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Real meaning of pain
Tears r one of the most costly liquid
Do u know why?
Coz out of many liquids here in the world
only Tears can explain the Real meaning of pain
Archive for September 2010
Apna khayal rakhna
Khuda ki bandage me khudko nihal rakhna,
har dua me labpe kuch sawal rakhna,
dur hokar bhi agar dena chaho khushi mujhe,
toh har ghadi har pal apna khayal rakhna.
Thukra Na Skay.
Hamein Pata Tha K Teri Muhabat K
"Jaam" Mein "Zehar" hai "
BEWAFA
Lekin.!
Tere Pilany Mein Khaloos itNa Tha k
HuM Thukra Na Skay... !
Ijazat De Di
Palkon Ki Nami Mein Chupa Kar Sapno Ko..
Humne Unhe Jaane Ki Izazat de di ..
Hum toot Kar Bikhar Gaye Tukro Mein..
Unhe Muskarane Ki Ijazat De Di
Mulakat nahi hoti…..
Chahane se har baat nahi hoti,
Thode se andhere se raat nahi hoti…..
Jinhe hum jaan se jyada chahte hai,
Unse har roz mulakat nahi hoti…..
I love you very much
Mother is an undying love,
A love beyond compare,
the one you take your troubles to,
she is the one who really cares.
Mother you are all of this and more,
I love you very much.
Parho'n ga.. ;->
Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna
2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye'n
Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho'n ga.. ;->
Aap dua kren..
DocTors After operation..
and students after examzz have same thing to say.....
V tried our best....
right nw..
v cant say anything,aap dua kren..
Rahta hai woh!
Durr kahin wadi main rahta hai woh!
Har lamha khayal main rahta hai woh!
Kaisa hai woh kis haal main hai woh!
Dil ke har sawal main rahta hai woh!
She Has COME….
2day i mee her and told about u she told me she wud like 2 see u any time 2day
she is very cute!
Her Name is
“SMILE”
LOOK!
She Has COME…..
To Challenge Me
Attitude of a 'STUDENT'
"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I'll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me"
Chweet chweet dreams
On this chill chill night,
in ur dark dark room,
from your small small window,
look at the bright bright stars
wishing you a chweet chweet dreams
Haath Hota Hai
Ye Soch k Hum ne Exam k Dinon Mai Bachi fansai,
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Har Kamyabi k Peeche Aurat ka Haath Hota Hai. :-)
Makes U smile!
Simple Bye makes us cry,
Simple joke makes us Laugh,
Simple care makes us fall in Luv,
Simple Touch makes us feel better,
But I hope my simple MSG makes U smile!
Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Students While Studying For Exams
-Books n Notes Open
-Highlighting Sentences
-Pen In Mouth
-Blank Page
-Eating Drinking
-Turning Pages
-Readin 'Headings'
-Thinkin About Where To Start From
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Texting Friends
Oye Kitna Hua? Mujhy Bht Tension Ho Rahi Hy
Plz Pray For Me =P ;)
Make a dictionary
If I were to make a dictionary:
CUTE = you;
SWEET = you;
THOUGHTFUL = you;
GOOD LOOKING = you;
GORGEOUS = you;
LIAR = me!
Students welfare association
Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
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Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein...! :-D
A Student Service Msg from "students welfare association"
Neelam na hone denge.
Azadi ki kabhi sham na hone denge,
Shahido ki kurbani badnam na hone denge.
Bachi h jo 1 boond lahu ki tb tk BHARAT MA ka aanchal neelam na hone denge.
Alag alag name hai
WIFE ....
BIWI ...
AUR
PATNI...
mein kya fark hai ?
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SOCHO...
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Kuch fark nahi hai dost. Ye musibat ke 3 alag alag name hai.
Satisfied?
Somebody wants
2 kiss U.
close ur eyes
umm.umm
ok. satisfied
now
open ur eyes
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x(@..@)x
"(---)"
BANDAR PAPPI LE GAYA OYE....
Aise likhna tha
IQ test:'Chaar zero ek saat likho'
Likha?
Kaise?
0000 aise likha kya?
