boy- Fer Bhen Banke Apni Kisi Saheli nal gal karade....
Cute HEART
Million People r sleeping,crores r doing work,
Lakhs r watching TV, 1000's r talking Heart 2 heart, But Only "1" Cute HEART is Readding my msg.......
More every day
I would never be tired of you
even if I am with you all day long.
In fact I grow to like you
a little more every day.
I love you.
Will u love me ??
If i reached for your hand , will u hold it ?
If i hold out my arms, will u hug me ?
If i go for your lips, will u kiss me ?
If i capture ur heart , will u love me ??
Til my life is through
softly d leaves fo memories wil fal,
i'll pick them up & gather them all,
coz 2day, 2moro & til my life is through
i'll cherish having sum1 like u!
Gave me the best
ask God for a rose n he gave me flowers;
I ask God for water n he gave me an ocean;
I ask God for an angel n he gave me the best love ever!
Lets get together
sweeter dan sugar, softer dan wine. be 4 always my valentine. flowers from heaven, kisses from u, all i need 2 remind me of u. love is perfect 4 me & u. so lets get 2gether & make it true.
Found luv when
Luv is like a cloud... luv is like a dream... luv is 1 word and everything in between... luv is a fairytale come true... Coz I found luv when I found U.
The ones you miss
If u wanna know how much I miss you,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,and the ones you miss is how much I miss
You will never end
My heart for you will never break.
My smile for you will never fade.
My love for you will never end.
I love you!
Beautiful as you
When i look at you,
i cannot deny there is God,
cause only God could have created some one
as wonderful n beautiful as you
Break my heart too
Love is like a CD track
That links our hearts together
Dont ever break that CD coz
That wud break my heart too.........
Person who is reading
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the
distance to the person who is reading this.
without good
True love means:
2 feel some1 in ever heartbeat,
2 findsome1 in every thought,
2 C some1 with closed eyes,
and 2 miss some1 without good reason :)
Love and care you
I send you this gift of a kiss and hug as my Valentine gift for you. Wish you all the best and would like to appreaciate your work towards the love and care you show me. Am grateful.
I want to say
If Roses were black and violets were brown, my love for you would never be found but roses r red and violets are blue, all I want to say is I LUV U!
The meanings of VALENTINE
Do u know what r the meanings of VALENTINE
Ans: You r V:very
E:eminent
L:lovely
E:energetic
N:nice
T:tamizdar
I:inteligent
N:noble
E:everloving
Love with our hearts.
Sometimes we make love with our eyes.
Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies.
Always we make love with our hearts.
If u ever forget me!!
God made us body parts for a reason.
Eyes : to look at you
Hands : to pray for you
Mind : to remember you
Heart : to miss you
and…
Legs : to kick you if u ever forget me!!
The girl whos right
I dream about you evey night
I shiver when your in sight
I long to hold you close n tight
I wanna be there with all my might
I m just hoping I'm the girl whos right
Wanted was sum1 like U
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Wonderful friend and companion
Your smile is my sunrise, your kiss is my sunset.
Thank you for being the most wonderful friend and companion
Life would be much
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
This special occasion
I\'m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it\'s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Valentine's Day Lover
Ever take your place
Love so much my heart is sure. As time goes on I love you more, Your happy smile. Your loving face no one will ever take your place. Wish you a Happy Valentine's Day!
Valentine with ur family
A BAD NEWS FOR ALL YOUNG GALS & GUYS-
.
.
Dear, This Valentine is coming on Sunday!!
.
.
Ab kya bol k ghar se nikloge???
Ha Ha!!
.
.
Enjoy this Valentine with ur family.
whenever you feel alone
If I could die early I would ask God if I could be your guardian angel, so I could wrap my wings around you and embrace you whenever you feel alone.
throughout your life.
Loving hundred wrong persons
may not even effect your life,
but
hating one right person
will leave you a broken
throughout your life. . .!
value the Answer is U.
If Your asking if I Need U the answer is 4Ever..
If Your askin if I'll Leave U the answer is Never..
If Your askin what I value the Answer is U..
if Your askin if I love U the answer is I do.
