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Sala BILLY kya karegi
Mr Funny: Aei bhai apun ko bhi computer sikhne ka hai.
Short Man: Tu sala computer sikhkar karega kya tereko to sala mouse bhi pakdne ko nahi aata hai.
Mr Funny: Aei bhai agar mouse apun pakdega to sala BILLY kya karegi
Archive for March 2010
Only For 6 Hours
Principal to Students: You people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day.
Mr Funny: Impossible Sir! College Is Only For 6 Hours!
Neelam hogai
Aisi Bewafai ki us bewafa ne,
K Mohabat b badnaam hogai…
Apni mohabat ki aisi keemat wasool ki usney…
K hamari qabar tak neelam hogai.
Oye Hans Kyun Raha
Titanic K Sath Baniya Bhi Doob Raha Tha
Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?
Baniya: Shukar Hai Main Ne Return Ticket Nahi Khareeda
Mera mobile no hai
Mr Funny ne apna Gadha bechna tha.
Mr Funny ne Hindi newspaper me advt di:
"Agar kisi ko kabhi kisi Gadhe ki zarrut ho to mujhe yaad karna. Mera mobile no hai: 981******."
Papa ko nahi jante.
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hai. 10% interest ke hisab se woh 1 saal baad loan vapis karte hai. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania’s son: Kuch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis’s son: Main toh maths janta hoon, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
Bhookha hi mar jaon ga
Baniya ko bhoot charh gaya ,
3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha k paas gaya aur bola,
Ojha sahab mujhe bahar Nikalo..! Warna me to bhookha hi mar jaon ga
Maruti for Sale .
Baniya called a newspaper office and asked: Mera Chacha Mar gaya hai, kya charges hongay?
NewsPaper: Rs.50 per word.
Baniya: Oh bohat ziyada hain, Acha likho “Chacha Guzar Gaye”.
Newspaper: Sir! It should be minimum 6 words!
Baniya: Oh ho! Jara sochnay do….. Acha likho……. ……… .
Chacha Guzar Gaye – Maruti for Sale .
Shuru karwa dia karo
Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.
Funny Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.
Bujha dena
Baniye ki wife bimaar thi, light na hone ki wajah se usne mombatti jala di
Baahar jaate hue bola: Doc ko lene jaa raha hun, agar tumhe lage ki tum
nahin bachogi to mombatti bujha dena.
Khoon dor raha hay
Baniya ne sheikh ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne usay MERCEDEZ gift kardi.
Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Baniya ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Sheikh ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Baniya:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Sheikh:Munna…!! Ab hamarey ander bhi baniye ka khoon dor raha hay
Q khula hay ??
Baniya on his death time.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife:Yes, I’m here
My sons daughters ru all here?
Yes, Papa
Baniya:To phir brabar wale kamre
ka pankha Q khula hay ??
Faraar ho jaye
@!
Log kahte hai ki Pyar itna bhi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar par sawar ho jaye,
Hum kehte hai ki Pyar itna karo,
ki Girl Friend ki Friend bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye
Saas lagti hai.
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne Deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.
DARD hota hai
Jab tumhari yaad aati hai to lagta hai, har patthar pe likhu
‘I MISS U’ aur har patthar tumhe maaru, taaki tumhe pata chale ki har yaad me kitna DARD hota hai
Nibhani hogi.
Wo maut bhi badi suhani hogi, Jo aap k Pyar me aani hogi,
Ye dua hai khuda se ki pehla hum jaye..
Kyon ki WELCOME ki rasam bhi to nibhani hogi.
Sunaya Karo...
Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo
Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,
Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,
Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo...
Mobile nahi hota
Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai
varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota
Nahi jaanat
Rabri: Kya karat ho?
Laalu: Ek dost ko chitthi likhat hu!
Rabri: Par tuhar likhna to aawe nahi.
Laalu: Wo sasura bhi to padhna nahi jaanat.
Called Cartoon
God made a daylight n is called Sun
God made a entertatemaint n is called Fun
God made a nightlight n is called Moon
God made a U and is
called Cartoon
AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.
A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.."
Lovely hai na.
NEW ADD OF "FAIR n LOVELY"
Maa:nalayak kaha thi itni rat tak?
Beti: Boyfrnd k sath.
Maa:kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti:to kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hai na.
Chalu hai.
Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai
Kya khilate ho?
Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai.
Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.
Bhi nahi doge
LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP- "Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge"
SHOPKEEPER SMILING-"Ha kar lunga"
GIRL- "To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge."
Aage bhi to bolo
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
Dharti se aasmaa tak, aasmaa se dharti tak
“Are bhai, aage bhi to bolo”
Hawa hi hawa hai.
Yaad hai ham
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!!
Dhoond raha hAy
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BEWAQOOF kahin kA
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April Fool ko msg Dhoond raha hAy
I Miss you a......
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Dastoor banya
Hum nay april fool manay
to unko gosa aya
hamra kiya kasoor
Zamnay ka kasoor
jisne yeh dastoor banya.
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Kia par Rahay ho?
Mein to April Fool Bana raha tha
Enjoy the day
Oct-2 for Gandhi,
Nov-14 for Neharu,
Apr-24 for Sachin,
Aug-15 for India,
Apr-01 only for YOU. So Enjoy the day !!!
So, APRIL FOOL
Don’t open this for 26 days
I know you cannot wait!
Congratulation!
you are the 1st fool of the year 2009
So, APRIL FOOL
New born baby
If a baby is born
in AFRICA,
what will
be the colour of the
babies teeth?
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you fool.!
a new born baby don’t have teeth…
Ban jate hai.
Is kadar hum aapko chahte hai ki duniya
wale dekh ke jal jate hai, yu toh hum sabhi ko ULLU banate hai, lekin aap thoda JALDI ban jate hai.
My marriage is fixed
Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.
Its on 1st of April. Surprised?
Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled
Plz mana mat karna
Plz call me,
its urgent.
Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
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Warna
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GADHA mar jayega
When things go wrong
When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Banane ke 7 tarike
1st APRIL ko logon ko uloo banane ke 7 tarike:
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ye tha pehla tarika baki kal.
Happy april fool
Khush toh bohut hoge tum,
baat hi kutch aisi hai,
1st april jo ho rahi hai,
dil mein gudgudi si ho rahi hogi,
aur kyo na ho….saal mein ek hi toh din aata hai jo
hota hai sirf tumhaare naam.
Happy april fool
Attendence lagwa.
Attendence..
Pappu
Yes Sir
Bablu
Yes Sir
Tinku
Yes Sir
Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Restaurant 2 hav
I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill
Fool on april first
Do u want to be a real super hero
press down
dnt became to be fool on april first
apil fools
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
SHORT SUMMARY OF 1ST APRIL
spain per qabza hua to
muslims ko christians nay wada ker k
ship main sawar kiya
or kaha k app hifazat sat AFRICA chalay jao gy.
lakin jab ship sea main gaya to christian
na muslims ko zinda jala dia.
THEY CELEBRATE THIS DAY IN THE MEMORY
OF MAKING MUSLIMS FOOL.
so don’t celebrate
Bante wala soda
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani"
& For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry
For Bante wala soda "You"
Cheers !!!
Aayega kya
Aeroplane aa raha hai dekho..
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Dikha
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Dikha
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Chala bhi gaya Buddhu. upar dekhna chaiye tha na. Mobile me aayega kya
April Fool...........
Wannna Propose a girl........ Try this!!!!
Follow strictly the below mentioned steps and success is guaranteed:
Choose the girl you want to propose on the D-day.
Pick a rose
Spot the girl
Stand in front of her
Give her the rose
Hug her tightlllyyyyy
If she doesn't resist. Battle won, the girl is yours!!
If she resists and stare at you angrily, immediately leave her and start clapping and shouting
'Didi Darr Gayi, Didi Darr Gayi!!!'
And Say April Fool...........
I have pass.
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
HELLO FOOL
mil gia, oay mil gia
mil gia
oay oay mil gia
mil gia , oay mil gia
April main mara SMS prny wala ik or bewaqof mil gia,
HELLO FOOL
Aap to aise parh
Tamam bewaqufon
ko ittala di jati hai…
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Aap to aise parh rahe hen
jaise ye ittala aap k liye ho
Happy April Fool
Yaaar T.V Chck Kr
Parvez Musharraf Ne Duubara Wardi ChahrhaLi Hy
Ek Aur Bana Dya
Happy April Fool In Advance ;->
Then see the magic
Go to write msg option.
Turn T9 dictionary on and then write:
277451366514612382623
and then see the magic
HavE FuN (’;')
Tabhi ek achhe
Manzil ki taraf badte chalo.
Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno.
Peeche walo ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo.
Tabhi ek achhe TRUCK DRIVER banoge!
ELECTRICITY BILL
When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL
April ka fool
fool tumhe bheja hai sms me
jara khol kar to dekhiye...
dikha kya???
nahi dikha na???
are fool ye april ka fool hai jo tumhe fool bana gaya
hehehe
April fool bana de
piz cal me urgent..
janab msg to pura padh liya kro. pata nhi kon kub pahle april fool bana de.