Wah beta
fail!
4017
aise likhna tha
Chak De India
Sachi bahaduri ka matlb
der rat ko ghar lotna
late-night club se
nashe me bilkul tun
Papaji hath m hockey lekr gate khole
Or tum kaho"Chak De India".
REPLY IS MUST
REPLY IS MUST...
Agr life me kabhi hum contact me na rahe
ya alag ho jaye to wo kaun si pehli chiz
h jo meri yaad dilaegi apko.? rply zaruri hai.
Mujhe lagta hai
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, "abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega"
Jaldi Bharta h.
Aaj barish hone Ki sambhavna he,
Plz apne dimag wali jagah ko PLASTIC se dhak lo,
bcoz Khali jaghon me pani jaldi Bharta h.
Be more beautiful
Kisi ki khushi main shareek na ho balkay us ki khushi ki vajah bano,
aur her kisi k dukh main shareek ho na k kisi k dukh ki vajah bano,
then life will be more beautiful .
Barish jis Trha
Aap Hmari Duvao me samil ho is Trha
fulo me hoti h khusbu jis Trha
Khuda ap ki zindagi me itni khushya de
zamin pe hoti h barish jis Trha
JIO DIL SE..
Khushi ne vada kiya- I will come after 5 days!
Zindgi ke calender me dekha to kambakht "Jeene ke din hi char the"
so enjoy every moment
JIO DIL SE..
Pane Ki Chah Kare.
Apne Aasuo Ko Itna Mehnga Karo Ki Koi Unhe Lene Ki Koshish Na Kare
Or
Apni Muskan Ko Itna Sasta Kar Do Ki Har Koi UsKo Pane Ki Chah Kare.!!!
Seeng nahi hote.
An exercise for you:
kripaya apne sar pe haat daale
Aaram se tatole
Khoob Tatole
Ab bataye aapke sar pe kitne seeng hai?
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EK BHI NAHI?
Kahan se Aayenge
gadhe ke sar pe seeng nahi hote.
Mar gyi pagli..
Sory kuch dino tak sms nhi kar paunga
Police ne pakad liya h
Murder case me
Maine 1 ladki ko smile pass kardi?
khushi se hi mar gyi pagli..
Kamine rhte ha.
LIFE changes frm
Clasroom 2office
Books 2files
Jeans 2formal
Pocketmoney 2salary
Grlfrnd 2wife,
Lekin saale dost kbhi nahi badalte
Kamine ke kamine rhte ha.
Samhalkar Chalna
Apna khayal Rakhna
Koi Bhari Cheez Mat Uthana
Khana Time Par khana
Bade Samhalkar Chalna
kyunki 8wa Mahina chal raha Hai na
isme Bahut barish hoti hai.
Chale aate hai
Aasooyon ko na dosh do...
Kambaqt yahi to wafaa karte hai...
Akelepan me yeh dil behlaane ko humara..
bin pooche...
chale aate hai
Kya pategi
Real_Boy
2type ki girls k
piche Na bhago
1-Jiske piche mai hu
Qki wo tumko kabi nai milegi
2-jiske piche mai nai hu
Qki jo mujse n pati
wo tumse kya pategi
Ke chala gaya
garmi me bus stop pe log bus ka intejaar kar rahe the
1 bikhari aaya
sabse paise liye
aur taxi me baith ke chala gaya
Dekhte hain
Hum To mar mite the sanam ki tirchhi nazron pe,
Hame pata nahi tha sanam tirchha dekhte hain
THINK HATKE.
"Garmi aur Insult" jitni zyada mehsoos karoge,
utni hi zyada lagegi... So be cool & be besharam!!
ENJOY LIFE, THINK HATKE.
Hasil hota hai
Tajurba Insaan ko Galat Faisle se Bachata hai....
Magar Tajurba 'Galat Faisle' se he hasil hota hai
Name dikhega
Meine aap sabhi ko english ka ek word bheja hai,
Jise aap aage se pado ya piche se,
bus aapka he name dikhega - "U L L U"
Gina krte hain!