All I ever wanted
All I wanted was sum1 2 care 4 me
All I wanted was sum1 who'd b there 4 me
All I ever wanted was sum1 who'd b true
All I ever wantedwas sum1 like U...
Across the distance
Love can be expressed in many ways. One way I know is to send it across the
distance to the person who is reading this.
Joy of my life
like a bright sunshine on a dreary day
like the assuring moonlight on a murky night
like a fresh blossom on a barren land
you're the joy of my life
I'll love you till eternity
and beyond!
Warmth of romance
May this Valentine bless us with the cupid of love and warmth of romance. Happy Valentine's Day Honey!
February is here
February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Joy in a heart
Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart.
Happy Valentines Day my love.
EXTREMELY for you
The person who loves you a lot
will always do TWO things EXTREMELY for you
Silently CARING..
&
openly HURTING..
to make you PERFECT..
Gujarish hai
Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...
Night my thought
As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can't wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u'll see that it's true,
Day & Night my thought r of U..
Deposit your
I am opening an emotional bank account for u sweetheart, so deposit your love in
it and you will get the interest.
Here's wishing you
Sweeter than the candies
lovellier than the red roses
more huggable than soft toys
that's what you're
here's wishing you a valentines day
that's as special as you're
Dark day seem bright
Don't go for looks, they can deceive Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for sum1 who makes u smile becoz only a smile makes a dark day seem bright.. Happy Valentine's Day.
My love for you
My heart for you will never break. My smile for you will never fade. My love for you will never end. I love you!
Chocolates
Its d Month of
Kisses,Surprises,
Proposals n Dates,
Chocolates n Gifts,
Hugs n LuvSongs
It’s feb..
Wishng u a Love filled
Valentine Month..!!
Have U in my lif
U r unique
U r caring and
U r the Best.And I am d luckiest to have U in my life!
Happy Valentine's Day my sweet heart!
I dont like Apples
The Super most example of love in My life.
‘When apples were 4 & we were 5,
then my mother said,
‘I dont like Apples.’
Than Tomorrow
For You SEE,
Each Day I love You More
Today More than Yesterday
And Less Than Tomorrow
Happy Valentines Day
Without a reflection
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
Happy Valentines
Happy
Valentines
Day
Happy
Valentines
Day
Happy
Valentines
Day
Happy
Valentines
Day
With all my love
Wanting more....
We\'ve known each other, For a long long time, But I never really noticed, All the magic in your eyes, I\'ve been around you, A thousand times before, And you\'ve always been a friend to me, But now I\'m wanting more....think about it ! Happy Valentine\'s Day!
You are for me
Let's share the world
. A sea is for you, and waves are for me.
The sky is for you, and stars are for me.
The sun is for you, and light is for me.
Everything is for you, and you are for me.
DATE SHEET of Valentine's Day
DATE SHEET aa gyi,tayari shuru kar do
7 Rose Day
8 Prpose Day
9 Chochlate Day
10 Teddy Day
11 Promise Day
12 Hug Day
13 Kiss Day
14 Valentine's Day
Always be there
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see, Like a rose without color. Always be there in my life sweetheart.
From your heart
Love is like playing the piano.
First you must learn to
play by the rules,
then you must forget the
rules and lay from your heart.
Will ALWAYS b.
Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b...
I'll tell You
14 Feb ko Aapka "Valentine" Aapko Kya ** Kary ga?
choos The # Then I'll tell You the Answer.
V1. V2. V3.
V4. V5. V6.
V7. V8. V9.
Answer:
V1=Red Roses
V2=Perfume
V3=Cloths
V4=Candle night dinner
V5=Gold Ring
V6=Kiss
V7=Duaayeen
V8=Chocolates
V9=Kuch nahin
Luv everyday
Without Love -- dayz are
"Sadday,
moanday,
tearsday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...
Wish u a Happy Valentine's Day!
More than words
As the day gives way to night
I miss you having by my side
my heart is singing the song to say
I've been missing you more than words can say
Smile and say
Love is Life Love is Knife It cuts our throat, till the time we thrive, sorrow and nature, don't go aside, but smile and say, that u r my Valentine...
Please do not break
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
WISH U A HAPPY
WHEN I LOOK BACK TO MY LIFE,
YOU BECAME A SPECIAL PART IN EVERYTHING OF MY LIFE,
I WISH U A HAPPY VALENTINE DAY.