DON'T MIND
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
F.A.L.T.U.
U r 20% Fantastic,
U r 20% Attractive,
U r 20% Loveable,
U r 20% Terific,
U r 20% Understandable,
Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.
I am your S.I.S.T.E.R
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
CUTE GIRLS
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS
April fool wishes
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
i am
fool
OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes
Everywhere..
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Catch another fool!
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
FOOL ne
FOOLon ki
FOOLWARI main
FOOL ke saath wish kiya hai
u r the most
BEAUTIFOOL
WONDERFOOL
and ColorFOOL
amngst all FOOL’s
HAPPY APRIL FOOL’s DAY
Dekha ho gaya na
Plz don”t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
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wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
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dekha ho gaya na
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TIME WASTE!!
Agarbatti samajhkar…
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Usne mujhe pyar diya saraswati samajhkar,
Par maine usko jala diya agarbatti samajhkar…
Till Ur Birthday
A Day Will Come Wen D Whole World Wil Celebrte
Ur Name,
Ur Fame,
Ur Thoughts,
Ur Ideas,
But U Hav 2 Wait For 1day
Till Ur Birthday ; April fool
bOli APRIL fOoL.
Us Ne kaha Faraz
chalo BAGH mein
tortey hain PHOOL.
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Le Gai Raigistaan
aur bOli APRIL fOoL.
How dare they fool
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
You are a GHONCHU..
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Zyada khush mat ho, hai to tu ghonchu hi...
Take out your...
Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?
Open the zip!
Enter your hands in between your zip..
take out your...
book from your bag and study..
Would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
APRIL FOOL h
In hasino se Rasme Waf
or Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai€¦
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai¦!
WON'T WORK AGAIN
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
Mera jurm btaya..
Kl raat spne m khuda aaya...
Sja sunane k liye mujhe apni Adalat m bulaya
Meine jb puchi ktha to..
Is hdd tak apse pyar nibhana mera jurm btaya...
Mere naam kr diya..
Khuda ne hm pr ye ahsan ke diya...
Mere dilka kaha 1 kaam kr diya...
Ab or kuch na mangenge kbhi khuda se hm,
Ap ke roop me 1 aisi khusi ko mere naam kr diya..
Hamara intezar hoga...!
Kabhi unki palkon se b izhaar hoga,
Dil me unke hamare liye pyaar hoga,
Guzar rahi h raat unki yaad me kabhi to unko bbhi hamara intezar hoga...!
Pukara hi nahi..
Bina uske koi pal Guzara hi nahi...
Kisi or ko dil mein utara hi nahi
Kadam kya the,Hum to saanse bhi rok lete...
Magar usne dil se kbhi pukara hi nahi..
Bewafa paaya...
Hame bhi pyar krne ka khyal aaya,
Jab bhi yeh khyal aaya khud ko akele paya,
Dhundte rahe is duniya mein humsafar,
Kisi ko majbor or kisi ko bewafa paaya...
Kr baithe h...
Spne sare torr kr baithe h ..
Dil k armaan chor kr,
Baithey h..
Na kijiye hmse wfaa ki baate,
Abhi-2 dil k tukde jod kr baithe h...
Used 2 destroy men!!
A new addition 2 the periodic table of chemical elements.
Element Name: GIRL
Symbol: GI
Atomic weight:
Don't ever dare 2 ask..!
Physical Properties: Boil at anything, Can freeze at anytime, melt if handle with love and care,
very bitter if mishandles..!
Chemical properties: very Reactive, Highly unstable,
Possesses, strong affinity 4 gold, platinum, Dimond & other precious items, Money reducing Agent, mainly used 2 destroy men!!
Ghar mehmaan aaye hue
Santa k ghar mehmaan aaye hue the
Santa: Thanda peoge ya Garam?
Mehman:Thanda.
Santa:Rooh Afza ya pepsi
Santa: Bottle me ya glass m.
Mehman: Glass me
Santa: Simple glass m ya design wale,
Mehman: Design wale.
Santa: Line wale ya flower walle.
Mehman: Flower wale
Santa: Chameli ke flower wale ya rose k flower wale.
Mehman:Rose ke.
Santa: sorry yaar, aisa glass to hmare paas nahi h.
Someone u knew
Relationships r precious...
Don't take them 4 granted
it's sad but true that the worst pain in life is when someone u know
turns into someone u knew
Dosti k liye
100 Gum kabul ha teri 1 khushi k liye,
100 ansu kabul h teri 1 hassi k liye,
Hm to mohtaj h teri Dosti k,
100 Dushman kabul h teri 1 dosti k liye
Gaye abhi abhi.
Meethi si hawa lagi abhi abhi,
Kya aapne yaad kiya abhi abhi,
Apse milne ki kismat to nahi ,
Phir bhi yu laga
Aap milkr gaye abhi abhi.
Baad aati h...
Saans lene se uski yaad aati h,
Na lene se meri jaan jati h,
Kaise kahu sirf saans se m zinda hu,
saans bhi to uski yaad k baad aati h...
Kisi or ki hoti h.
Zindgi ki hqiqt sirf itni hoti h,
Jab jgta h insan to kismat soti h,
Insan jis pr apna haq khud se jyda smjta h,
wo amanat aksr kisi or ki hoti h.
Banaya hi nahi
koi kwab in aankho ne sajaya hi nahi,
Hamara dil ki gehrai ko koi samja paya hi nahi,
Kisi ko mehsus ho kami hamari, khuda ne hume aisa banaya hi nahi
Rula deti hai...
Kashish dil ki hr cheez bhula deti hai,
Band aankhon mein bhi sapne saja deti hai,
Sapno ki dunia jarur rakhna,
Kyonki hakikat to aksar rula deti hai....
chah na sake
Gum mila to ro na sake,
khusi mili to hans na ske,
zindgi ka yahi dastur h jise chaha use paa na sake or
jise paya use chah na sake
I will Die
If u drop me- i will break,
If u hold me- i will shake,
If u need me- i will hurry,
If u hurt me- i will worry,
If u hurt me- i will cry,
But If u leave me - i will Die.
Yaad m soye hi nahi.
Palko ke kinare hmne bhigoye nahi,
Or wo sochte h ki hm roye nahi,
Wo puchte h sapno me kise dekhte ho jab ki hum unki yaad m soye hi nahi.
The best in u.
Think Big:
If the pressure in life seems like crushing u down think of a crushed grape that produces best wine.
Pressure in life brings out the best in u.
3 Beautiful Quotes:
3 Beautiful Quotes:
"Deepest feeling is always felt in silence"
"There is no true love without jealousy"
"A thing lost is always valued the most..."
Views about me
Views about me only YES/No Ans :
Fighter:
shy:
selfish:
Crzy:
Romantic:
sincre:
liar:
Rude:
Caring:
Smart:
talkative:
Funny:
Boring:
Loving:
Sweet:
Cute:
Kyon hoti hai...
Raat itni tanha kyon hoti hai,
kismat se hr kisi ko sikayat kyon hoti hai,
Jab kabhi mile Khuda to us se puchhna,
Jise paa na sako Mohbbat usi se kyon hoti hai...
10 Things i know
10 Things i know about u...!
1.You are a special person with a wondrful heart
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Bus, baki kl 1Din me 1 hi majak...
Rula diya.
Zindgi ka raaz tanhai mein pa liya,
Jiska bhi gam mila apna bana liya,
Gam hamara sunne ko jab na mila koi,
To rakha aaina saamne or khud ko rula diya...
Are Acceptable
Waaiter gives bill to santa
Santa:Take my card.
Waiter:But sir,
"This is a Ration card"
Santa:Abey saale, Toh phir bhar likha kyon h ...
"All Cards Are Acceptable"
Kr diya...
Naraz ho kya mujhse?
Yaar maine aisa kya kiya hai?
Plz Galti se 1 baar tumarei puch pe pair kya rakh diya,
tumne msg krna band kr diya.....
Jhakkaas hai..
Ye dil bahut udaas hai,
Koi apna nahi paas hai,
Hr waqt boring sa ehsaas hai,
Zra apni Girlfriend ka Number dena,
Suna hai bahut jhakkaas hai....
It my self...
If world refuses to help you
just remember the words
"I am thankful to all those who said NO.
Its bcoz of them I did it my self...."
Nahi dekhi
Aap ke judwa bete huye hai
Rahul: ye to hona hi tha program hi ye dekhti thi
KBC2,Indian idol2,Nach baliye 2,
Dhoom 2
Nurse: Shukar hai 'Delhi 6' Nahi dekhi
Whom we are really
'open' & 'close' are actually opposites of each other ye in real life we are 'open' to only those people with whom we are really 'close'
Dosti ki azeeb misaal!
Dosti ki azeeb misaal!
1 sardar ne naya mobile liya to dosto ne kaha,mithai khilo,
sardar bazar gaya or mobile bech kr mithai le aya
Thats a friendship
Gahre hote hai.