Har duaon mein dil se dua karte hain,
hath faelaye Rab se ek hi ilteja krte hain,
Unpar gum ka ek saaya b na aane paye,
jo hume apne dosto me gina krte hain!
Bhool Jate Hai
Hum MANTE Hai ki Humein Fursat Nahi Milti,,,
Magar Ye Bhi Zara Socho Tumhein Jab Yaad Karte Hai
to Zamaana Bhool Jate Hai.
Fatt ti hai..
United we stand , divided we fall
ka hindi version-
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'Sangathan mein shakti hai,
Akele mein fatt ti hai..
PEDA KAR DETI HAI
khabi bi kamyabi ko dimaag me dimagh me
aur nakami ko dil me jagha na dena /
kyo ki kamyabi dimag me
GHAMAND AUR NAKAMI DIL ME MAYUSI PEDA KAR DETI HAI
Katori Me Duba de
Ae Khuda Baris Karva De,
1Katori Pani Bharva de,
Jo Muze MSG Nhi Krate Unka
MOB Usme Us Katori Me Duba de.
"NA RAHEGA MOB NA BAJEGI TONE"
Goli mar denge....
Dedicated to all my frnds. . !!
Kabhi pasand na aaye sath mera to bata dena...,,:-(
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Ham dil p pathar rakh k tmhe goli mar denge....!!
MUNNI BADNAAM HUI
Boy:apne gharwalo ko chhod diya tere liye, Sab se rishta tod diya tere liye
Tune aaj tak kiya hi kya hai mere liye
Ladki: MUNNI BADNAAM HUI DARLING TERE LIYE..
Paida kar gaye
Description of majnu ki aulaad:
Laila majnu milna sake
beach main hi mar gaye,
App kaise kehte hoke
aulad paida kar gaye
Escalators
2 days of power cut in Delhi had made life miserable worst affected was "Delhi metro station"
where families of Santa and Banta were stuck for 48 hrs on.... Escalators
3 movie tickets
Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?
Husband: 4 u and ur parents.
Sone Nahin Denge .
Hum Aap Ko Kabhi Khoney Nahin Denge .
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahin Denge .
Chandni Raton Mein Aye Gi Meri Yaad .
To Meri Yaad Ke Woh Pal Aap Ko Sone Nahin Denge .
Dhoond hi leta hai
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai.
you and me
C u T e
S a Y i N g ... ! ! !
What Is The
O p p o s i t e
...Of TWO (2) ... ? ?
A LONELY
" M E "
A LONELY
" Y O U "
Hands properly..
If i go wrong,I need ur hand 2 correct me.
If i win,I need ur hand 2 wish me.
If i lost,I need ur hand 2 guide me.
so,
plz wash ur hands properly........!!
Try & belive it..
Nice inspiring quote:
" Every new idea is a joke,
until 1 man achieves it..& every new thought is silly,until u try & belive it.."
Us ke paas hai.
Har phool ki ajab kahani hai,
Chup rehna bhi pyar ki nishani hai,
Kahi koi zakhm nahi phir bhi kyu yeh ehsas hai,
Lagta hai dil ka ek tukda aj bhi us ke paas hai.
Engineering student Jokes
1) He/she will never/seldom talk about his/her studies/syllabus.
2) The one who says “maine 8 mein se 3 hi unit kari hain..tune??” 30 mins before the exam.
3) He will say the word “REAPPEAR/BACK AA GAYI” without any sad expression.
4) The one who says to teacher “Sir, report maine khud banayi hai”..but goes blank when asked questions.
5) When asked about bad result in exams he/she replies ” Papa, hamare college mein teachers hi nahi hain..Jo hain wo bhi bekaar hain” with a firm face and then says to himself/herself “BACH GAYA”..
Lovely Day
Learning from Water,
To Adjust yourself
in Every Situation,
In any Shape,
& Always Find Out your Own Way Beautifully!
Have a Lovely Day
Gae hongay
Beautiful saying by Chinese Philosopher
ching ming shing PEPSI ching pong 5 RUPAY ding dong
Matlub to ap samajh gae hongay ;-)
Good Morning
Bina sawan barsat nahi hoti,
Suraj doobe bina raat nahi hoti,
Apni to aadat hai aisi...,
Aapko wish kiye bina
Din ki shuruaat nahi hoti...