MAY GOD BLESS YOU IN EVERYTHING.
I LOVE YOU
No poems no fancy words I just want the world to know that I LOVE YOU my Princess with all my heart. Happy Valentines Day.
Love Again
We Dont Succeed In Our 1st Love!
Becoz We Lack Certain Qualites.
But
After Achieving Those Qualities,
We Never Love Again!
Much simpler
Love isn't a decision, it's a feeling. If we could decide who to love, then, life would be much simpler, but then less magical.
Have a lovely day
24hrs make a lovely day, 7 days make a lovely week, 52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a person like me will make ur life lovely. Have a lovely day n life
Rare And Very Special
On Valentines Day I Want To Tell You This
Knowing You Is An Extraordinary Pleasure
Your Caring Heart Is Always Quick To Give
You are Unique A Rare And Very Special Treasure
HaPpY VaLentiNe DaY
They won't hear
Don't wait until it's too late to tell someone how much you love, how much you care. Because when they're gone, no matter how loud you shout and cry, they won't hear you anymore.
bug ja pher
Ek tau bus conductor se boojhan lagya, “Re bhai manne Rohtak jana, ya bus kitt jaegi?”
O bolya, “Dilli jagi”.
Tau pher bolya, “Per is board pe to Rohtak likh rakhya se.”
Conductor bolya, “Tau nu kar, tu isse board pe baeth ke bug ja pher.”
aap gua Bethe
Hasna Ohna di Aadat C
Aasi galat Andaja la Bethe
Oh hasde hasde vasde rehe
Te aasi apna aap gua Bethe.
Ten Sports, Discovery Channel
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class.
She called on him and said, "Pappu! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?"
Little Johnny quickly replied, "Cartoon Network, Ten Sports, Discovery Channel and Pogo!"
dial karne se
Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye. Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye...
nibha dita!
SMS bhejan da nahi si shonk saanu,
teri yaad ne mobile fada dita,
Message likhde likhde space muki,
assi overwrite alloweed la dita,
yaara mereya message reply karin,
assi apna farz nibha dita!!
your feeling is for sure
Don’t rush in love for it never runs out. Let love be the one to knock at your door, so by the time you start to fall, you know that your feeling is for sure.
kisi aur ki chahiye
Banta: Life ko kaun zyada achhaa bana sakti hai, Girlfriend ya Wife?
Santa: WIFE. Bas, honi kisi aur ki chahiye!
Dont Call Me Now
Santa petrol pump gya, wahan usne aik board pe likha dekha
‘Dont Use mobile here’
Santa G ny mobile nikala or har dost phone kar k kaha
‘Dont Call Me Now!
manaan vaaste
Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste
fasayi hoyi ae
Teri gali whicho langaa ge jaan-jaan ke,
saanu pata ae ki tu Thane report likhvayi hoyi ae,
jaa ke puch layi tu Thanedaar nu,
assi ohdi vi kudi fasayi hoyi ae!!!
I was born in GOA
Teacher to santa: where were you born?
Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
Teacher: can u spell it?
Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
Grare kar sakde ho
Santa: Dr. saab, I'm suffering from loose motion.
Doc: Kinni ku patli aundi hai?
Santa: Dr. saab, samaj lao ke tusi us naal Grare kar sakde ho !
pahle bata
Santa ask to Banta:
I am Going Iska Kya matalab hota hai
Banta: Mai ja raha hu
Santa: Aise nahi jane dunga pahle bata
lene chahiye
Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye
tere vi gin laye ne
Santa: Mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha santa 64 nahi 32 Dand hunde ne.
Santa: Meinu patta se tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
bina hun reh nahi sakda
Santa's shayari: Kutta marr gaya razai vich, main pagal ho gaya teri judai vich, fernail te machchar beh nahi sakda, main tere bina hun reh nahi sakda.
Airhostess!
Teacher: Asman me udne wali chiz ande deti hai, jamin pe rahne wali bache deti hai. Kaun hai jo Asman me udti hai par bachche jamin par deti he?
Santa: Airhostess!
7pm to 10pm
Shadi me santa bahut der se khana kha raha tha
Banta kab tak khaoge?