Khamosh chehre pr hajaro pahre hote hai,
Hansti hui aankho me jakham gahre hote hai,
jinse ruthna achha lgta hai,unse dil ke riste gahre hote hai.
Will come back
My msgs are just like "Moon".
1 Day it increases,
1 day it Decreases.
May be one day it"Disappears"
But it never dies an time it will come back
Expiry Date
Friends & Medicines play the same role in our life
Both take care of us in our pains but the difference is Friends don't
have an expiry Date
Dosti ka exam
Dosti ka exam Let see how Much you know me?
1.My b'day
2.Word I most say
3.I hate
4.I love
5.My Good Habit
6.My Bad Habit
7.Reason to be my friend
Aap chalawange
Santa ki biwi uske driver ke sath bhaag gayi,
Logo ne poocha santa ji hun ki kroge??
Santa: Krna ki hai, hun gaddi aap chalawange
Make your Destiny.
Not everything that is faced can be changed,
But nothing can be changed until it is faced,
So,carry on Your attempts to make your Destiny.
Bigdi hui hai..
Hindi grammar teacher:"wo ladki sab ladko se hans kr bat krti hai."
Btao is sentence main ladki kya h??
Student:"Sir ladki Bigdi hui hai...
Kyon lgta hai
Uski khamoshi se dar sa lgta hai,
Dur na ho jaye aisa kyon lgta hai,
Dunia se cheen lene ka hosla hai mujhme,
Lekin wo saath no degi aisa kyon lgta hai.....
I had failed
Luv marriages r never success
Cuz they never had a pain
Marriages r made in heaven
Thats true! Cuz i had failed
Were Yours
If you love somebody,
set them free. If they return,
they were always yours. If they don’t,
they never were Yours.
Hamari jaan hoti
Kash Khushiyon ki koi dukaan hoti,
Aur hume uski koi pahchaan hoti,
Bharte aapke aachal ko khushiyo se,
Kimat uski chahe hamari jaan hoti
Katrate rahe
Woh ruthte rahe hum manate rahe,
Unki raahon mein palkein bichate rahe,
Unhone kabhi palat ke bhi na dekha,
Hum ankh jhapkane se bhi katrate rahe
Yaad fir aa jati hai
Innocent baby handling his love-
Mein tumhe Bhulne ki bahut koshish karta hu,
Pr kya karu Mummy roz BADAAM khila deti hai
Aur tumhari yaad fir aa jati hai
Makes the Students
By Dr. Abdul Kalam :
Some people think that 'Black' color is sentimentaly 'BAD'.. But they Forget that every black Board makes the Students 'bright'
Automatically follow u
Career is like Light & love is like shadow.
If you try to catch d shadow,U will miss the light.
But if You Walk towards Light,Shadow will automatically follow u
Dance kon krega
Karz rishte ka ada kon krega...Dost na hoge to dosti kon krega,
Khuda apko salamt rakhe, verna meri shadi me pike, pappu wala Dance kon krega??
Convince myself..
Lines from a broken heart:
I have convinced every 1 that i don't like her n i don't want HER anymore,
Now All i need 2 do is convince myself...
Kimat nahi hoti
Dosto ki yaado se badkar koi dolat nahi hoti,
Sath rahna ki dost ki jarurt nahi hoti.
Duriya kr deti hai yaado ko zinda,
Warna yaado ki koi kimat nahi hoti
Roots Have Grown
Friendship is like a tree ...
It is not Measured on how Tall it could be, But is on how Deep the Roots Have Grown
Ka hisa na bante...
Todna hota to rishta na Banate,
Umid na Hoti to sapne Hum na sajate,
Aitbar kiya hai aapke Pyar pe Bharosa na hota to apne Dil ka hisa na bante...
Pass hi na jaye..
Kisi Apne ko Kabhi apne se Itna Dur na karna ke wo Dur hi ho jaye,
Balki Us apne ko apne itne paas rakho k Wo kabhi kisi k pass hi na jaye..
Your friend
6 Rules to be Happy:
Free Your Heart from Hatred;
Free your mind from all worries;
Live simply;
Expect less;
Give More &
Always have ME as Your friend.
Girls's Top 10 Lies
Girls's Top 10Lies:
1. I miss u.
2. I m single
3. M pehli dafa kisi ladke se baat kr rahi hu.
4. M couzn se baat kr rahi thi.
5. Mujhe tumkehna acha nahi lagta.
6. M pyar pe believe nahi krti.
7. M dosri ladkio jaisi nahi hu.
8. Mujhe kuch nahi pata.
9. Sab ladke ek jaise hote h.
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle or akhiri ladke ho
Jai Mata DI
Aisi ABCD ati hai?
A=Ambe
B=Bhwani
C=Chandi
D=Durga
E=Eaindry
F=Farsadharni
G=Gaitri
H=Hinglaj
I=Indrani
J=Jagdamba
K=kali
L=Laxmi
M=Mangla
N=Narayni
O=Omsati
P=Prodha
Q=Qatyani
R=Ratnpriya
S=Shitla
T=Tapaswani
U=Utkarshni
V=Vimla
W=Warahi
Y=Yati
Z=Zyana
ABCD Padhte jao Jai Mata di bhejte jao
Jai Mata DI
CNG bidi h..
1 Bar santa bina jli bidi pi raha tha,
Banta ne pucha yar bidi se dhua Q nahi a rha h?
Santa:: Kr di na paglon wali baat ye CNG bidi h...
Remembered you..
Friend,
Save
a space
for me
in your
heart
& not
in your mind
the mind easily
Forgets
but the heart always remembers
like now i remembered you...
Heart to loose..
Beautiful words from a true lover after breakup: please don't turn back & face me 1 more time,
Bcoz i don't have 1 more heart to loose..
Loving relationship
The best thing to learn in life is the Habit of compromise.
Because its better to bend a Little,than to break a Loving relationship
Rasta mod gye
jindgi dene wale nata tod gye,
Apnapn jatane wale tnha chhod gye,
Jab jarurat thi hame hamsafar ki,
To sath chalne wale rasta mod gye
Chor nahi hota
"Dil par kisi ka Zor nahi hota,
Dil ki awaz se shor nahi hota,
Is k khone ka Gum kare bhi to kaise Kyonki Dil
churane wala bhi to chor nahi hota"
Chhod k ja rhe h
Kabhi laga wo humen sata rhe h
Dushre pl lga k wo kreeb aa rhe h
Kuch log hote h ansuo ki trh pta nahi
chlta sath de rhe h ya sath chhod k ja rhe h
Mil Jaynge.
Yaad me na Dundo Hame,
Hm mann me mil jayenge Tamanna ho agar milne ki to haath rakho seene pe Hm Dhadkan me Mil Jaynge.
Choice is yours
Every morning you have 2 choices.
continue your sleep with dreaming or wake up and chase your dreams.
Choice is yours
Good morning
Kash hum bhi JAAT hote
Bandh k safa jab choudhary taiyaar hote h,
Utha k rifle jab jeep pe sawar hote h,
Duniya chhat pr chadh k dekhti h aur kehti h Kash hum bhi JAAT hote.
Back to the classes.
Announcement in a college:
Student who have parked their vehicles in front of the gate,
Plz move their vehicles 2 the parking area!!
After 30 mins another announcement:
The '400' students who went to move '10' vehicles plzz come back to the classes..
Sentence ki english banao
Teacher: Sante, Chlo is sentence ki english banao "Seema ne kpde pehn liye hai"
Santa: "oh shit we are late..."
Time milega...
Sarda mobile recharge krvane gya..
Dukandar: Kitne ka?
Sardar: 10 ka kr do...
Dukandar: 7Rs ka talk time milega...
Sardar: Koi baat nahi 3 ki mango bite de do
Jayda jante ho.
Fact of classroom-Jab professor tumhe class se bahar nikale to Samj lo ki tarakki kr rahe ho.
Kyonki usse dar hai k tum usse jayda jante ho...
Nahi hota hai..
Dur
se
Dekha
to
'Books'
thi...
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To pas jane ka to sawal hi paida nahi hota hai...
Milta nahi.
Kashish to bahut h mere pyar me,
Lekin koi h patthar dil jo pighalta nahi,
Agar mile khuda to mang lu ussko,
Pr suna h khuda marne se pehle milta nahi.
Chahne walo ki tarah.
Hum to maoujud the rato me ujalon ki tarah,
Log nikle hi nahi dhoondne walo ki tarah,
Dil to kya hum rooh me utar jate,
Usne chaha hi nahi chahne walo ki tarah...
Brahmchari
Nari k chakkar me bhulo mat yaari,
Laat maaregi naari to yaad ayegi yaari,
Baat maano humari ban jao Brahmchari,
Ye jaankari janhit m jaari...
Till death
Friends r like d smell of cigarette which stay in the fingertips 4 short time,
But ture friends r like nicotines in the cigarette which stay in the blood till death
Jaan bacha le
Sardar galti se samunder me gir gaya....
Doobte Doobte uske hath m machli mili....
use pakad kr bahar pheka aur bola ja tu toh apni jaan bacha le
Mohtaaj nahi hoti.