HAVE A NICE DAY
Good Morning
It is too late..
When you want more time to take correct decision than remember,
"Even a correct decision is wrong when it is too late..
Deewani mujhe banate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat mai
deewani mujhe banate ho
Mere bheege badan ko dekh kar
Shrarat se muskurate ho
Kapkapate is jisam ko
Apni bahon ka anchal urdate ho
Dhadkate hue humare dil ko
Apni baato se sehlate ho
Jalati hai man mai ek jawala
Jisko samjh khoob tum jaate ho
Band kar le jo hum apni ankhein
Bas hume hi dekhe jaate ho
Chum kar matha humara
Sir per rakh hath, seene se lagate ho
Sayam apne se, apna maan badate ho
Atte ho tum barsaat main, deewani mujhe banate ho
Jeeta hai.
Koi Magrur hokar pita hai,
koi Mazabur hokar pita hai.
Kambakht is sharab ko pine ke bad he
Aadami asal Zindagi jeeta hai.
Woh thanda saaa paani.
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo woh US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ki canteen,
Woh PheKha Samosaa, Woh thanda saaa paani,
Woh College ki sabse – purani nishaanee,
Woh chai vaalaa jisko – saare kehte the… jaani,
Woh jaani ke hathon – ki ‘cutting’ chai meethi,
Woh chup-kese journal – mein jo bheji thi chitthi,
Woh padhte hi chitthi – tha uska bhadakna,
Woh chehre ki laali, woh aankhon kaa gussaa …
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein – apni room se nikalnaa,
Woh project ki Khatir – tha dar dar bhataknaa ,
Woh lecture mein doston – ki proxy lagaanaa,
Woh sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Woh submission ki raton – ko jagna jagaanaa,
Woh viva ! s ke kisse, woh pracs ki kahani….
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani.
Woh dena Bimaari – ka har time bahana,
Woh doosron ka assignment – ko apnaa banana,
Woh seminar ke din – pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Woh workshop mein din bhar – pasinaa bahanaa,
Woh slogans banana – aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko ” tha bechain hona,
Woh Phekha samosa, woh thanda saaa paani..
College ki thi – woh lambi si raatein,
Woh doston se tapre pe – pyaari si Baatein;
Woh gathering ke din ka ” jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Woh kudiyon ka yuhin – hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi ——-
Woh college, woh baatein, woh guzara jamana
Woh Phekha Samosa, Woh thanda saaa paani..
My cute donkey….
A good friend is like a Donkey
because a good freind carrys the load of difficulties and pain in our friendship.
you do same and you are my good friend so you are my cute donkey….
Thing on my mind.
Sweet lines by a Boy..
I remember back when I was a little Boy
watching all those movies about a Boy falling
completely in love with a Girl.
I always told myself that that wasn't going to be me,
that I was never going to go crazy over a silly Girl,
but look at me now.
That silly Girl is the only thing on my mind.
Student rocks….!
Principal : I tried ur number so many times,
it said switched off…!
STUDENT said :”ya. it’s my CALLER TUNE”
Principal shock…!
Student rocks….!
What not to do..
Every success makes you grow strong,
Bcoz it teaches you what to do,
But every failure makes you stronger,
Bocz it also teaches you what not to do..
What we try for..
sea is common for all,
some take pearls,
some take fishes &
someone comes out with just wet legs,
world is common to all but we get what we try for..
NEVER DIES.....!
My sms are just like 'RAIN'.
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1 day it will increase,
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1 day it will decrease,
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NEVER DIES.....!
GirLFriend Ki
Arz Kiya He!
Ankho Main Nami
Thi
Or
Vitamin Ki Kami
Thi
Wah!Wah!
Jis Se Raat Bhar Chatting
Ki Woh...
GirLFriend Ki Mummy
Thi!
B INDIA THINK INDIAN
Angrejo ne chand par pani aur barf ki khoj ki h
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Ab hame sirf
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DARU AUR BHUJIYA le k jana h....