Santa e to khud kha kha k dukhi hu
par cardme likha he dinner: 7pm to 10pm
samay yaad ayega
Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega,
Tumko bhi koi shaks yaad ayega,
Tab bhool jayenge zindgi ke gam ko,
Jab apke sath guzara samay yaad ayega.
time bata rahe hain
Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?
Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!
Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
comes out of the mouth
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
raha hoon.
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe.
Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti.
Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.
badal jate hain
Banta: What's the similarity between Marriage and 11:59pm?
Santa: Dono k baad 12-bajte hain aur din badal jate hain.
lick ho raha he
bunta baraf ka tukra lekar gaur se dekh raha tha .Kisi ne kaha ,Kya kar rahe ho
bunta -dekh raha hu ki kaha se lick ho raha he....:-
woh bhi ulta
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?"
Banta: "B.A."
Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
kapde ki karne si
Banta:how did u got a new car? Santa:A girl drove me to a beach, took her cloth & and said: take what do u want & i took car banta: good yaar kapde ki karne si.
doosri shaadi karli
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
majak kiya tha
meine bhi pyar kiya tha, thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha,
Badal gayi dunia usdin jab usne kaha "Are pagal maine to majak kiya tha"
dog die in convulsions
Santa: My mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog!
Banta: Oh! That’s terrible.
Santa: Yes, it was sad to watch the dog die in convulsions
bahut maar padi thi
Jeeto: Ek baat batani hai, par plz muje marna nahi.
Santa: Bolo.
Jeeto: Mein Pregnant hu!
Santa: It's a gud News.
Jeeto: Shadi k pahle pitaji ko bataya to bahut maar padi thi.
VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doc.
Doc: wht happened?
Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
Party wear nahin chahiye
Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye
each other
Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other. -Rene Yasenek
kuch bhi kar sakta hai
Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai
handwriting pehchan li to...?
Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?
comes out of the mouth
Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.
Correspondence Course
Banta was driving his car in a zigzag fashion on d road. Traffic inspector stopped him.
Banta: I'm learning car driving.
Inspector: Without d instructor?
Banta: Correspondence Course!
pasting them on the envelopes.
Santa: Why Americans stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?
Banta: Coz people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes.
pe aa rahi hai
Santa: standing on platform suddenly jumps on railway track.
Man: marega kya?
Santa: Saale marega to tu, suna nahi train platform pe aa rahi hai.
oxic waste
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. -David Bissonette
car mein chalaoonga!
Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha set kiya. Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
AANKH lag gayi..
Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
pleasure of a moment with u
I have liked many but loved very few yet no one has been as sweet as you. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.
LADIES TOILET !
Teacher: Aisi kisi jagah ka naam batao jise banaya to aadmi ne hai par fir bhi wo wahan par ja nahi sakta? Papu: LADIES TOILET!
kambhakt peeten nahin
Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
ocha hi nati tha.......
Santa : banta, r u know fullfom of "WIFE"
Banta : Yes,
Santa : Bolo..
Banta : W = without
I = information
F = Fight
E = Every time
Santa : yeto ment socha hi nati tha......................
continuation of the species
Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species. -W. Somerset Maugham
10ve number pe tha
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado Santa aage nahin bada
Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?
Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha
subah 10 se 12
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".
I need you
To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have a heart I need happiness and to have happiness I need you!
SUMO kiti hoi
Bante de ghar buddi mar gayi. Saare kehan lagge: Bebe mainu lai jaandi! Mainu lai jaandi!
Banta vichon uthh ke kehenda: Saaleo! Bebe ne SUMO kiti hoi si ki?
paper is leaking
Once Professor Santa asked a plumber to come to his college. You know why?
Because he wanted to check from where the question paper is leaking.
RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA
Dont touch anything!
Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and a Bunta were sent to the outer space.
The ground control issues commands
Rubi!
Woof!
Press the red button.
Woof! Woof!
Moti!
Woof!
Press the white button.
Woof! Woof!
Bunta!
Woof.
Stop barking, feed the dogs and dont touch anything!
Difficult as that
# Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that. -Michael Leunig
dhup dhup dhup
In an interview,
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. ....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Santa: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...
I am falling in love
Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata.
Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa : I am falling in love.
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