Kisi ki yaad kabhi raaz nahi hoti,
Waqt k pahiye me kabhi aawaz nahi hoti,
Jane kis pal kiski yaad aa jaye,
Qki yaadein kisi bahane ki mohtaaj nahi hoti.
Jaisa pyaar mile.
Chand ko chandni ka didar mile,
Mohabbt me wafa ka inaam mile,
jo ye msg padh ke mujhe msg na kare,
Bhagwan kre use apni Girlfriend se bahan jaisa pyaar mile..
Intajar hoga
Aapko meri dosti ka aitbar hoga,
Dil me mere liye bahut pyar hoga,
Ae SMS ja mere sodt se mil kyunki unko mere "GOOD NIGHT" Kahne ka intajar hoga..
Good Night
Bna deti h
Mohabat Dilo ko Awara bna deti hai,
Gardish m rehne wala sitara bna deti hai,
Ye Apni had m rahe to thik hai,
Wrna kisi ko "Mummy" kisi ko "Papa" bna deti h.
Someone's Heart
Keeping someone in our Heart is very easy.
But to be in someone's Heart is very difficult So "RESPECT" the heart which "Care" for "You".
Tell 4 more
Teacher-Name the 5 Animals of water,
sardar-Fish..
Teacher:
Very Good, Tell 4 more
Sardar: Fish da puttar,Fish di kudi,Fish da pra,Fish di bebe...
Hasa kr jayenge...
Tere akelepan me sath tera hum nibhayenge,
Teri Tanhaiyon me tere pas hum ayenge,
Tu ek bar hume azma kr to dekh,
Khud ro kr bhi tujhe hasa kr jayenge...
ALLAH ki rehmat hai
Mareez:
"Mujhe ajeeb si bimari ho gyi hai. Jab meri biwi bolti hai toh mujhe kuch nahi sunai deta"
Dr:"Kamine ye Bimari nahi ALLAH ki rehmat hai"
Female hona chahida
Dil Naal di da male hona chahida,
Husn te ishq da khel hona chahida,
Bus ek gal da dhyan rakhyo dosto ek male te dujha Female hona chahida
Dreamz tonight.
Tiny stars shining bright,
it's time 4 me 2 say good night,
So close your eyes & hold your pillow tight,
May you have the sweetest dreamz tonight.
Good Night
Talash puri ho jaye
Duniya me kabhi achhe insaan ki talash na kro,
Balki Khud ache ban jao,
Kya pta aapke iss kaam se kisi or ki talash puri ho jaye
Have a happy life
True people never go out from our life easily..
But when it happens..They will come back at the right time without expectation..
Have faith n have a happy life
NEEND se uth gye...
Subah k phool khil gye,
Panchhi apne apne SAFAR pe chale gye,
Suraj aate hi tare b chup gye,
Kya aap mithi NEEND se uth gye....
Good Morning
Forward kr diya..
1 sardar ko uska sasur jute mar raha tha,
Aadmi: Q mar rahe ho?
Sasur: Iski Biwi ne hospital se SMS kiya, "Tum Baap Ban gaye ho" Isne Apne sare friends ko forward kr diya...
Pyar nahi hota
Moment of life:
Roop se aksar pyar nahi hota,
Mann chaha sapna sakar nahi hota,
Hr kisi pe na mr mitna ae dost.....
hr kisi ke Dil me sachha pyar nahi hota.
Bhoolaya nahi jata
Masti maza pyar ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,
Dil mein lagi aag ko bhujaya nahi jata,
Lakh judaai ho pyar se fir bhi,
Ye jindagi ka pehla pyar bhoolaya nahi jata
Not that someone
We can always loose something 4 someone but we should not
loose someone 4 something bcoz life can return that
something but not that someone
Muskurate hai log
Kab apno ka saath nibhate hai log,
Ansu ki tarah bichad jate hai log,
Wo zamana aur tha jab rote the gairo k gum me,
Ab to apno ko rulakar muskurate hai log
Balance life..
2 aspects of life.If v become a too senti,
It is too hard to liv life and if v bcome too practical it is too tough to respect
relation so live a balance life...
Love n Friendship
Difference btwn Love n Friendship:
Balance nahi hai fir b kuch b karke baat karna is love.
&
Balance hone k baad b call nahi karna is friendship
Pani lete aana
Height of laziness:
Boy: Papa 1 glass pani dedo
Papa: Khud lelo
Noy:Papa plz dedo
Papa: Abki bar mnga to 2 thapad dunga
Boy:Thapad marne aao tab pani lete aana
Always 4 u
Life bring "Kabhi khushi kabhi gam" When ends "Na tum jano na hum"
So let do "masti" who know "kl ho na ho" But whenever you need a true Friend "Main hu na" Always 4 u
whatever you are!
This can realize u: if u can't be the sun,
be a star;
it is not by size that u win or you fail- be the best whatever you are!
Bahar aane ko.
yaad kroge jab gujre jamane ko,
tarsoge hamare sath ek pl bitane ko,
fir awaj doge hame vapas bulane ko,
Or hum kahenge darvaja nahi h kabr se bahar aane ko..
Zindgi kehte hai
Pyar kehte hai,
Muhobbat kehte hai,
kuch log usse Bandgi kehte hai,
lekin hum jinke sath dosti krte hai,
Unhe apni zindgi kehte hai
Recharging Day
Days
"Recharging Day"
So rechrg my cell
Rs 10=just frnd
Rs 25= Nice frnd
Rs 50= swt frnd
Rs100= cute frnd
Rs15o=gud frnd
Rs 200= best frnd
Ab dikho dosti. its not a joke
Harian kar do
Dil ka kaha 1 kam kar do pyari se muskurahat mere naam kar do
aaj duniya pe 1 ehsaan kardo nahalo or pooray mohalle ko hairan kar do.....
"Sms King"
agr main sms ka rply n karu ya mis call n kar pau
ya kabhi call n kru to samajh lena "Sms King"
Aaram farma raha hai par praja seva karti rahe.ok
Our Frndship Grows"Better".
Frnds may
"meet".
frnds may
"scatter"
but if hearts r "loyal",
Distances nvr
"matter"
keep in touch so dat
our frndship grows"better".
Radhe Radhe
Ek admi ki 6 ungliya thi , sab use Radhe shyam kehte the, batao kyo????????
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Soccho
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Soccho Soccho
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kyoki Radhe Shyam uska naam tha.
Radhe Radhe
Har Koe Diwana Hai
Pyar to zindgi ka afsana hai, iska apna hi ek trana hai,
pta hai milegne sirf sabko aansu,Par fir b na jane dunia me
har koe diwana hai
Jisme Judai Na Ho
wo Dosti hi kya jisme Ladai na ho, Wo Ishq hi kya jisme judai na ho,
Wo Sham hi kya jisme Jaam Na ho, Wo inbox hi kya jisme "S....?" ka
Naam na ho
I Miss You
Dil k karib hota hai
khuda k bad jo sbse aziz hota h
vo pyar kisi kisi ko nasib hota hai
dur vo kitna bhi ho chahe
lekin uska ehsas hmesha dil k karib hota hai
Dugna paoge.
Dil kabhi na lagana hamesha dard paoge,
Biti Baaate yaad karke rote hi jaoge,
karna hi hai to gaheri dosti karo,
Hmesha ummid se dugna paoge.
Makes a difference
When it rains,
bird occupy shelter
but an eagle avoid the rain by flying above the clouds
problems are common to all
but ATTITUDE makes a difference
Mahino rote hai.
Kuch pathar moti kuch nagine hote h, kuch log kutte kuch kamine haote h,
Girl friend ko krna ho sms to kya din kya raat,Dosto ko sms krne me mahino rote hai.
Khaya kyon moti?
Inocent joke:
Achild said 2 pregnant lady
Child: ye pet m kya hai?
Lady: is me mera pyara sa, cute sa baby hai.
Child:Itna pyara tha to khaya kyon moti?
Kamaai hai
Arz kiya hai k gam hai
or
tanhai hai
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wah wah
Gam hai or tanhai hai
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.Zalimon tum bhi msg kro meri kya Haraam ki kamaai hai
To kidhar jaoge?
Dosti phool se karoge to mehak jaoge,
sawan se kroge to bheeg jaoge,
suraj se kroge to jal jaoge,
Humse karoge to bigad jaoge aur nahi kroge to kidhar jaoge?
Sache lagte hai.
yeh unki khobiya ka asar hai,
jab woh kehte hai vaada hai mera,
toh unke jhuthe vaade bhi sache lagte hai.
Nibana jante hai.
Dil ko phool bnakar hum mehkana jante hai,
Muskura kr hum gum bhulana jante hai,
Log khush rehte hai hum se,
kyonki bina mile hi hum rishtey nibana jante hai.
Naam krte hai
Palak jhuka kr salam krte hai,
Is dil ki dua aap k naam krte hai,
Kabul ho to muskra dena,
hum ye sms aap ke naam krte hai
Hichkiya jarur aati.
Bahar hoti to titliya jrur aati.