Cheeers...
B INDIA THINK INDIAN.
Kiss karegi
1 din apki life me ek khubsurat ladki aayegi jo apko bahot zyada pyar karegi ,apko pyar se chumegi or aapko dher sari kiss karegi .or kahegi I LOVE U DADDY
WHO ARE YOU?
LADKI EK AISI PAHELI HAI,KABHI MERI TO KABHI TERI SAHELI HAI ,KHARCHA KARO TO BOLE "DARLING HOW ARE YOU?".NA KARO TO BOLE"BROTHER, WHO ARE YOU?".
Nahi reh gaya
munna bhai- abe curkit boleto ye barsat girte samay bijli kyo girti hai?????
curkit- bhai boleto bhagwan torch marke dekhta hoyinga kidhar sukha to nahi reh gaya
But a best frnd
A gud frnd is 1 who tells u 2 study well, but a best frnd is d 1 who stands outside d exam hall n shouts "ABE KUCH AATA HAI YA nkal FEKUN"
JOIN NOW!!!
R u a high scoring student?
Bored of getting gud mrks?
Join Maharshi Dayanad university... aur fark dekhiye sirf 1 Sem mein.... 'marks se no marks ab sach mein possible' JOIN NOW!!!
Kaha se lagwaenge
ab hum apke raste me kabhi nahi ayenge.
hme pta h ap
hme kaat khayenge
hm to h bahut hi garib admi
14 injection kaha se lagwaenge.
Yumhari bari hai.
Insan k ander message parhnay ka itna shoq hota hai k chahay us Pagal Fool Bewaqoof Naliq ko kitni bhi gaali par rahi ho nichay tak parhta zaroor hai ab tum soch rahay ho k kab yeh bakwaas message khatam ho ore main bhi kisi ko yahi message forward kar k parayshaan karoon tu kar lo ab tumhari bari hai.
Upar rakh do..!
Aadhi raat ko aadmi apni moti biwi se
Begum sisak sisak k marna acha hai ya aik dum?
Biwi
Aik dum
Aadmi
Acha to apni doosri tang bhe meray upar rakh do..!
Thank you..!!!
Sardar made a call to the airport.
Asked,”How long is the journey from Punjab to America?”
Receiptionist: “One second sir….”.
Sardar: Ok, thank you..!!!
BALLE BALLLE
Interviewer : Tell me the opposite of good.
Sardar : Bad.
Interviewer : Come.
Sardar : Go.
Interviewer : Ugly.
Sardar : Pichlli.
Interviewer : U G L Y?
Sardar : PICHLLY !!!!!!!
Interviewer : Shut Up.
Sardar : Keep Talking.
Interviewer : Get Out.
Sardar : Come In.
Interviewer : Oh my God.
Sardar : Oh my Devil.
Interviewer : U r Rejected.
Sardar : I am Selected. BALLE BALLLE
Wapas paa sakte hai.
A Kid asked Swami vivekanand ."sab kuch khone se zyada bura kya hai..?
swamiji replied " wo umeed khona jiske bharose par hum sab kuch wapas paa sakte hai..
Hans rahi hai.
A boy told his frnd, "yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai" .
frnd answered " sahi se dekh hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai. :-)
Kya Ho ga ;->
Boy Friend:
Kya Tum Meri Salary Main Guzara Kr Logi ? ? ?
Girl Friend:
Main Tou Guzara Ker Loongi Kr Loongi . . . Par Tumhara Kya Ho ga ;->
Enjoy life...!
Past is experience! Present is experiment! Future is expectation! Use ur experience in ur experiment 2 acheive ur expectations & enjoy life...!
Vodka or RUM..
Dear friends Malaria,Swine flue infection is increasing &
the reason is infected water..
so dont 4get 2 purify water by
adding 90ML whisky/vodka or RUM..
Se miss call Aagai
Dhoka mila jub bhi pyar main,
Zindgi main udasi chaa gayee..