Nmi aankho me hoti to siskiya jrur aati,
Wo kehte hai ke bahut yaad krte hai aapko,
Pr yaad krte to hume hichkiya jarur aati..
Kuch khas hai
Har najar ko ek najar ki talash hai,
Har Dil me chupa ek Ahshas hai.
Aapse Dosti Hamne yu hi nahi ki,
Kyonki hamari pasand hi kuch khas hai
Humara na tha
Utra chand hamare aangan me sitaroo ko yeh gawara na tha,
Hum to sitaroo se bhi bagawat kr bethe magar wo chand hi humara na tha
Saza k liye
Taras gaye thodi si wafa ke liye,
kisi se pyar na karenge khuda k liye,
Jab bhi lagti hai pyar ki Adalat,
kyon hum hi chune jate hai saza k liye.
Don't have feet
Teacher: In this box, I have a 10-foot snake.
Sunny: You can't fool me, I know snake don't have feet.
More strict than
Life is more strict than teacher.
Because teacher teaches lesson & then takes test.
But life First takes test & then teaches lessons.
Kismat SMS
....Kismat SMS...
Aaj aap mujhe wo sms send karo, Jo aapke inbox mai 9 number pr ho.
Dekhte hai Humare naseeb mai kya hai?
plz Don't cheat,
Plz do
Truth of life!
Truth of life!
What is STATUS?
"Spending money which we don't have,
To Buy things which we don't need,
To impress People whom we don't know.."
Achieve your Goal
If the first button in a shirt is put wrong... then
Every button will be wrong..
Always take your first step carefully in what ever u do 2 Achieve your Goal
Lie baithe h
Pagalpanti
Arz kiya hai
Jungle me sapere been liye baithe h,
Gor frmaiye
Jungle me sapere been liye baithe h,
Saap or b kamine h durbin lie baithe h.
Chali gai hai
Dr:Ye potty ka sample nahi, HALWA hai!
Sardarni: Ek phone kr lu?
Dr: Why?
Sardarni: sardar ji ko batana hai ki potty unke tiffin me chali gai hai.
Waqt aa gaya
santa:Har ek paig k baad apni jeb me jhank kr kya dekhte ho.
Banta: Daru k paise to h.
Santa:To fir kya dekh rahe ho?
Banta:"Meri biwi ki photo. Jab sunder lagne lagegi to matlab hoga ki ghar jane ka waqt aa gaya"
Bewafa kardo
kisi ki khaatir mohabbat ki inteha kardo,
par itna bhi nahin k usko khuda kardo,
mat chaho kisi ko toot kr itna bhi ke,
Apni hi wafaon se usko bewafa kardo
Pyara diya hai
Aasman se tod kr "Ek TARA" diyahai,
Aalam-E-Tanhayi me ek sahara diya hai,
meri"kismat" bhi "NAAZ" karti hai mujh pe,
Khuda ne "dost" hi itna pyara diya hai
Not in face
Quote by Abdul Kalam:-
i m not a "HANDSOME" guy.
But i can giv my "HAND" to
"SOME" one who needs help.
Beauty is in Heart not in face
Raakh reh jati h
Kabhi khamoshi bhi bahut kuch keh jati h,
Tadapne k liye sirf yaad hi reh jati h,
Kya fark padta h dil ho ya koyela jalne ke baad sirf raakh reh jati h
Select karein
koi 1 din select karein...
1. Sunday
2. Monday
3. Tue
4. wed
5. Thur
6. Fri
7. Sat
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Kr liya.?
.
Plz us din naha liya kro.!
Garmia suru ho gai h.
Do not study..
+ve thinking..I love studying...! unfortunatly..
if i do study, the course will get finished ..
How can i finish how can i finish smthing i love? so i do not study..!
Computer keyboard?
Father:Press any key to continue.
Son: But dad, where is the 'any'key on my computer keyboard?
World will be your
Hard words can't touch a soft heart,
But soft words can touch a hard heart,
so speak in a soft way and the world will be your
Padhna hai
Padh likh kr kya krna hai,
Akhir ek din sabko marna hai,
Mar kr bhi Agar janam liya to fir sala Nursery se hi to Padhna hai
Likhti hai.
Teacher to santa
Teacher: Tumhara Favourate writer kon hai?
Santa:Apki beti mujhe itne pyaare-pyaare love letter jo likhti hai..
She was young.
New style of proposing-
Boy: Can i take a photo?
Girl: Why?
Boy: Just wanted to show my children how their mom looked when she was young.
Hoga hi nahi
1 sardar ko chand pr bhejne ka faisla hua.
Aadhe raste m sardar ne Roket s niche chalang laga di or chillaya:Dhoka..!
Aaj to Amawasya h,chand to hoga hi nahi
Hurts a lot
Funny but true!
Hundred words dont give pain when a teacher takes class...!! but a friend's silence
in the exam hall hurts a lot...
Number of references
Flirting is the only job in the world that a man cannot include in his biodata despite having years of experience and number of references
Aur ke aa jane se
Nahi ban jata koi apna yuhi dil lagane se,
Karni padti hai dua rubse sacha pyar pane me,
rakhna sambhalkar ye pyar apna,
Tut na jaye kisi aur ke aa jane se
Wazah ban jati hai
Koi kehta hai dosti nasha hai,
koi kehta hai dosti saza ban jati hai,
Pr agar dosti karo dil se to dosti jeene ki wazah ban jati hai
Already begun
A new day, A new sun ,Makes us to have a new run,
Come out of your dreams and see the world outside,
A new day has already begun
Chote chote kapde
BOSS(Gusse se):ye kya tum itne chote chote kapde pehnti ho.
Secretary-Kya karu sir itni salary me itne hi aate hai.
BOSS- To kl se salary band....
In my mind
If you feel tired and pain in Your legs...Its just because you come and go many times in my mind,
Miss you
Kaisa laga
U R= ABCDEFGHI & JKL
A=Ache
B=Briliant
C=Cool
D=Dashing
E=Emotional
F=Fantastic
G=Great
H=Hot
I=Intelligent
&
JKL= Joke kaisa laga
sweet se sms ka
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Apki yaadon ka
*"<
Aapki batoon ka
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Aapke pyar ki
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Aap se Dosti ka
*"<
Aapke sweet se sms ka
Call kya kro
Hasi ke raste pe chala kro,
Khusiyo ki Mahak liya karo,
Pyar se dilon ko chuaa kro,
jab bhi apka dil udas ho to 0123456789 number pr call kya kro
Rishte nibhate hai.
Kuch rishte upar bante hai,
Kuch rishte log banate hai,
Kuch rishte apne ap ban jate hai,
Pr woh log bahut khas hote hai,
Jo bina rishte,rishte nibhate hai.
Finding the solution
The important thing about a problem is not its solution;
It's the strength we gain in finding the solution
Stop sharing
Life-Ends when u stop dreaming
Hope-Ends when u stop believing
Love-Ends when u stop caring and
Friendship-Ends when u stop sharing..!!
Pani hi pani hai
Apni to Zindgi ki ajeeb kahani hai,
Jis cheez ko chaha vo hi begani hai,
Haste hai to sirf duniya ko hsane k liye,
vrna in ankho me pani hi pani hai
Great moments
8 Best moments in life
1> Giving the 1st salary to your parents
2> Thinking your love with tears.
3> Looking old photos & smiling
4> A sweet & emotional chat with friends
5> Holding hands with Your Loved ones for a walk
6> Getting a hug from one who cares you.
7> 1st kiss to your child when he/she is born.
8> The moments when your eyes are filled with tears after a big laugh.
Wish u all such great moments
Dil se mita do
Khata ho gyi to saja suna do,
dil me itna dard kyon h wajad bta do,
der ho gyi h yaad karne mein jarur,
Lekin aapko bhula denge ye khayal tak dil se mita do
Kuch khass hai
Har nazar ko ek nazar ki talash hai,
Apki awaz mein bat kuch khas hai,
apse dosti yun hi nahi kr baithe hum,
kya kare humari pasand hi kuch khass hai.
Pyar kyon hai
Jo na mile uska intzar kyon hai,
Kisi k liye apna ye haal kyon hai,
Vaise to is duniya me kafi cheez pyari hai,
Lekin jo na mile usi se pyar kyon hai
Ehsaas hi kaafi hai
Zindagi me kisi ka saath kaafi hai,
Haatho me kisi ka haath kaafi hai,
Dur ho ya paas,fark nahi padta,
Dosti ka to bus ehsaas hi kaafi hai
Keep smiling
Smile is a bird which fly from face to face, may it get a permanent nest at your lips n
make u happy always, so keep smiling"
So i miss u
sometime missing is more precious than being together...
Because we miss only those whom we never want to miss in our life... so i miss u
Has no right
Remember this always:
"Someone who can't accept you at your worst, has no right to be with you at your best..!"
Woh Mara kaise??
A person,never smoked,never drank,No affair,No girlfriend,No Flirt, When he dies, Insurance company. refused claim saying "Jo Jiya hi nahi woh Mara kaise??"
Naaz b hai.
Teri kami bhi hai tera ehsaas bhi hai,
Tu door bhi mujhse or pass b hai,
Khuda ne u nawaaza teri dosti se,
mujhko khud pe gurur b hai aur tuj pe naaz b hai.
Yaad kiya kro
Hassi k raste pe chala kro,
Khushiyon ki mehak liya kro,
Pyar se dilon ko chua kro,
Jab aapka dil udas ho,
......to is "sweet si aafat" ko yaad kiya kro
Teacher try in 1 year
A genius is a person who can do something in 1 day & a fool do that in 100 days...
Just as we complete r syllabus in 1 day & our teacher try in 1 year.
Pregnant ho
Sardar(ladkiyo ko chedte hue):- Hor soniyo ki haal h?
Ladki(Gusse me):- Jo teri behan da hai...
Sardar(haste huy):- Oh tussi v pregnant ho.
Khrab ho jati hai
Papa:Beti pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi! Lekin?
ab tum muje Dad kehti ho, Kyon?
Beti- Oh Dad, Papa kehne se lipstic khrab ho jati hai na..!
Sath paapri.
Ek bat hamesha yaad rakhen.
2 chezen muqaddar walon ko hi milti hai.
1. Samosey k sath zyada chatni.
Or dusra,
Dahi baley k sath paapri...
That person..
We Always miss a very special someone in life only for two reasons:-
Either that person was always with you
Or You always wanted to be with that person...
Aakhri Din Hoga..
Ek Ladka or ladki car me khamoshi se ja rahe hote hai,
Ladka ek latter ladki ko deta hai,
Ladki latter parhne se pehle hi ladke ko kehti hai k mujhe ab tum se pyar nahi hai,
m tume chhod rahi hun, ek dm se tez rftar waali car unki car se tkra jati hai.
ladka mr jata hai, ladki bch jati hai, fir wo khat kholti hai uski akhe bhr ati hai usme likha tha "Jis Din Tum Mujhe Chod Dogi Vo Din Meri Jindgi Ka Aakhri Din Hoga..."
Special for me.
Love is a special word for care,
care is a special word for friendship &
friendship is a special word for U &
U are special for me...
Kya jrurat hai
Ragging ke waqt ladko ne 1 ladki se kaha,
1 sawal ka jawab do- Patna kaha pr hai?
Ladki- Biihar mein.
Boys- Yahin pat jao na, itni dur jaane ki kya jrurat hai.
Dar lagta hai
Wafa ki zanzir se dar lagta hai,
Kuch apni taqdir se dar lagta hai,
jo Mujhe tujhse juda karti hai,
Hath ki uss lakir se dar lagta hai
Free nahi hai
Sardarni Writes msg 2 sardar- "Ghar kab aa rahe ho..??
msg kr ke bato..."
sardar send msg2 her-"nahi baa sakta, msg free nahi hai.."
Same place
A 5 year old boy asked his Friend: What is FRIENDSHIP?
She replied friendship is when u ROB my chocolates everyday from my bag.
I still keep it in same place.
Roo rahi hai
Maalik-Kal office k sare manchchhar mar do.
Next day maalik- ye to aaj bhi bhinbhina rahe h.
Noukar- Machchhar nahi ye to unki widhwaaye roo rahi hai
Sweetness of girls
Why do girl eat chocolate after a breakup?
sweetness of chocolate makes them gorget the bitterness of breakup.
Why do Boys drink?
bitterness of alcohol them forget the sweetness of girls....
calculator
son:Dad, How much is 5+5?
Dad:You dumbo!
You don't even know this much!
Go and get a calculator
Hamari khata kya hai
Koi kuch na kahe to pata kya hai,
Is bechain khamoshi ki wajah kya hai,
Har koi chhod jata hai tanha humein,
koi yeh to bataye ki hamari khata kya hai
Rehti hain na
Science kehta h pani boil krne se germs mar jate h.
Science ko ye btao ki germs ki dead bodies to pani me hi rehti hain na!
Kidneys not my heart
True lines by a passionate Drinker:
" I trust on whisky more than a girl,bcoz it damages my kidneys not my heart"
Cream khani hai
Beta:Maaa meri kya keemat hai.
Maa: Beta tu to lakho ka hai.
Beta: to lakho mein se 5 rupaye dena, mujhe ice cream khani hai.
Asi haar ni sakde
Teri yari da mull asi utar nahi sakde.
tu mange ta jaan ta kr inkar nahi sakde.
maneye ke zindgi lendi imtihan bade pr tu hove nal te asi haar ni sakde
Yaaran de nal
Hass Hass k kattni zindgi yara de nal,
Dil la k rakna baharan de nal,
Ki hoyeya je asin puja paath ni krde,
sadi yari ae Rabb warge yaaran de nal.
LOFER or OFFER
LOFER or OFFER me kya fark h??
Agar koi ladka kisi ladki ko propose kre to LOFER
Or koi ladki laddke ko propose kre to OFFER...
Bao baoooo
Ek tomy subah se sham tak bhonkta raha
Baobao
Baobao
Baobao
Baobao
Bao baoooo
Bao
bao
baoo baoo
Haan! bilkul aise hi bhonk raha tha
Real Succes
Excellent lines from Dr Abdulkalam:
What is success?
In simple words..When your "Signature" changes to "Autograph" thats the real Succes!
Think Crazy..
Golden wrds of Avtar: "Whenever there is a hard job 2 b done, i assign it 2 the laziest man as he is sure 2 find an easy way 2 do it"
B lazy think Crazy....
Rishte ban jate hai
Note: Rishte aur Raste 1 sikke ke 2 pahlu hai.
Kabhi kabhi rishte nibhate nibhate raste kho jate hai.
Kabhi kabhi Raste pe chalte chalte rishte ban jate hai
PASS kr le.
Mehekti Hawa ye kehti hai pyar karle..
Madhosh fiza ye kehti hai izhar karle..
pr in Gharwalo ko kaun samjhaye...??
Kehte hain pehle B.A to PASS kr le..!
Touch with all...
Friendship is like a garden.
It's beautiful when watered with love ,tears & cheers,
but, it dries up if left untouched,
so, keep in touch with all.....
Know what is love
True saying: only two persons on this Earth will B extremely happy.. one who Gets everything in love ...
and the one who does not know what is love.
Door nahi hote
Waqt ki ho dhoop ya ho tez aandhiya,
kuch kadman ke nishan kabhi nahi khote,
jinhe yad karke muskura de aankhe,
wo log door hokar bhi door nahi hote.
Kaash aap hamare hote
Keh na paaye hum dil ki baat ko
Sun na paaye tum dil ki baat ko
Har pal hum ko tarpayegeen yeh khamoshiyan
Yeh bhi sach hai tum bewafa nahi
Yeh bhi sach hai hum bewafa nahi
Yeh bhi sach hai chahat na milli hai yeh dooriyan
Iss dil ke aise tukre na hote
Kaash aap hamare hote
Mere naam to aaye
Tu nahin tera koi paigam to aaye,
Ek koi khat mere naam to aaye,
Mana teri nazron me main gunehgar hoon,
Par koi ilzaam mere naam to aaye.
Na sota hai
saanp ka kata sota hai,
bichu ka kata rota hai,
pr bewafai ka kata to
na rota hai na sota hai
Jano mein bhi janu
Tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
lahere aati hai jati hai
phir kyu likha naam mera kinare par
tum bhi jano mein bhi janu
Humara nahi hota
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hain
Par koi humara nahi hota.
Pyaar karti hain
Matt kar mere dost hasino se mohabbat
vo aankho se waar karti hain
maine inhi aankho se dekha hai
ki vo kitno se pyaar karti hain
Ye Baddua Hai Meri
Aye Khuda Na Ho Mahobbat Bewafao Se Ye Dua Hai Meri,
Koi Na Tadpe Pyar Main Ye Shikayat Hai Meri,
Ager Milti Hai Saja Pyar Ki Ladko Ko Tanhai Ki,
To Maut Bhi Na Nasib Hi Husnwalo Ko Ye Baddua Hai Meri.
Halaat ki tarha
guzry dinon ki bhuli hui bat ki tarha
ankhon main jagta hai koi rat ki tarha
os se umeed thi k nabhaye ga sath
magar wo b badal gya mery halaat ki tarha
Samunder bhi karib tha
Dil tha amir pr muqadar garib tha,
milke bichadna hamara nasib tha,
chahakar bhi kuch nahi kr na sake
ghar bhi jalta raha aur samunder bhi karib tha
Aadat hoti hai
Employee: Boss aap shaadi-shuda logo ko hi naukri kyon dete ho?
Boss:Kyonki unhe pehle se hi gaaliya khane ki aadat hoti hai.
Mental hospital.
A rose is always rose whether it is in golden pot or in dustbin.
Same way u r always my "sweet frnd" whether u r in central jail or
in mental hospital.
Own principle...!!
Nothing can b changed by changing the face,
But everything can b changed by facing the change...!!
Life is yours, live it on your own principle...!!
Gareebi kya hai??
Gareebi kya hai??
?
?