Socha tha chor dengay is raah ko,
Kambakht phir 1 new number se miss call Aagai
Pulse will be normal
Defination of a nurse:
Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl
holding ur hand looking in ur eyes
and still wants ur pulse will be normal
Without Mistake
Good Unerdtsanding Btewene Ecah Ohter Is Rael FierndSihp!
Eevn If We Hvae So Mnay MsiUnerdsantndig Lkie Tish Msseaeg,
Btu i Konw U Cna Raed WtihOtu Msitkae
BAAT KAR LETA HAI
KOI ANKHON SE BAAT KAR LETA HAI,
KOI ANKHON MEIN MULAQAT KAR LETA HAI,
BARA MUSHKIL HOTA HAI JAWAB DENA,
JAB KOI ENGLISH MAIN BAAT KAR LETA HAI
Eejad ho jaye…..
Time has been changed so Aaj ka kam kal per rahne don
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Ho sakta hai kal tak us kam ke liye koi machine eejad ho jaye…..
Laga rakhi hai.
Apne roz humse nai umeed laga rakhi hai,
apne dil me asha ki KIRAN jaga rakhi hai,
hum roz kahan se naye msgs bhejen,
hum ne kya sms ki factory laga rakhi hai.
should I be learning??
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
Baad khulti hain
1 Charsi eyes donate karne gaya
After operation Doctor Kuch kehna chahte ho.
Charsi:jisko b ankhen lagao ose bata dena Ye 2 sooote lagane k baad khulti hain
Se Mangti Thi.
Santa:Tumne Apni Biwi Ko Talaq Kyo Diya.
Banta:Wo Characterless Thi
Santa: Kaise?
Banta: Shadi Mujse Ki Aur Bacha Bhagwan Se Mangti Thi.
Tu pudine ki chatni
A boy proposed a girl in new way:- Tu pudine ki chatni, main paneer
tika. Ban ja meri RAKHI SAWANT aur mai tera MIKA . .
Nikalo pat jayegi
Machli jal ki rani hai
No.. No..
Something new...
Girlfrnd dil ki rani he,
jivan uska money he,
Haath lagao Chillayegi,
Money Nikalo pat jayegi
Fail hota hay...
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay...
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay...
Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
Chance to run away
Q:During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A:He was given his last chance to run away
NEW BIKE Ley...
Ek aadmi ne add dekha, "PURANI BIKE DO AUR NEW BIKE LO"
Wo us address per pohancha to wahan koi shop nahi thi. Us ne guzarny walay do Larkon se is add k baary mein poocha, unhon ne GUN nikal k kaha: ye add hum ne diya tha!!
"CHAL YE PURANI BIKE DE AUR JA KR NEW BIKE Ley...
WILL B BROKEN!!
Keep.....................IN TOUCH WID ME.....
OTHERWISE............................1 2 3 4 5 6
7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
27 28 29 30 31 32 ALL..........UR TEETH WILL B BROKEN!!!
Milti hai...
Harbhajan ne apni Biwi se puchha, "Kya main tumhara pehla pyar hoon?" BIWI Boli,
"Kar di na sardaro wali baat,
SPINNER ko kabhi opening milti hai...
Dil me bas gayi.
kehte he log ki wo bewafa thi jo tuje chhod ke chali gayi,
par me to wafa ki mallika kahunga jo hamesa ke liye mere dil me bas gayi...
Par pari hain
Aj tum DILL mangu dain gay DHARKAN mangu de daingay JIGAR mangu dain gay JAAN tak mangu de saqte hain kiyo k in charo filmo ki CDS ghar par pari hain!
Thori Aati Hai
SMS Main Chaand Dhoond kar Dikhaiye!
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Aahaa!
PAGAL..!!!
SMS Karne Walay ki Tasveer Thori Aati Hai:-
Hours much more.
There are two types of people in this world: good and bad. The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
You’re watching
Success is blocked by concentrating on it and planning for it…. Success is shy – it won’t come out while you’re watching. -Tennessee Williams
Your Brain Is special.
Your Brain Is special.
It has 2 parts Left & Right.
In Rights, nothing’s Left
In Left, Nothing’s Right….