Jab ek Ladki 2 Rs me KISS dene ke liye taiyaar ho...
?
.... Aur
Aapke paas sirf 1 Rs. ho.
Mujhe sms na
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Ja meri Missile jo mujhe sms na kare uske dimag me jake phat ja
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Wapis kyu aa gyi?
MISION FAILDED Dimag hi nahi hai.
Wajah ban gyi
Galiyo ki hawa jism ki dawa ban gyi,
Duri unki meri chahat ki saza ban gayi,
kaise bhulu unhe 1 pal k liye jb unki yad hi jine ki wajah ban gyi.
Holi Ka tyohar
Gulal ki khushbu, Gubaron ka haaar,
Mithai ki sugandh, pichkari ki fuhar,
Radha ki umide,kanhaiya ka pyar..
mubarak ho aapko Holi Ka tyohar
Pehchan na ho
Aankho me khushi labon pr hansi,
Gam ka kahin naam na ho,
Aapko holi pe itna rang diya jaye,
ki ghar walo ko bhi apki pehchan na ho
Kertay jata hain
jo zakhm tu nay diye thay woh bhertay jatay hain
charhay hoay thay jo dariya utartay jatay hain
yeh ahel_e_shahr_e_wafa hain ajab bahar parust
sarooo kay phool faseelo’n pay dhertay jatay hain
nahi hai aur tu kuch bhi hamaray hatoo’n main
siva_ye_arz_e_tamman na so kertay jata hain
ajeeb loog hain , yeh ahel_e_intezaar kay jo
khud apni aag main jul kar sa’nwertay
Hamare hote
Mohabbat ki raahon mein hum sath hote
Soo dard milte phir bhi na roote
Kaash aap hamare hote
Doston se darte hai.
Hasraton se nahi hum tamannaon se darte hai,
Sachchai se nahi hum sapno se darte hai,
Karte hain log dushman se nafrat,
Aur hum apne hi doston se darte hai.
Rehkar na satiye
pyar me aakhe zuban hoti hai
sachii baat to bezuban rehti hai
pyar mein dard mile to kaisa ghabrana
suna hai dard se pyar jawan hoti hai
aapke dilmein kya hai bata dijiye
yu khamosh rehkar na satiye
Sirf usi ka tha.
Thukra ke usne mujhko,
kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha.
Pehchaan baki hai …
Unki Mohabbat ke abhi nishaan baki hai,
Naam lab par hai aur jaan baki hai .
Kya hua agar dekh kar muh pher lete hai,
Tasalli hai ki shakal ki pehchaan baki hai …
Wish u a very
Before any body else wishes u let me take the opportunity to wish u a very Happy birthday…
You were born
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Your best one
For a Cool Kid!
It's birthday time again, and WOW!
You're a whole year older now!
So clown around and have some fun
To make this birthday your best one!
Battry was also....
my plane was crashed but i m ok,
my car was stolen yesterday,
i missed the bus,&
my mobile’s Battry was also verylow,
thats y i can’t get u yesterday,
plz 4giv me & HAPPY BLATED B’DAY 2 U
Wish For a happy
Choo, choo!
Here comes the Birthday Train Chug-chugging straight your way--
To bring you a great big birthday wish For a happy, fun-filled day!
Have 365 Days
It's your birthday, and you know what that means--
You're another year older and another year cooler.
Have 365 Days of Fun!
Royal treatment
A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
May Your Every Birthday Wish Come True!
All the best
Cos today is your day,
its an opportunity for u to know that
u are special and special things are for u today,
i wish u all the best.
Happy birth day. Love u!
To dream them
A birthday means new dreams to dream,
new thoughts to think, a whole new year,
to try a million good things and you're just the girl to try them,
to think them, to dream them. Happy Birthday
Tumko utara hoga
Zaroor tumko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
Ek baar to chand ne bhi tumko nihara hoga,
Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
Khuda ne jab Zamin par tumko utara hoga.
Wishes come true
I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who'd be close to my heart..
It came true when i met YOU
on ur speacial day
I wish for you...
May all urs dreams & wishes come true.
Have a very
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Honge aansu
Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga,
Jis din aapko apne hatho se banaya hoga,
Usne bhi bahaye honge aansu,
Jis din aapko yahan bhej ker,
khud ko akela paya hoga
Haseen nazaaron se
Aa teri Umar main likh du chand sitaaro se,
Tera janam din main manau phoolon se bahaaron se,
Har ek khubsurti duniya se main le aaoon,
Sajaau yeh mehfil main har haseen nazaaron se.
When you were born
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful star.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
Janamdin ho
Har raah aasan ho
Har raah pe khushiya ho
Har din khubsoorat ho
Aisa hi poora jivan ho
Yahi har din meri dua ho
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
Soul & body!
LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day…
may GOD’S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B-DAY.
Kehte rahen har baar.
sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar Aur hum aapko "Janmdin Mubarak" kehte rahen har baar.
Late to Wish YoU
Peep…. peep
Peeep , pepepe!
SoRRy!
The SMS was in Traffic Jam…
However I m NoT 2 late to Wish YoU. . .
HaPPy Birth day
Wishes comes true!
Wish you a very happy birthday,
May life lead you 2 great happiness,
success and hope dat all your wishes comes true!
enjoy your day.
You Sweetheart
if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*
Teri surat hai samaayi
Yeh din yeh mahina yeh tareekh jab jab aayi,
Hum ne kitne pyar se janam din ki mehfil sajaayi,
Har shamaa par naam likh diya dosti ka,
Iss ki roshni mein chand jaisi teri surat hai samaayi.
Janmdin Mubaraq
Would be crying
You were crying when u were born
While everybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
Live your life humbly so that
You would b the one laughing when u die
And everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday
fUn-fillEd dAY
Itz tHE DaY of CakEs N CandlEs..
snOw N soNgs..
cElebrAtions N dEcoRtions..
LaughtEr N Luv..
Itz ur B'day!
Wishing U a Luvly n fUn-fillEd dAY
Shubh Kaamnaayein
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein,
Hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein.
Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko,
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko.
*Janm Din Ki HArdik Shubh Kaamnaayein"
What it takes……
B – Be yourself
I – invite new challenges
R – Recall past achievements
T – Trust your judgments
H – Have faith in your abilities
D – Desire only the best
A – Affirm your strengths
Y – You’ve got what it takes………
***!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!***
Tumhare liye hai
aaj k din ki namaz
aaj k din ki dua
aaj k din ki prayer
aaj k din ka paath
sab tumhare liye hai
so h.birthday frnd
Age by friends not years
Count ur garden by the flowers
Never by the leaves that fall.
Count ur day by golden hours
Don't remember clouds at all.
Count ur nights by stars not shadows.
Count ur life by smile not tears.
And with joy on every birth day count ur age by friends not years.....
Nice as you
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
Diwani rahe
Sajti rahe Khushiyon ki Mehfil,
Har Khushi suhani rahe,
aap Jindgi mein itne Khush rahe,
ki har Khushi aapki Diwani rahe.
*Happy Birth Day*
Wahan bhi na hoga
Sitaron se aage bhi koi jahan hoga,
Jahan ke saare nazaron ki kasam,
Aapse pyaara wahan bhi na hoga.
*Happy Birth Day*
Prolong The Celebration
I Didn’t Forget Your Birthday,
I’m Just Fashionably Late.
I’m So Sorry I Missed Your Birthday,
I Hope That You Had A Wonderful Day.
I May Have Forgotten Your Birthday,
But I Didn’t Forget About You!
I Didn’t Forget About Your Birthday;
I Just Wanted To Help Prolong The Celebration.
Look a year older
height of diplomacy
forgetting ur girl friends birthday and later telling her
how can i rememeber your birthday honey, when you never look a year older...
Each and every day
Another year has come and gone,
The sands of time keep trickling away.
Your birthday reminds me to let you know
I'm thankful for you each and every day.
Roshni mange aapse
har khusi khusi mange aapse,
jindagi jinda dili mange aapse,
ujala ho mukaddar me aapke itna,
ki chand bhi roshni mange aapse
* Happy Birth Day *
Khuda humko jalaye
Dua karte hain hum sar jhuka ke,
Aap apni manzil ko paye.
Agar aapki rahon me kabhi andhera aaye,
To roshni ke liye khuda humko jalaye.
*Happy Birth day"
Adjust plz..!
Ab Apka janam hua
Baadal fata
Adbhut roshni huyi
Angles khud sab k saamne
prakat hue aur bole -
Sorry 4 da mistake!
Kindly adjust plz..!
Happy Birthday!
Such a wonderful day
Serious Problem—Shortage of Sugar.
This is because,
God used all sugar to make you so sweet.
Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day.
“Happy Birthday”
Perfect for you
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
Inner voice
Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because,
years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience.
Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
Happy returns of the
On your birthday,
I would like to give you
some words of wisdom
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Smile while you still have teeth.
:D
Many many happy returns of the day
Sapnon mein ho
Tamanna karte ho aap jin Khushiyoun ki,
wo Khushiyan aapke kadmon mein ho,
Ishwar aapko wo sab haqiqat mein de,
Jo socha aapne Sapnon mein ho.