Great week ahead
“winnning your goal is not toughest Victory.. But Winning your patience to achive that goal is the Most Toughest One..”Have a great week ahead.
Wishes for ever.
Never say u r happy when u r sad..
Never say u r fine when u r not ok..
Never say u feel good when u feel bad,..
Never say u r alone when i m still alive…
Good luck and best wishes for ever.
Morning till evening.
Thinking of U this lovely morning,
As the sun starts shining,
So my dear charming,
Here is my good morning,
Keep smiling frm morning till evening.
Excuse me !!
Most interesting line written on the front of T-shirt of a girl
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Excuse me !!
My Face is above
Sahi s0cha kro
Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr slam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?
Us ki achi tarbiat..
Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->
Cows can't fly!
Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don't worry I don't cry,
I'm just happy that cows can't fly!
Someone who cums n
Ever wondered y v hav gaps between our fingers .....
So dat 1 day u meet someone who cums n tels u " ye le cigrette pee le"
Chori ho jayega.
Pandit ne aap k mobile ki rashi dekh kr btaya hai
k aap k cell pr kanjusi ki maha-dasha chal rhi hai..
SMS bhej kr greh shant kro nhi to mobile-set chori ho jayega.
Bhi acha nahin hota
Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car,ghar,daulat,izzat,shohrat,property,khushian,sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
Mere baap ka....!
Funny song
Acha sila diya tu ne mere pyar ka
yar ne hi loot liya ghar yar ka!
REMIX..
..acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka
...naap liya mera, siya mere baap ka....!
Talking to each other...
What would happen if women ruled the world?
There would be no wars.
Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other...
Msg forward karega
mehrbaan kadardaan dekho mere sms ka kamaal
ghanti bajegi bander nachega
mobile uthayega sms padega ab muskurayega
ab banda hoshiyari dikhayega or msg forward karega
wife saw u
Aftr robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
so beautiful
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”
NETWORK ki tarah....
Aapke dil me basjayenge SMS ki tarah.,.,
Dil me bajenge RING TONE ki tarah.,., .
Dosti kum nahi hongi BALANCE ki tarah.,.,
Sirf aap busy na rehana NETWORK ki tarah....
Dho nai skte
Funny poetry
Tum mere siwa kisi aur ke ho nahi skte
Jese paani ke bagher tum poti dho nai skte
Its yr Day
A Day Will Come . . .
When The Whole World Will
CELEBRATE
Yr NAME
Yr FAME
Yr PERSONALITY
Yr THOUGHTS
Yr VIEWS
But Keep In Mind
April Fool Comes Once A Year
Congratulations
Its yr Day
Same here sir
Profesor: Wat is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?
Studnt: jimbalakadi bambalu
Profesor: Wat? Sorry, I didnt understand u?
Student: Same here sir! ;-)
Mazaq rakhta hai
Ajeeb dost hai mera ajeeb mizaj rakhta hai
Sawal karne se phelay jawab rakhta hai
Wesay to kehta hai “I hate girls”
Magar ladkio se hansi mazaq rakhta hai
Cover the subject
A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT.
Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.
BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE
CLOSE YOUR EYES THERE IS SURPRISE FOR U
10
9
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3
2
1
GHANTA SURPRISE AANKH BAND KI HI NHI TUMNE
I want 10 of them
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Itnna thanda paani
How does lazy people like you take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror
Throw water on the mirror
And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani
Kabhi kisi ladki se
kabhi kisi ladki se book nahi magni chahiye,
varna maar pad sakti hai COZ IT MEANS–
B-BABBY
O-ONLY
O-ONE
K-KISS.
Raha Hai Kya
A Man Knocks at da Door
A 10 yr Old Boy comes with Cigarette in One Hand & Beer in Other
Man: Beta Papa Ghar Pe Hain
Boy: Bhootni K
Mujhe Dekh k Lag Raha Hai Kya
Always rite ho…
A poem by every girl
Husbnd apna white ho
Lambi jski hight ho
Ghusy ka wo lite ho
Body jiski tight ho
Jb saas se meri fight ho
Kahy
Begam tum always rite ho…
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