*Happy Birth Day*
Umar de aapko
Ugata hua suraj dua de aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
Main to kuchh bhi de nahi sakta,
Dene wala lambi umar de aapko.
*Happy Birth Day*
Kabhi mila nahi
Hamari to duaa hai, koi gila nahi
Wo gulaab jo aaj tak khila nahi
Aaj ke din aapko wo sab kuch mile
Jo aaj tak kisi ko kabhi mila nahi
Peace of mind
Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
Not just happiness but joy,
Not just riches but wealth,
And most of all love and peace of mind.
“Happy Birthday”
Happiness day
with warmest wishes on ur birthday,
wishing a day that loveliness from movement to movement ,
a life that holds happiness day after day ,
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Dint get you one
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
Without you
My love for you Has a never ending supply It will never be lacking It will never get dry Often I wonder And ask myself, Why do I feel, Without you I'd die.
Best day of the
For the world, i’s just another day,
But for me today is the best day of the year!
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Happy Birthday my love.
Wish U A Very.....
A Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se
Ek dua mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se,
chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,
Sub hasraten puri ho aapki aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.
*Happy Birth Day*
Dua hai DIL SE
Apko ashirwad mile badon se,
Sahyog mile chhoton se,
Khushiyan mile jag se,
Pyar mile sab se,
Daulat mile rab se,
Yahi dua hai DIL SE!
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Kehte rahein har baar
Phoolon ki sugandh se sugandhit ho jeevan tumhara
Taron ki chamak se sammilit ho jeevan tumhara
Umr aapki ho suraj jaisi
Yaad rakhe jise hamesha duniya
Janmdin mein aap mehfil sajayein aap aisi
Subh din ye aaye aapke jevan mein hazaar baar
Aur hum aapko Janmdin Mubarak kehte rahein har baar..
Itni dur na hota
Deepak me noor Na hota,
Tanha Dil itna majbur na hota,
Hum aapko khud B’day wish karne aate,
Yadi aapka aasiyana itni dur na hota
Wish heart se
Near or far wherever U are,
My best wishes are with U,
Aap jiyo hazaro saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish heart se!
“Happy Birthday”
Together and near
Happy birthday and the sweetest September,
A celebration we shall surely remember.
We know you waited another year,
To bring all of us, together and near.
Kya gulab du
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho
Have A Fun
Hope your Birthday gently breezes into your life all the choicest of things and all that your heart holds dear Have A Fun- Filled Day.
Spend is your TIME
You can spend
hundreds on birthdays,
thousands on festivals,
lakhs on weddings,
but to celebrate
all you have to spend is your TIME….
MANY HAPPY RETURNS
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY
MAMMA... START UR DAY WITH HER ... SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .MANY HAPPY RETURNS... MY DEAR
Pehle hum mile
khuda na kare aapko koi gam ho,
aur sirf Khushiyanb aur hansi mile.
gam jab bhi bad chale aapki aor,
khuda kare raste me use pehle hum mile.
*Happy Birth Day*
Aasma aapko
Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,
Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,
Jab agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,
To bhagwan dede sara aasma aapko.
*Happy Birth Day*
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Apna he ye irada
Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua
Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda
Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada
Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada
Without stars
If lovers are like moon and Brothers are like stars than i have noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars i.e. YOU Happy Birthday Brother.
Jaise ho wo mera dil
Dekho humare bina bhi kitni sazi hai aaj ye mehfil
Humein bhula ke apna janmdin mana rahein hai sangdil
Jinhe humare bina adhuri si lagti thi har ek cheez
Aaj cake kaat rahein hai aise, jaise ho wo mera dil
Go always ahead
Life is very short,
So enjoy every moment,
Don’t lose your confidence
Go always ahead.
Happy Birthday
Best birthday ever
Friendship is about. bringing out the positive when everything seems negative...being accepted for who you are...being able to pick up right where you left off...sharing, talking, and laughing...Friendship is about us, and for that I'm grateful. And I hope you have the best birthday ever, friend!
Happy birthday
Some like sunday some like monday, but i like your birthday.happy birthday my sweetheart.
- Anonymous
To wish you
Lovely msg for a Lovely Person
from Lovely Friend
For a Lovely Reason
at a Lovely Time
from a Lovely Mind
in a Lovely Mood
in a Lovely Style
to wish you
Have a Lovely “BirthDay”
Before your eyes
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
Aane wala kal
Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi,
Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal,
Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage,
Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal !!
Happy Birth Day
Udhar leke aayenge
Khushiyon ka ek sansar leke aayenge,
Patjhad mein bhi bahaar leke aayenge,
Jab bhi pukar lenge aap dil se,
Jindgi se saanse udhar leke aayenge.
*Happy Birth Day*
Pal khushi ka
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare
Special Plans
A Birthday is A Million Moments, Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams, & ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans.. Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy.
Tumhare pass hai
Bahut door hai tumse, par dil tumahre pass hai.
Jism pada hai yaha, par rooh tumahre pass hai.
Janamdin hai tumhara, par jashan humare pass hai.
Juda hai ek-dusre se hum,
par fir bhi tum humare pass ho aur hum tumhare pass hai.
Zappy For you
Hope this day will be
Amazing,
Blazing,
Colorful,
Delightful,
Exuberant,
Fancy,
Gorgeous,
Holy,
Immaculate,
Joyful,
Klassic,
Lasting,
Massive,
Naughty,
Oxyrich,
Plush,
Quenchy,
Rustic,
Superb,
Temptful,
Ultimate,
Velvety,
Wonderful,
Yankee,
Zappy For you.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Want to say
birthday
a day
that day.
this day.
brilliant day.
shiny day.
cool day.
bloomy day.
rainy day.
oh yar leave it.
i just want to say.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Every falling star
In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend...couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god for giving me a friend like u...happy birthday and dont forget that someone somewhere is wishing for ur happiness on every falling star."
Gave to me a friend
Believing hear, what you deserve to hear:
Your birthday as my own to me is dear…
But yours gives most; for mine did only lend
Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.
Forgets your birthday
Its a nice feeling when you know
that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you,
someone needs you;
but it feels much better when
you know that someone
never ever forgets your birthday.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY“.
You a super duper
Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
Khwab kabhi aaye
Muskan aapke Honto se kahi jaye nahi,
aansu aapke palko pe kabhi aaye nahi,
pura ho aapka hur khwab,
aur jo pura na ho wo khwab kabhi aaye nahi.
*Happy Birth Day*
Janam din aaya
Suraj roshni le kar aaya aur chidiyon ne gaana gaaya,
Phoolon ne hans hans kar bola mubaraq ho tumhara janam din aaya.
*Happy Birthday*
Guzaar apna har
Zindagi ki raah mein aage chalte jana har pal,
mur ke na dekh beete hue pal
jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila,
jo milgaya uske sath guzaar apna har pal
Haseen nazaaro se
Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se
Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se
har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau
Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se
Date your bones
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones. He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!! Have a great birthday.
Meri dua ho
Har raah aasan ho,
Har raah pe khushiya ho,
Har din khubsoorat ho,
Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
Yahi har din meri dua ho,
Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!
Feelings in SMS
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
Sports car
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. .......
Perfect for you
On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy;
I hope all of your wishes come true.
May each hour and minute be filled with delight,
And your birthday be perfect for you!
Beautiful angel…
It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn’t really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel…
happy birthday dear friend
Make ur special day
Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care,
Because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the one who would care to make ur special day a costly affair!!!!
Baar-baar aapko
Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein
hassi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein
kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko
Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko
HAPPY BIRTH DAY
Woh insan rahe
Har lamha apke hothon pe muskan rahe,
Har ghum se aap anjaan rahen,
Jiske sath mehak uthe aapki zindgi,
Hamsha aapke pass woh insan rahe.
Happy Birthday
DILSE MUBARAK
CHAND KO CHAANDNI MUBARAK
SURAJ KO ROSHNI MUBARAK
TUJHE MERI JAAN....
JANAMDIN DILSE MUBARAK....
Dhadkega kis k liye
Khuda kaise karoon shukriya iss din ke liye
Jis duniye tumhe dharti pe bheja hamare liye
Naa jaane kyon main intezaar kar raha tha
Shayad janmdin hai tumhara iss liye
Meri har ek dua hai teri lambi umr ke liye
Dil khud jaanta hai tu na ho dhadkega kis k liye
Ekdum jhakaas
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast, xtra bariya, xtra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
Mubarak ho aapko yeh
Har din se pyaara lagta hai hamein yeh khaas din
Jisse bitasna nahin chaahte hum aap bin
Vaise toh dil deta hai sadaa hi Dua aapko
Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho aapko yeh janamdin
Treasure life and love
Birthdays are the tolling of
A bell that marks the coming of
A time of festive joy and love,
A time to treasure life and love.
Blessings b always there..
May your life b colourful day and night,
With love, happiness & Success of your right,
And God's choicest blessings b always there...
Happy Birthday to you ......my dear.
Say HAPPY BIRTHDAY
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
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